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    Gonna rub one out for the dead homie
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    I have a concert in Iceland. Dropped my mixtape a few weeks before. Sorry for partying
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    If the plug don't fit. You must aquit
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    I completely believe that report. 100 percent.
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    Shrimp chow fun
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    My dick tastes like your asshole?
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    If it's an inch a girl then I owe someone half a girl
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    Tomahawks are leased from Raytheon. We don't get billed for it unless we shoot it. Either some admiral got promised a cushy defense contractor job if we shot them or they were going to have go through recertification and Raytheon promised an admirals brother a cushy defense contractor job. Either way Raytheon is winning this war.
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    Does Archer get to work for ISIS again?
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    Yeah. Boeing already knows their QA program is messed up. But that part of the delivery is "welcome to the world of acceptance testing and warranty period" Customer is behind. Company really wants the product. There is a hey take it as is. If anything breaks in a year we fix it. It's so standard across all industries right now it's pretty laughable
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    Didn't that plane have over 150 successful flights before the plug blew off? Was it not already in Alaska's ownership when the pressure warning lights came on? I mean a good surly lawyer might argue that it was a helluva over designed airframe and Alaska should have properly investigated the warning lights.
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    There is no agreement if it means Hamas gets to stay in power. The Hamas leadership should be smarter than that and ask for exile and amnesty
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    It's because of Jordan and Egypt get involved. The Israelis after they beat the shit out of them will force the Palestinians out into either Jordan or Egypt. Whichever one fought them. Jordan and Egypt don't want Palestinians just as much as Israel doesn't want them.
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    Yeah. You don't win until the ideology dies.
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    So much shrimp I got iodine poisoning
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    Except that fire extinguishers can be useful
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    I ran into oh fire extinguishers are on sale a few weeks ago
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    Just gotta close your eyes and walk out with the chicken. Otherwise it becomes a really expensive chicken fast
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    I bought a bird on Tuesday Ate two of the drum sticks for dinner Chopped up the rest and froze it. Made quesadillas with it last night. Made chicken fried rice with it tonight. Probably doing ramen with it tomorrow. Pretty versatile for 5 dollar chicken.
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    Costco chicken into chicken fried rice
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    What is bullshit is since the early 2000s. LEOs were taught. Active shooter scene. You go in. If someone arrives at the same time as you. You tag team. But you go in. You go in until the threat is stopped. You walk by someone who needs triage. You go in and you eliminate the threat. You fucking go in. They hosted a regional active shooter drill a few months prior. You FUCKING go in.
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    Cooking for myself isn't that fun so I went easy tonight. I decided I'm gonna do Costco chicken around the world. Started with quesadillas tonight. Surprisingly very good
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    But getting back to the Houthis, you think there's any winnable situation out of this? I honestly don't. No one has the heart to invade right now. And then even if we decide to invade and beat them. Then what? They have learned the Talibans playbook. Just wait us out. We will leave eventually.
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    I like the payoff thing. It reminds me of the time I went to Saudi lite(Qatar). Did some research on them and the reason they are still the ruling party is because everyone is getting paid. 300,000 citizens. Each person gets a mid 6 figure salary a year by virtue of being a citizen. The other 3 million are basically slave labor from around the world. They are some vice-y motherfuckers for being devout Muslims.
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    They really take the enemy of my enemy is my friend to a different level. It's like 8 different spider mans pointing to each other meme. To top that off. I wonder how stable the alliance between the House of Saud and the Wahabs are. Bin Salman has to be walking real tight rope right now with those Wahabbis.

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