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    I got a bus that we can pick every one up to bring to the tailgate
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    She told him there was a sextant on the cruise ship. He heard sex tent
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    This was fun as hell
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    Kicking off soup season
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    Arch will only succeed if we fire Sark and bring Coach Bombay in. His duck will succeed in his vaunted flying V attack
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    You'd have to get rid of AIPAC first.
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    Buy another TV you poors
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    I used to work for Quest and have been all over the country doing smart pigging. A lot of sites up north that have block valves near the road especially on 2 Lane highways have cables inside the chain link fence to stop things like this. It won't stop everything but it will slow the car down enough to maybe lessen the damage. Sometimes that's the only isolation valve for miles. With an explosion like that. It looks like the next upstream isolation valve was pretty far and that's why it burned for so long.
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    No but I did put it in your mom's chute at a Motel 6 last night
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    The Israelis need to deliver cake to all the Hezbollah leaders. Instead of it exploding. A flag with BANG! pops up. That will get the PTSD to max scale.
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    That's a heavy ass pager. Now you gotta weigh pagers
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    It's 2024. Who else would be carrying pagers? A pager is probably harder to find in the wild than a cell phone. Hezbollah apparently never watched The Wire. They would have known to buy their pagers from different suppliers so it didn't get compromised. HumInt for Israel probably got ripped off their was a big batch of pagers being ordered and being delivered to Lebanon and perked some ears. Pagers I believe run on 2 and 3 G networks so they had to be specifically modified. As far as the no explosive theory I don't buy it. Yes. You can overheat a battery and cause it to explode but the heat rise is gonna burn your ass that you're gonna throw it before it explodes
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    It is definitely in the playbook. Anyone that works for any company that they are in FR gear has already been trained. There are news vans parked at the gas station looking for people who are in coveralls to ask them what they think. The trained response is "I have no comment. Please contact my companies PR department at this number for a statement"
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    En-ey-el Munnyall
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    Getting ready for soup season so I made a bunch of wontons after work last night
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    Tyreek was being obnoxious, but I think the most telling thing was when he was cuffed and that cop was trying to get him to sit and he said hey watch it. I just had surgery on my knee. The cop said something like you must've had surgery on the ear too. That's not how it fucking works. The cop was pissed at was not trying to deescalate the situation. He snuck in a lock when he didn't have to. That cop was a dick and probably has beaten people before.
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    He wasnt calling his agent. He was calling Drew Brooks. Miami's director of security. Although both the Drew's showed up and got him released
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    The Loveland fumble I think was caused by the ref. He looked up and thought the ref was about to truck his ass. Probably the same fear that Gov Hot wheels had when Tre Wisner came barreling at him and DPS jumped in the way to shield him
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    Oh Lord me too
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    So are they making an emphasis to call it the two minute timeout this year vs two minute warning?
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    All gates have a long gun now. Sometimes it's visible sometimes it's in the shack or their vehicle
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    Here is a pretty cool picture of the SEAL team outside of the DDS with a Michigan flag
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    When I win the lottery. I'm gonna Jay and Silent Bob these little fuckers. Are you smu_deeznuts69? And kick them in the nuts.
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    We did that to China one year. So, the 4 SSGNs are Ohio Michigan Florida Georgia. So for short it's OMFG. That year it was 3 of the 4. We surfaced at 3 AM Beijing time Ohio pulled into Diego Garcia, Michigan went to Busan and Georgia went to the Philippines. So when the Chinese woke up. They were like OMG

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