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    Olives suck.
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    I realize it was a serious situation, but... "Hello sir, if you'll just have a seat wearing all your tactical gear here in our lobby. While you're waiting please fill out this complaint document. We're all out of clipboards but possibly you could use a plate from your body armor. Did you happen to bring a space pen or can I get you one? We're a bit backed up today, so someone should be with you in about an hour. Do you have a card or US coinage for your parking meter?"
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    He figured nobody in the Army would know him since his buddies are at home playing army.
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    Beans?
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    The Good Ol' Days. Always better.
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    I'm a dumbass. Went to "The Batman" . The screen presentation was sooo dark(not the theme), but I kept sitting there thinking the next reel will be better. Nope.Hardly knew who the characters were unless they spoke. Movie ends and I tell the kid waiting to clear the theater. " No, man that's the way it's supposed to be, you know it's a dark movie" get home check the interwebs, Surly Movies... and no mention of the fact that it's like the last battle in GOT. That dark. I go to the theater's site and level my complaint. Messaged back, " Sorry, free tix for you, we were having issues." Guess I'll go see The Batman. For the first time
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    The greatest player on the planet better fucking figure out how to not have the ball knocked away.
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    Project Veritas approves this message.
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    No problem when you're 'Turning Japanese", can be difficult to read.
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    Our calming room made the news! Massage chair next to the copier and the coke machine. Yeah, I got time for calming. "Serenity Now!"
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    "I had to make all the stops!"
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    SIAP. MR was filmed at St. John's and Lamar high schools. Of course Lamar had to have trash imported to make it the bad school.
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    So Cloak Room has taught me to try and look past the headline and through the story. So....as much as I revel in this MTG removal news, I have to wonder. If she's from such a heavily Red district, is this really a Red move to get a voting Republican congress person back on the Hill?
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    Getting old sucks

    Nolacycling replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Drowsiness, dizziness, lightheadedness, stomach upset, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, or headache may occur. fuck getting old
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    Music by Mothersbaugh?
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    When DJ Mike died, daughter <pic called to tell me. I told her I didn't even know you liked Beastie Boys. "Dad, You used to make us listen to them going to soccer practice". I beamed.
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    Michael Pena is kicking some Hollywood ass. Fury, Ant Man, and that movie with Wahlberg ,The Shooter.
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    Agent: I think I know why we have reservations. Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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    I detest the style reporters have now of asking questions that take a long time to set up so they keep their air time.
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    Pleasantville great role
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    "Do the Right Thing"
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    I thought that stuff made you constipated.
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    I eat at Applebee's about once/week because of the other nearby choices. So I was shamed into going to Texas Roadhouse instead. No lemons, just limes for my UNSWEETENED tea. Is this the right thread for the lemon/lime debate? I forget. Getting old sucks. Wait...
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    And hoe much of this is mentioning alcohol. Unwritten rule.

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