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Red Five

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  1. Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.
  2. It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."
  3. "Coach Sarkisian, we have an idea. Now, you're going to think this sounds insane, but you're just gonna have to trust us...."
  4. "We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.
  5. Berymon has "decommitted", officially I suppose.
  6. A casual Texas fan tuning into the first game of the year would have been truly lost with all the new faces. In theory the broadcast should help with that, although in this case they didn’t really seem to think that was necessary.
  7. I'm sure Christians wouldn't mind at all being painted with that broad of a brush. "Hey you're a Christian, just like Donald Trump claims to be. So I can only assume that you are also a lifelong conman and 34 time convicted felon and child rapist and regular rapist?"
  8. Guards will look better than they’re not being guarded by 6’7” dudes who will be in the NBA next year.
  9. Surly turning a Miss Piggy thread into a Holly Rowe thread within 10 posts is pretty funny.
  10. “You’d better do something or you will lose channels you are already paying for…. in fact, you will lose really the only channels you even use” really grinds my gears.
  11. I'm not busy tomorrow.
  12. Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.” Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!” Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.” Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.
  13. Living amongst people who 1) voted for this and 2) are genuinely happy with the results thus far have me questioning reality on a daily basis.
  14. I guess I must have missed the "transgender for everybody!" part of the Democratic platform.
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