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FartingMonk

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  1. If Irans goal was to kill US troops. They would send a few hundred missiles at some chow hall during lunch. Right now the random missile shots are just to annoy us. If Iran closes the Straits the only way to break that blockade is to send our ships there to break the blockade and confront them directly. Their swarm drones and land based missiles is going to catch one of our ships off guard and put a big hole in it.
  2. Number 1 reason we haven't attacked Iran directly is they will close the Strait of Hormuz. No one wants to see 20 dollars a gallon for gas right now. We confront them. We're gonna win, but we're going to lose some ships. And even after that. Cleaning up the Straits to make it passable again could take months. Iran knows this, we know this. Iran is basically trying to keep itself in the news, without being the news. If they really wanted to do some damage to our bases, they wouldn't strike at 44 different bases with a few missiles. They would strike at 1 base with a few hundred missiles. But they know if they kill some US soldiers then they are going to pay. It's all window dressing.
  3. Do we have aircraft that can handle that tonnage?
  4. So the SSGN that is there is indeed the USS Florida. The same SSGN that shot 105 tomahawks into Libya the last time. When they did that the last time. The Florida was concerned that they didn't have enough ballast to dive again. Luckily there isn't a real Navy that is able to threaten a surfaced submarine.
  5. Nina was a Katrina refugee who settled in Orange when they were both still in high school. Their relationship has been toxic as fuck since day one.
  6. DDS is Dry Dock Shelter SDV-1 Seal Delivery Vehicle SSGN is a nuclear sub that has a load out of tomahawk missiles instead of carrying the D5 missile. We don't hesitate to launch tomahawks
  7. I'll fight you right now. Texas tornado match. or Hell in a Cell. Sting was and is the best wrestler ever.
  8. and SSGNs don't travel alone. So there's probably a few linebackers in the form of SSNs watching her back. And why do we call our ships "her" because it's gay as fuck to ride dudes.
  9. You see that little tubey thingy on the top? That is DDS. That's a dry dock shelter for SDV-1. So it's not just an Ohio Class submarine. It's one of the 4 SSGNs we have. OMFG. Ohio, Michigan, FLorida, Georgia. They also come with a full load of Tomahawks. 140 of them to be exact. The last time an SSGN was in the middle east, the USS FLorida launched 140 tomahawks at Libya.
  10. Felt a little porky today. And food network star pasta inspired the pasta.
  11. just slay more poon in the off season.
  12. Isn't the goal to get to the NFL as quick as possible and burn out that rookie contract as fast as possible? Hell Dak is like a 6th rounder. His big contract negates that first round money and he will probably make more in his last year than his entire first round rookie contract combined. It's math bro.
  13. Quinn didn't come to UT to play school
  14. I honestly believe Squints would be a completely different QB and would have taken us to many national championship games if Colt didn't get hurt against Bama
  15. Hamas slush fund
  16. It was delicious. Way easier than I thought it would be
  17. That is my next soup
  18. I'm a big fan of soup season. Went with a new England clam chowder.
  19. HAMAS is going for the tag and Hezbollah jumps off the apron and walks off
  20. Your friend sounds like a good candidate to ask about Chinese food All sushi is frozen so you can have a great sushi restaurant anywhere. Haha. I mean that is pretty much true. Some of the best sushi I've ever had was in Vegas.
  21. Dude.. she's a 6 pack. Tall boys
  22. i'm poor and i've spent more on cocaine and hotter hookers than Ellison. Ellison is the girl i take home when the lights come on at the bar
  23. They wanted to french it up, but in your case Italian. But it's Dog-E
  24. the fact that Doge coin got to 50 cents a coin at one point made me laugh. Like the dudes made a coin as a joke. It is unlimited in the production, but it got to that price. Liker what does it do? oh, it's a cool ass coin. NFTs and digital real estate also made me laugh. Like wait you bought a million dollars of real estate in a digital world?
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