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Not if it is Dabo or Saban instead! While you are correct, I will still be disappointed without a proven winner being hired on. The obvious one is sitting there without a coaching job right now. We may strike gold and find the next Dabo, but that isn't what we do around here. We hire Hermans and Charlies and in the best case Mack Browns.

Charlie will be DC at UF soon

So I stood right next to her and her kids for a Gator walk in 2008. She was very nice and talked briefly with my wife and I. Casually dressed without a lot of makeup and very friendly and open. Attractive in a girl next door kind of way. The lady that was on the stand with Urban when he won the NC at OSU looked nothing like the lady I spoke with in 2008. I remember stopping the video and showing my wife how different she looked. This shit has changed her, and she will definitely be a strong NO in Urban coming here if I was to guess (since we are basically friends now based on that one interaction 12 years ago). Best I could do with the googles

Or he just decided he would rather his wife has a dick. NTTIATWWT

A lot more crooked numbers on the right side for Harsin than Peterson. That may be from a number of factors, but was the origin of my comment. I would hope for the best if we got Harsin, and I like him in general. But I would be waiting for the conference championships to happen here before I was optimistic.

Harsin has a decent record at Boise, but it isn’t as good as Peterson’s, and Peterson was just ok at Washington. So I have my doubts he would be a significant upgrade. But I’m so pessimistic right now that I figure Urban will have a heart attack and die on the field his first year if he coaches here.

I don’t see his country music album on your list. So is that a “for” or “against”?

I went to every Gator home game in 2008 along with the SEC Championship and NC game while doing my MBA there. I have witnessed an Urban Meyer coached team up close and in person. I am certain that Meyer will win at Texas if he is given the opportunity. I wouldn't expect anything past year 4, but who knows. I didn't expect Saban to still be coaching at Bama at this point, and damn sure never saw Mack's resurgence at UNC. I hope that Texas does the smart thing and is working numbers with Urban right now. I don't care when Herman is fired, as long as it isn't more than 24 hours after our last regular season game. But make it known immediately after that Urban is our guy. I agree completely with you about letting OU run this conference because we are scared to hire someone like Urban. I had SEC friends texting asking if I was having a heart attack watching the OU game, and I let them know that I really didn't even care enough to get excited either way. It would have been great to win, but I figured we wouldn't. I think that Urban is interested in Texas and that it could happen, but based on 30 years of following Texas Football, I highly doubt it.

Do you mean the "Family"? Tom prefers to call the team the Family.

He won a national title with Chris Leak at QB. You should be aware.

I actually believe that he can come to Texas and not be an abject failure like everything else we have done over the last decade. I probably just jinxed it...

I'm confused, you left out Brewer. He has to be on the field. Also, we didn't have spring practice, so this is virtually impossible.

I can't wait until Sam is gone, so our players start blocking and tackling and stop leading the nation in penalties.

I'm not going to debate the EOT issue, but there is no doubt that having Sam out there singing it by himself is emblematic of our program right now. Not a good look regardless of the origin, and definitely something that CDC has failed on.

I can't wait to hear how yesterday went! I bet there was a lot of accountability (whatever that actually means)

I watched the game. It wasn’t Sams greatest. If you think that coaching and culture didn’t lead to the shit show we have watched the last three weeks and want to blame it all on Sam, go right ahead. His OL sucks, so there is no running game to lean on and he is on skates as soon as the ball is hiked. OU managed to run all over us with their RBs when their QB started off like shit. His WRs drop passes constantly. He has no Duvernay or LJH to bail him out with a big catch and effort. His TEs are pretty much useless. I’m not really sure what you expect. This team fucking sucks. It is poorly coached all the way around. Yet somehow Sam still got us to overtime, only to have his pussy head coach forgo 2 opportunities to end it with a 2pt conversion which Sam is usually good at. But sure, fuck Sam.

Per Scipio’s write up: Ehlinger threw (53 attempts) or ran (23 carries) on 76 of the 87 plays Texas ran. That's 87.3% of the game in his hands On those 23 carries he went for over 100 yards rushing with 4 TDS, but sure let’s criticize our best (only?) RBs throwing accuracy and not the shit game plan that led to Sam playing hero ball. 11 RB carries 29 yards. Probably because Richey Rich is hated by his teammates.

Are you fucking kidding me? Would he agree to only play bowl games where he had 4 weeks to prepare?

This may be the dumbest shit I have ever read on this site, and there is plenty of dumb shit on here. Sam doesn’t coach this fucking team of losers, but he damn sure seems to be one of the few working his ass off to win. He shows leadership on the field exponentially greater than anyone else. Is Jake Smith not playing because he thinks Sam is a spoiled rich kid? Or is it more likely that like too many of our players, he thinks he is the ultimate playmaker and should always be on the field so he can drop more passes that hit him in the hands? Coach, my hammy is tight, think I’m gonna sit this one out. There is a metric ton of shit wrong with this team. Sam Ellingher isn’t one of them.

Who are those 5 idiots?

Fuck this pre-Madonna pussy. Fucking catch balls that hit you in the hands. Or better yet, quit. You suck just as bad as your teammates. That is this teams problem. Zero playmakers, but they all think they are.

I don’t envision you winning games either Turtle

No doubt. It happens to me every year. I don’t actively avoid games, I just don’t care enough to clear the time on my Saturday.

It sucks that the only thing I am interested in is whether we are going to actually fire our coach. Again I won’t say anything about specific players, because I believe it starts at the top, but we have players that choke in the clutch. There are exceptions no doubt. But I find myself more worried than confident no matter what phase of the game we are in. The team seems the same way. I feel bad for Sam that we wasted his time here, he has been a fun story and a good QB. The product around him has been average at best.

So help me count. We have FUCK! Girl, seems like OMG while she hits her head, and now middle finger girl? Lots of influencers coming out of this decade of suck.