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FartingMonk

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  1. Isn't the goal to get to the NFL as quick as possible and burn out that rookie contract as fast as possible? Hell Dak is like a 6th rounder. His big contract negates that first round money and he will probably make more in his last year than his entire first round rookie contract combined. It's math bro.
  2. Quinn didn't come to UT to play school
  3. I honestly believe Squints would be a completely different QB and would have taken us to many national championship games if Colt didn't get hurt against Bama
  4. Hamas slush fund
  5. It was delicious. Way easier than I thought it would be
  6. That is my next soup
  7. I'm a big fan of soup season. Went with a new England clam chowder.
  8. HAMAS is going for the tag and Hezbollah jumps off the apron and walks off
  9. Your friend sounds like a good candidate to ask about Chinese food All sushi is frozen so you can have a great sushi restaurant anywhere. Haha. I mean that is pretty much true. Some of the best sushi I've ever had was in Vegas.
  10. Dude.. she's a 6 pack. Tall boys
  11. i'm poor and i've spent more on cocaine and hotter hookers than Ellison. Ellison is the girl i take home when the lights come on at the bar
  12. They wanted to french it up, but in your case Italian. But it's Dog-E
  13. the fact that Doge coin got to 50 cents a coin at one point made me laugh. Like the dudes made a coin as a joke. It is unlimited in the production, but it got to that price. Liker what does it do? oh, it's a cool ass coin. NFTs and digital real estate also made me laugh. Like wait you bought a million dollars of real estate in a digital world?
  14. That was the whole crypto/stock market mentality at the time. Close your eyes and always pick the right winner because it didn't matter what you picked. You were always the winner.
  15. So they have me at corporate housing in Bellevue Nebraska for 60 days
  16. Him and Theranos girl are cut from the same cloth. And a lot of it is the fault of the people in charge. They pushed the hell outta the I believe button because they wanted to believe.
  17. I just want to know how much his court sketch artist costs. I want him to do a self portrait of me.
  18. damn my bad. i forgot the order of battle. I was thinking platoon. not battalion. on the submarine we'd get about 100 of those freeloading mouth breathers that came onboard. only about 15-20 of them were actual SEALs. The rest of them were faggot wannabe divers. Or as A-gang called them, SEALs bitches.
  19. i may have combining red wing and extortion 17 incidents.
  20. When I was launching smart pigs in the middle of the night. I said, damn I'm just trying to reassure some rich guy that his pipes work.
  21. I was doing a project when I was still in oil and gas and they sent me to bumfuck Kansas. Our company at the time insisted we take the clients out for the closeout meeting. We'd figured we would hit up the steak restaurant. Client insisted we go to to their local sushi joint as it was one of the best sushi places in Kansas. I've had sushi all over the world and thoroughly enjoy sushi. I had to bite my tongue and kept saying how good that sushi was. At that moment in my life, I finally figured out I was no better than a hooker telling the client how good it felt.
  22. They gave me 2 months of corporate housing so I guess I can figure out where I want to live when I get up there. As far as steaks. I can cook a steak like no other, but I do enjoy a good steak cooked at a restaurant. As far as housing, my goal is 20 acres and a puppy so the first year I'm probably going to look at an apartment, it doesn't have to be nice, but I rather stay away from the methier areas. My experience with the midwest, the whiter it is the methier.
  23. He would but the SEALs took all the book.deals. he's got kids to feed
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