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Sawbonz

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  1. Because he’s a POS
  2. Just say what’s on your mind killer
  3. He definitely knows something. He has publicly said he’s going back to jail if the Democrats regain power.
  4. Old Clinton joke Flying saucer lands on WH lawn and 2 attractive humanoids emerge, one male one female they are brought to the Oval Office where Bill has called Hillary in so they can properly welcome them. The aliens inform them they are peaceful and want to impart advanced technology to the people of earth. They say the custom on their planet is to begin such interactions with sexual relations. Hillary is down so she and the male head off for one bedroom and Bill and the female to another When Hillary and her partner are ready to get down to business he says if you want to adjust my length turn my left ear; for girth turn my right ear. They get going and she fine tunes things and they have a great time. They all meet up later in the Oval Office and say their goodbyes with plans to transfer the technology to the appropriate agencies. Hillary, glowing and with a huge smile turns to Bill and says that was the best sex of my life! How was it for you? He says yeah it was pretty awesome but she damn near ripped my ears off
  5. Isn't it explicitly forbidden by the constitution?
  6. I’m pretty sure she ā€œkilled herselfā€ recently
  7. For the record I don’t think you hate anyone I think you’re dumber than a sack of hammers Let’s see one thinks working people should be able to afford food and shelter and billionaires should pay their freight and the other tells rape jokes. Yep you are an idiot
  8. Stress relief handys all around?
  9. Edith Wharton > Henry James
  10. Great popcorn flick with some jump scares. First movie I’ve seen in the theater, probably in a year or more.
  11. I smell GRUhorn
  12. Holy shit you’re a moron What’s Mamdaniā€˜s best rape joke do you think?
  13. Nah. Book is better by a nose IMO. As is Shawshank but what is REALLY mind blowing is the cumulative greatness of Different Seasons. Two standalone classics in Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption and The Body (stand my me), a super creepy Nazi survivor tale in Apt Pupil, and more standard King fare with The Breathing Method. Sadly King was still considered horror pop lit when I was in undergrad. I tried to get a couple of professors to add him to their syllabi but they said the chair would have a fit
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