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At least future man keeps it to a sentence or less, and sometimes makes me laugh

I have right next to zero belief that Urban will actually take the job at Texas, because Texas fucks this kind of thing up over and over again. So you have me in the wrong camp buddy. I would love to see him coach here, but I have zero faith we will make it happen. I am in awe of your 20 year record of following Urban, since I really only started following him in his last year at Utah before he took over at UF. You may have missed the fact that I also went to UF and know all about Urban as well. If you recall, he was 'retiring' from coaching when he left Florida to spend time with his family due to health issues in December of 2010. What was he doing less than a year later? I'm just waiting for you to admit you know jack shit, just like the rest of us, instead of insisting your buddy Urban ain't coming to Texas.

You didn't answer my question fuck nut. Talk about mental gymnastics, it was a fairly simple question. I'll ask more simply... Does Urban saying he would listen to the Cowboys if they called, mean he was actually interested in the job, or do you need to verbal diarrhea another response of how he didn't really mean what he said?

I mean, please explain to me how you take that to be something different? On a national TV show he was asked if he would be interested in a job and he said yes. How is that anything other than openly expressing interest in a job? I'm trying to ignore you in general, but this sentence needs explaining. If he wasn't interested in coaching, the answer would have been any number of responses other than the one he gave, right? Am I that stupid or are you? And you obviously have a desired outcome or you would mind your own fucking business and hang with the other water head Ohio State fans on your own site, and not be here on a Texas board discussing Urban. Now please fuck off.

Cocaine is a helluva drug

Baby blue tie = Luv ya Blue = Earl = I want a statue in Austin too

Depressing how little I care.

I’ll get sucked in again and I am sure you will too. Hell, I was dumb enough to think bringing in 7 new coaches might do the trick. Anyone other than Urban, and I will expect more misery, but hope to be wrong.

You get to that point playing to win at all times in the game. The play at 3:46 in this replay of the 2004 Utah vs Pitt Fiesta Bowl shows Urban flexing on Pitt.

Looks like that's gonna be a NO from me dawg. 2020 sucks and 2021 likely will suck worse no matter how you get your pay check. That isn't the argument I am making.

I personally think this whole thread is hilarious. I love the revisionist history of the Tampa Bay piece, where the guy tries to go back and make Florida fans feel bad that maybe Urban was a piece of shit while he was there too. Guess what, the Florida media treats UF the same as most Texas media treats UT. They know that there are more that hate the university than love it. I was a student at UF during Urbans run, and there was little to no fret of him letting the inmates run the asylum from the fan base. We had Tim Tebow leading the charge, so no one knew about the stuff below the surface with Hernandez or others. We knew Percy was a head case and pot head, but Urban managed to get him on the field when we needed, and scheme around him when he couldn't play (2008 SEC championship). It was never suggested that he was anything less than a stand up coach until he had his medical issues in 2009, when most were just mad that he was leaving so suddenly with such an unusual reason. Since that time, I have watched UF move up the leaderboard on the US News report to pass Texas as one of the best universities in the nation. They have gone through their share of coach turnover, but managed to land on an Urban disciple with a history with Urban during those same years of 'shame' (and also SEC and National Titles). Guess what?!?!? Mullen's wife even strongly considered not letting Mullen take the job because of how mean and demanding all of the Gator fans are. Sound familiar? In that Tampa Bay article, Mullen is getting run over by the same bus they are rolling over Urban because a player had a gun. Josh Moore anyone? Did Mack keep everyone out of jail and choir boy clean? I seem to remember a lot of riff raff, including our stud RB kicking down a door to get back a TV, and another star player with a backpack full of pot. I also love Blotto pointing out how few SEC teams are great schools, when one (UF) is ranked higher than Texas, and UGA is right below. How clean is that Georgia Football prorgram? In the top 30 public list for US News, we also have Ohio State, Florida State, Penn State, Texas A&M and Clemson. Auburn is at 40, and Tennessee is at 52, right before the next Big 12 school in Iowa State (54). So tell me how selling out to be good at football ruins the reputation of your university again? All of you clowns equating hiring Urban Meyer to hiring Art Briles need to stop sniffing paint. The two are not in the same realm of program mismanagement and overall debauchery, and I base that on the fact that Briles is coaching in HS while Urban is considered for this and other top college jobs. If you think the University of Florida Administration and then Athletic Director Jeremy Foley just let Urban close them out of the football program so he could run it his way, you are an absolute idiot. Jeremy Foley is / was one of the best ADs of the time, and he didn't get there by getting run over by his coaches. Same with the University in general. It is exceptional on every level. There are plenty of levels between Ohio State / Alabama / Clemson and the decade long shit show we have put up with here at Texas. To somehow think hiring Urban Meyer is going to be the torpedo that finally sinks our great university is fucking ridiculous.

He is setting new records for margin dwindling every day!

I realized while watching it.

I’m there too. I’m too far away for actually going to games to be worth the investment. But now I truly don’t care to watch us trip over our dick every Saturday. Just fucking done with this shit show. I’ve been there with basketball for a few years now, and I used to watch every game. CDC is now on the clock. Do something or go down with the sinking ship.

Is that like when Tom’s run game improved on offense and defense during practice last week?

I hope you are right in general, but you are spot on in your hidden comments. Both of those coaches are slam dunk hires that seem to have been pulled off by ninjas.

My brother was in town, so I watched about 15 total minutes of the game and couldn’t have cared less. This is the only thread I read and respond too, really. Don’t really give a shit about Ash’s defense or “Yurcich’s” offense. I don’t really give a shit about football in general when Texas sucks. I lose interest in my fantasy team and the weekly office pool and I stop watching football in general. It hits at different points each season, but it has hit the last few years in a row.

Yeah, Charlie Strong proved your point by sucking here but then kicking ass at USF where everyone was nice to him and nobody cared if he won. Oh wait.....

So the AD at Auburn orchestrated the 200k payment to Scam Newtons dad so Auburn could win the title? That’s how it is done everywhere else right? Boosters that have made millions of dollars doing whatever the fuck they think they should do to lead their companies to huge profits that made them rich, sit around waiting for a guy they could buy 50 times over to tell them what to do. Everywhere except Texas.

Are you 18? Only 18 year olds hold this level of certainty that they know everything

You are an absolute dumbass. Do you know how awful Bama was for a decade prior to Saban taking over? I mean they had a coach get fired before he even coached a game because he let a stripper run up a tab on the University credit card. And those are the most arrogant entitled fans on the planet. I know, I am surrounded by them. SEC fans in general are baffled by Texas sucking. They all have the same impression of Texas Football as the standard Texas fan. Texas should be elite, it is shocking that they aren’t. And every single fan base in the SEC is as arrogant as the Texas fan base aside from Vandy. Your argument is genuine garbage. Are you Mensa? Seems like you are since you know so much about how smart people think.

Kyle QBs and Mike for ST

So where does killing a camera guy fall on the list of things we are now ok with?