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FartingMonk

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  1. Start an only fans. Make up ghost subscriptions using gift cards bought in cash. Charge 500 dollars a year subscription. Money laundered.
  2. When I was on shore duty in Hawaii, a friend I met there decided to join the coast guard. First duty station. Martha's Vineyard. Ends up marrying rich girl.
  3. No no no. Semper Paratus is a unforgivable curse that Voldemort uses
  4. Because I can't swim
  5. I got lost on a carrier once. I was trying to find my way off the ship. It took me 3 fucking hours. I was too proud to ask how to get off the ship so i kept walking. I would get to the flight deck and look down to see where the exit was and try to navigate from there. Told my chief I got lost when i finally found my way out. He goes, yeah I've done that before.
  6. Yeah. Our sub was 500 feet long and we were giants compared to it. 100 foot sounds about right
  7. I am not attacking arguments not being made. I am simply stating registration includes taxes. What have you registered with the government that doesn't involve taxes?
  8. So just tell me how does registering a gun make for a safer environment?
  9. Many places do the 4473 electronically now. Hell, update the 4473. Make it more stringent. Just don't use it to fucking tax me
  10. Oof. Can you imagine being stranded at sea for 5 days with no food or water and the Mexican navy comes to save you and gives you water and you get the shits.
  11. Registering a car is to make sure the car is driveable. Registering the gun is just for tax purposes. The 4473 already takes down the serial number of the gun. A messed up gun isn't going to shoot or it might kill the owner. Win/win. One more gun off the street. One less crazy gun owner. So registration does nothing but collect taxes. Magazines for pistol generally are 15 or less. You can buy extended mags that hold up to 100 rounds but it takes away from the actual utility of the gun and it becomes heavy as fuck. I'm ok with 15 round magazines. My smaller compact pistols have 9.
  12. I think the rest of the branches are just jealous of the coast guard. I know I was. We were in Hawaii and doing a swim call in Maui off of our submarine. The coasties set the 500 foot exclusion zone for us while we swam and grilled burgers topside. We invited them to tour the submarine and then some of us went to tour their cutter. The Engineering dept guy is just sitting there watching TV. Engineering department on submarines is a completely different beast. They showed us their fridge and they were like oh yeah before we go on deployment we just buy whateve we feel like cooking for the week. I was like wait you guys only deploy for a week? The coasties said well once we did for two weeks but it was rough so we don't do that anymore. Then I see giant fishing rods. I'm like wait y'all fish? The coastie said yeah, our CO who was a Lt jg loves to fish. So we fish a few hours a day. The entire time I was just like these motherfuckers.
  13. Surly getting upgraded. First there was sex tent. Now moving to Sex office.
  14. Does taxing a gun make it more safe? No? Then I'm against it
  15. Meh. Another stupid hill to die on. When you do your 4473 they put the serial number on the form. The lineage of the gun isn't going to go through 10 different people in most cases. Registry is just another excuse to put a yearly tax on owning a gun. Let me guess next one ban online gun sales! Would you believe it if I told you online gun sales is probably safer than doing an in person private sale? To ship gun to said person you have to go through an FFL. You know what that FFL requires you to do that's right fill out that damn 4473. But like I said stupid hills.
  16. I think first thing you need to do is make strict ass gun laws against illegal ownership. Like 10 year automatic sentence type shit. No plea deal. If you aren't supposed to have a gun and you have it. 10 years. It will never happen because people will claim it's racist. The gun show law i don't give a shit about, but I think it's actually pretty stupid hill to die on because most of the dealers are FFLs. The days of the gun dealers selling you something out of their trunk is over and still over hyped. It's just stupid. It doesn't happen like people think it does. Private sales to me is a red herring. It's just another way for the government to tax you. I think a lot of it starts with gun buybacks. There are people who probably would like to get rid of their guns but want their investment back. If the government was serious about it. Then quit offering 250 bucks to buy back an AR. Give them it at MSRP. The training makes sense, but the hoops the anti gun people put into it makes the other side believe they don't really mean it. Take Oregon for example. They wanted the training class, but only can be certified by law enforcement. Law enforcement by law isn't actually allowed to charge for the course nor do they have the time to offer the class. You also have to bring your own gun to have the class. Well if you have to take the class before you can legally have a gun. How the hell do you have the class. They had a stipulation that you can "borrow" a gun from a friend, but you'd have to sign transfer paperwork. Well, each time you transfer it over you'd have to pay fees for it. I also think the buzzwords make the other side sound like big stupid dummies. Like what is a low capacity rifle vs a high capacity rifle? What is a high firing rate weapon?
  17. There was an old movie. Not without my daughter with Sally Field. The husband has that jihad with himself. And I think that might be where a lot of people are. They see the depravity being told by the media and they may be getting uncomfortable and wondering what their comfort level is
  18. Had to make room for the English speaking ones to serve people food.
  19. Happy Thanksgiving. Beware gift blankets from the pale faces
  20. Didn't we say the same thing about Islamists? But I think seriously some might question themselves if they should feel that way.
  21. They should have called Halliburton or KBR. They have 20 years of experience of building shit in the sand box
  22. So the Supreme Council of Qatar has decided to issue full refunds to fans because those conex boxes were not fully built.
  23. Are they rolling back prices on thoughts and prayers?
  24. Holy fuck. Did Westboro Baptist Church just join the conversation?
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