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FartingMonk

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  1. and SSGNs don't travel alone. So there's probably a few linebackers in the form of SSNs watching her back. And why do we call our ships "her" because it's gay as fuck to ride dudes.
  2. You see that little tubey thingy on the top? That is DDS. That's a dry dock shelter for SDV-1. So it's not just an Ohio Class submarine. It's one of the 4 SSGNs we have. OMFG. Ohio, Michigan, FLorida, Georgia. They also come with a full load of Tomahawks. 140 of them to be exact. The last time an SSGN was in the middle east, the USS FLorida launched 140 tomahawks at Libya.
  3. Felt a little porky today. And food network star pasta inspired the pasta.
  4. just slay more poon in the off season.
  5. Isn't the goal to get to the NFL as quick as possible and burn out that rookie contract as fast as possible? Hell Dak is like a 6th rounder. His big contract negates that first round money and he will probably make more in his last year than his entire first round rookie contract combined. It's math bro.
  6. Quinn didn't come to UT to play school
  7. I honestly believe Squints would be a completely different QB and would have taken us to many national championship games if Colt didn't get hurt against Bama
  8. Hamas slush fund
  9. It was delicious. Way easier than I thought it would be
  10. That is my next soup
  11. I'm a big fan of soup season. Went with a new England clam chowder.
  12. HAMAS is going for the tag and Hezbollah jumps off the apron and walks off
  13. Your friend sounds like a good candidate to ask about Chinese food All sushi is frozen so you can have a great sushi restaurant anywhere. Haha. I mean that is pretty much true. Some of the best sushi I've ever had was in Vegas.
  14. Dude.. she's a 6 pack. Tall boys
  15. i'm poor and i've spent more on cocaine and hotter hookers than Ellison. Ellison is the girl i take home when the lights come on at the bar
  16. They wanted to french it up, but in your case Italian. But it's Dog-E
  17. the fact that Doge coin got to 50 cents a coin at one point made me laugh. Like the dudes made a coin as a joke. It is unlimited in the production, but it got to that price. Liker what does it do? oh, it's a cool ass coin. NFTs and digital real estate also made me laugh. Like wait you bought a million dollars of real estate in a digital world?
  18. That was the whole crypto/stock market mentality at the time. Close your eyes and always pick the right winner because it didn't matter what you picked. You were always the winner.
  19. So they have me at corporate housing in Bellevue Nebraska for 60 days
  20. Him and Theranos girl are cut from the same cloth. And a lot of it is the fault of the people in charge. They pushed the hell outta the I believe button because they wanted to believe.
  21. I just want to know how much his court sketch artist costs. I want him to do a self portrait of me.
  22. damn my bad. i forgot the order of battle. I was thinking platoon. not battalion. on the submarine we'd get about 100 of those freeloading mouth breathers that came onboard. only about 15-20 of them were actual SEALs. The rest of them were faggot wannabe divers. Or as A-gang called them, SEALs bitches.
  23. i may have combining red wing and extortion 17 incidents.
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