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FartingMonk

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  1. Wasn't there a ray dog doing this shit in the Philippines?
  2. I live in Kitsap(Bremerton) and ferry to work 4 days a week. I bought a scooter and a parking pass at the garage. I take the fast ferry to work. It's 30 minutes each way. It's not bad. I consider the ride home my decompression time. I looked at Seattle but the city is an absolute beating right now.
  3. Good night sweet prince He was also a mathmagican. He made people's fingers disappear.
  4. Pork butt in
  5. Does his secret service go to jail with him? How do their shift rotation work?
  6. Caught a picture of a submarine crew coming home
  7. The Navy invented passport bros. Those dudes retire at 38-40 years old. Move to the Philippines or Thailand and just live large off of their retirement check.
  8. I think with them seeing how successful the LIV players were during the Masters and the Championship the PGA was scared they were at risk of losing more top end players to LIV. The million dollar man once said everybody has a price.
  9. They should have shot him. And for a million. Rookie numbers man. But yeah. This was a case study on how not to catch a spy
  10. Iran almost took out the Taliban in the late 90s before they became a problem. The Taliban kidnapped and beheaded 4 Iranian missionaries in Afghanistan. Iran put 100,000 troops on the border and was ready to go in until some backdoor deal was made. There is no love lost between the two groups
  11. Yeah. He said the active duty thing saved them from getting jumped. Said it was the most aggressive body language you can get into without getting physical. Said if the higher up guy didn't show up it would have turned out differently. Also said he knows if that higher up dude gave the signal. They would have been left bleeding on the side of the highway. Yeah, I know a guy that started rising with the Amigos one of the Bandidos support groups. He's a full patched Bandidos now. It's such a weird culture. For people who started because they were against the rules. They sure have a lot of weird fucking rules.
  12. A buddy of mine likes to ride. He tells the story of how him and some Navy buddies were riding in Washington and had the Washington rocker on. They got pulled over by a huge group of Bandidos. They started questioning their patches and how they were violating rules. They told them they were just some active duty sailors riding. The guy got pissed and said I don't care until one of the higher ups finally showed up. He said first we aren't in the business of beating up military. And second just take off the patch when you get home.
  13. I was a senate messenger during one of the sessions and the windows were open when all those fucks drove in. Ole corrupt drunk ass Senator Barrientos goes how the fuck do we drive these assholes out of town
  14. Captain Crunch would have been an Admiral if they hadn't let this bastard walk
  15. I listened to a podcast where the shooter called in. This stemmed over a picture of the waterdogs and the disciples from a wedding. Then the Disciples and the Waterdogs went on a ride together. This caused umbrage with the Bandidos. And the Bandidos have been harassing them about this for 2 years now. The Bandidos finally decided to jump these guys in front of their wives and then the shooting started
  16. I take a ferry to work. We get a jumper about every 3-4 months. In the winter it gets dark early and the water is cold. They usually don't recover the body
  17. All that clerical shit is women's work. Oh we kill women who try to read or write
  18. You feel underpaid and not appreciated. We will have a pizza party. Pepperoni only
  19. I yelled weight room so much. So many warning track balls
  20. I thought Shadow operative was derka
  21. Guess Derka woke up and decided to choose violence
  22. What was little Jerome doing carrying a calculus book in the hood. He was also concealing a library card. That's the most dangerous kind of blacks
  23. When I win the Powerball tonight my ultimate evil plan will move forward. I will buy every model jeep in every color. When people give me the jeep wave. I will flip them off. It shall cause chaos within the community
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