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FartingMonk

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  1. Chinese roasted pork belly or siu yuk. Gotta get the crunch on the skin perfected
  2. Just look at what basketball is doing to NCAA. They are basically telling the NCAA to fuck off and it's working
  3. Made wontons as quick cold weather soup.
  4. We need more targeted killings. You order the mission against us. You get killed.
  5. The scene of the guy falling from the sky and getting chopped in half by a airplane wing was unexpected
  6. Yeah. Garlic pepper, salt. High heat butter ,oil and 1 minute each side. Done.
  7. Easy scallops
  8. The decla of independence was so effective because John Hancock signed it in invisible ink
  9. https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/01/politics/west-bank-settlers-executive-order/index.html Read the headline wrong. Was more sensational than it read. They are just trying to sanction West Bank Israeli settlers for inciting violence. My bad
  10. She was actually found in a life raft by a passing ship. Captain asked her what was wrong and she told him "nothing" so he drove off.
  11. There are more planes in the bottom of.the ocean than there are ships
  12. Nuke college station to send a message
  13. https://www.foxnews.com/media/woman-allegedly-scammed-100-million-army-shes-retiring-army-benefits That is fucking awesome. She even gets to retire with a full federal pension.
  14. Yeesh if we are being bitches about flying F-18s against a bunch of amateurs then that definitely means we don't have the resolve to launch airstrikes against Iran. If we are being that big of bitches. Just bring everyone home
  15. I didn't like him until I started watching the new heights podcast. He's pretty funny and seems like a good dude.
  16. I'm a huge 49ers fan. But damn Travis Kelce is a lucky man. He plays football for work. He bangs a billionaire for sport.
  17. Had stuff left in my fridge that I had to cook before my work trip
  18. Xanax and liquor
  19. That's a shot to both Aggy and Seahawks.
  20. Gonna rub one out for the dead homie
  21. I have a concert in Iceland. Dropped my mixtape a few weeks before. Sorry for partying
  22. If the plug don't fit. You must aquit
  23. I completely believe that report. 100 percent.
  24. Shrimp chow fun
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