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  1. Republicans: "Tim Walz has to go because there may have been fraud in his orbit that he didn't even know about, but is now being investigated!" Trump: "I am all about fraud. It's been my entire thing my entire adult life. In fact before I was elected President I owed the state of New York a quarter of a billion dollars because I committed so much fraud. Not to mention my fraudulent university, fraudulent charities, etc." Republicans: "Yay!!"
  2. Ok who's the ginger in that Ford ad.
  3. It only cost us the season.
  4. Little close to Bevo there aren't you guys?
  5. Trump IS fraud. That's his whole thing. I'm not sure how these people do this shit with a straight face. Leavitt was rambling this morning about all the fraud in "blue states" they're gonna be going after. It's just all so obviously performative and absurd.
  6. Just as a starting point, I would suggest actually bringing charges this time for the people committing crimes. It's insane that Trump was even able to run for president in 2024.
  7. Haha, Brett Ratner directed this. I just learned that. Hopefully this wins every Razzie award.
  8. Joe Biden would have been impeached if he tried to rename a memorial after himself.
  9. That would otherwise be the stupidest thing a US president has ever said, but it's just another day for the dotard.
  10. So he would have played every snap at LG for us this year. Got it.
  11. I don't know Brisket. I think a President Newsom or President Mayor Pete in 2029 would shift immediately to a "return to norms" as opposed to your group 2 approach.
  12. I'm sure The Barrack Obama and The Thomas Jefferson Memorial would have gone over just swimmingly with everyone, with no complaints.
  13. She looks a lot better without a ton of makeup on.
  14. As long as he treats people I don’t like like shit, I don’t care how many kids he rapes!
  15. They did what they always do. They take a word and change it to mean whatever they want. Woke originally just meant that you were aware enough to not treat people like shit. Now someone's fucking car breaks down or something and they go "Stupid woke car!".
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