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  1. crimsonlonghorn
    I am not an infectious disease expert but I would suspect that the risk of getting sick outdoors is far lower than it is indoors, provided you aren't in a crowd of people breathing on each other. If it's warm and sunny, I don't think the playground equipment at the park would be all that dangerous. Sunlight kills everything. Chucke E Fucking Cheese is a completely different story, however, and those places should be shut own by order of the health department, which I suspect is forthcoming, just like movie theaters and concert venues will eventually be shut down.
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    We have a separate thread for that. It sounds like there is a well known poster on this board who has it right now. Will he get tested and win the $10,000 Surly Grand Prize* or will the government cockblock him with the lack of access to testing? Tune in later and find out! . . . *There is no grand prize.
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    My church emailed us today that they are shutting down for three weeks and are streaming. Whatever your opinion of organized religion, this is a good thing for community health.
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    And the joke is that they never explain in the movie how it works.
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    Little League is shut down for 3 weeks but USSSA was like, "Yeah just try not to bring as many spectators to the tournament this weekend. We good." Can't say I was too surprised when I heard that.
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    Can't you read bro?
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    NO WAY!
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    On the bright side today, HEB is apparently sold out of eggs and someone posted on Facebook that our farm was selling them. We've had a never-ending parade of people at the farm today buying eggs. A week ago I was running out of places to keep them because the hens were ramping up early this spring with the warm weather. On the downside, now my wife and I are going to get sick because every fucking stranger in West Sugar Land is stopping by the farm today.
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    You forgot the part about walking past the virology lab after he ate the bat and bumping into the Chinese version of Charles Campion as he was sliding under the closing door.
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    You laugh, but I've had that exact thought about the Chinese leadership.
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    I originally said "political shitshow" in order to be apolitical and it was auto-changed to "government" which completely changed the tone of my post. I repent and won't even make 35,000 foot meta-comments about politics now.
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    Said thing is, they're coming here eventually, too. Ain't no travel ban going to stop them.
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    I am pretty sure our President is going to eventually come down with it and then the USA government shitshow will get turned up to 11. (No CR intended at all)
  14. crimsonlonghorn
    I've been taking post-dump showers and conserving TP for years. IT'S ALL PIPES!!!
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    In Houston we call it Ben Taub.
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    And it's still not closed from what I hear.
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    XFL did get canceled, which makes sense and is the right call.... but hell, imagine the eyeballs that a new sports league could get right now if it were the only game in town with nothing else on television for the next month.
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    https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-nerds-wake-up-in-utopia-where-everyone-stays-inside-sports-canceled-social-interaction-forbidden
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    This is not surprising at all. I'm sure Texas has just as many if not more cases simply by virtue of a higher population. The real question is, are they all going to get sick?
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    Lamar CISD (our schools in Greatwood) added another week to this week's spring break. My guess is that they will add more days after that as well. All Texas East Little League activities in all districts and all leagues have been suspended until at least April 6. We sent out the email today and there are knucklehead LL dads already responding that they would rather play their games and asking if they can still practice if there are no games.
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    I love SGAmmo.com, primarily because the shipping is extremely reasonable and they ship your order almost immediately.... except now that I look at the website they are saying it might be Friday the 20th for orders placed today. Guess errbody's prepping right now.
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    She took it upon herself to go to Costco after we got home. She might be starting to see the light.... or not.
  24. crimsonlonghorn
    Shit, be creative. World's Strongest Man... With Coronavirus! Surefire hit, I tell you.
  25. crimsonlonghorn
    So they can keep your money and rent it to someone else. They're the ones who give a shit you dumbass.

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