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Unfortunately we got this version of all gas no brakes

I would love to have Boom back, but I can't help but think that having 2 failures as HCs lead our team doesn't equal one good HC.

Coaches need less time on the field and more time dedicated to getting mother fuckers in the fucking portal.

We played for the intramural championship by simply running zone to the strong side and manning up single receivers on the weak side. I don't think anyone scored more than 2 TDs on us until we lost in the finals. Maybe you and I should send our resumes in to Sark.

Sackcloth seems more appropriate.

This is exactly why this sadistic carnival ride we are on will never end.

Fuck all of these motherfuckers. I don’t give a shit who they fire or when. I just flat out don’t want to watch these pathetic fucking pussies represent my school. I quit on Texas Football. They quit on me a long time ago.

Put it on the mother fucking wall!

The best part is that it has completely backfired on the videographer and the whole world is agreeing with Bo and laughing at our pussy ass players. In this world of social media, I am glad Bo said what he did and that the players can read for themselves that the sporting world agrees with him 100%. Hell, my brother who is a FSU grad (and HS QB that played a couple years D3) sent it to me first thing this morning and said he agreed with every word. It has gone completely viral.

Is it on through that? Been thinking of getting it but if it shows the basketball games I’m signing up now.

I agree with this and stated it in one of the multiple threads talking about why we are so shitty. My question is who is our extra coach since Sark is HC/OC and Flood is OL/OC. I am thinking it is between Gideon and Joseph, and as shitty as the secondary is, maybe you fire both of them and bring in one guy that can actually coach plus a full time OC. Milwee doesn't have the experience, and I would guess Flood doesn't really either. He has his hands full making hammered shit into chicken salad anyway.

Bo Davis is...

How is it that the only one of these three I didn't really care to see naked is the only one that got naked on screen?

Thread title is now correct, so we go that going for us. Which is nice.

I think Jackie Moon caught as many post entry passes in that one possession as Shakas teams managed in his entire career at Texas.

Yeah, and the funny thing is the article I quoted is from 2020 talking about how that ultimately led to Saban. Who knows what happens if Price actually coached in Tuscaloosa. Maybe we will get lucky enough to fuck around and find out at some point. Until then at least our coaches have stripper girlfriends with monkeys that bite people.

Come on now, if we are going to make fun of Bammer, let's be sure to do it right. Mike Price’s Strip Club Adventure Fast-forward to the middle of April in 2003. Price was in Pensacola, Florida to play in the Emerald Coast Classic Pro-Am golf tournament. The first thing the 57-year-old husband and father of three children (two of which were his sons and assistants at Alabama under him) does is make his way to a strip club, Arety’s Angels. According to accounts in an in-depth piece from Sports Illustrated, Price bought hundreds of dollars worth of drinks and dances. After leaving to attend a golf tournament-related dinner, he headed back to the club and was seen “kissing and fondling a waitress” there. Things get even spicier from there, though. Price reportedly left Arety’s Angels with two women to head back to the Crowne Plaza Hotel where he was staying. One of the women (who wouldn’t say if she was paid for sex) said they partook in a threesome that included some pretty comical pillow talk. Price denied all of this. After playing 18 holes the next morning, Price received news that someone had racked up $1,000 worth of room service in his hotel room. One of the women had ordered everything on the menu “all in to-go boxes.” Price handled the issue when he got back to the hotel, but news of his wild night was spreading like wildfire back in Alabama. Alabama Fired Price Before He Coached A Game After previous allegations of Price partying into the early morning at local Tuscaloosa bars and even making advances on university students, which athletic director Mal Moore warned him about, this incident was the last straw for University of Alabama president Robert Witt.

Can we give ourselves the death penalty? I think a 4 year break from Texas Football would do us all good.

Only if the winning essay writer gains a spot on the coaching staff.

We have a roster of soft, poorly developed pussies no doubt. But they are led by coaches that have shit the bed in 4 consecutive second halves. Both are abysmal. Sark probably should have gotten someone better than Milwee to be his OC so his OL coach could devote all of his time to attempting to develop the water head pussies we call linemen. Sark obviously needs help at OC, because his complete lack of adjustments and absolutely lost QBs need more coaching than they are getting. He obviously needs more time to be a head coach, because this team of mental cowards look absolutely clueless about how to win a fucking football game. Naming a DC before picking all of his coaches for him would also seem to have been a good idea. so the answer is yes, they both suck.

I’m worried that he and Bijan both bolt. This shitty team is ruining their draft stock just like every other draftable player we have had in the last decade.

2021 is the team that actually made me quit. I was happy to have a friends 50th birthday party last night. I didn’t watch the first minute of the game and glad I didn’t. Fuck this entire football program. It is an embarrassment. I’m done watching this pathetic shit.