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FartingMonk

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  1. Could have taken the burger off a little earlier but overall great
  2. Damn. I was saving this too
  3. Did fucking Pringles just Jerry Mcguire this coup?
  4. Our Guam startups always involved people puking in trash cans especially when bringing in steam and the engine room begins to heat up
  5. Is this where I declare my loyalty to the Tsarina Anastasia?
  6. He is waiting for his Orca Navy to sink the black sea fleet
  7. President of Belarus and his family fled to Turkey
  8. Me and my buddies get together every year and sometimes we just laugh at how a bunch of drunk 20 year olds were able to keep a submarine going. It always starts with you remember that time we were in Hawaii and we had to do an emergency reactor startup and the Eng asked who smelled like tequila and you said Eng can I get to the Point of Added Heat before I get relieved as Reactor Operator
  9. Just read articles of how orcas have been attacking vessels all around the world. What if a pod of orcas rammed them. Shamus revenge
  10. It is like when I went into inspections. The oil and gas people fucking loved T5. Absolutely the game changer for pipes Then everyone loved opportunity crude. T5 does not do well against sulfidation.
  11. And I love your mom
  12. Buckling, delamination, or my favorite brittle fracture.
  13. I think the video game controller thing is a bit stupid. All modern day submarines use an Xbox controller or a PlayStation controller. They found it easier to use since everyone is familiar with it and way better than the 20k controller Lockheed Martin was selling us. The design of the thing is what people should be harping on. There are things called cyclic stresses. Yeah that thing may have been able to go once or twice to those depths. I guess third time wasn't the charm. As far as the coast guard. We like to make fun of them but they do a lot of shit that no one talks about
  14. The James Cameron interview on it actually is pretty good.
  15. I just want to know when they had a sinking feeling that something was wrong.
  16. Maybe the air will trickle down there just like the wealth
  17. Nope. Typically these search and rescue missions conducted by Navy and Coast guard are written off as training missions.
  18. My favorite meme that has come out of this tragedy
  19. So the scariest casualty for most nuke submariners was a steam line rupture casualty. It brought me a lot of solace when I read the Naval Reactors study on it. The pressure transient from the steam would either knock me unconscious or kill me first before I got cooked like a lobster.
  20. Metal on metal is a complete human noise. It's not found in nature. Our sonar detects biologics where it says "I'm a whale". The grinding and pounding says bro, I'm doing white people shit.
  21. A good friend was in Control when the USS San Francisco ran into the side of the underwater mountain. He said the scariest 3 minutes of his life was when the Chief of the Watch hit the chicken switches to do the EMBT blow and nothing happened. And then somehow it activated and shot then to the surface. These guys are at hour 60. Fuck shitting in that toilet. I would be shitting my pants
  22. Yeah. It's always white people shit.
  23. The pressure transient would knock you out if not kill you first. You wouldn't even have time to feel that water
  24. I always said if our sub was sinking and approaching crush depth. I would go back to my rack. Eat my beef jerky and then rub one out. Then take a nap
  25. The only one excuse to do that to your kids is they didn't get the beer to him fast enough. But he'll all 3? Shoot one as a warning to the others.
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