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  1. I know, I know... but just for a second try to imagine if Obama had done that. Hell he left an airplane holding coffee one time and Fox went apeshit over it for a week.
  2. Is Gosling aging weirdly? Something about him seems off. Like in a way that wasn't there as recently as Barbie.
  3. Fall of 2024: "We're the party of peace. We want to end wars. Kamala is the candidate of death and destruction." Now: "Kill them! Kill them all! I don't even care who, schools full of little girls, whatever, kill them! Kill more of them! Then move to a different country and kill them too!"
  4. It's never a bad time to stop killing people, IMO.
  5. Yeah come on Chris, just vote for the illegal war that is only happening because our criminal president wants to distract from a lot of child rape.
  6. This shit happens anytime someone tries to start an online right wing (fill in the blank). "Oh fuck, it's all nazis now! And we just launched yesterday!"
  7. A convicted felon and guy found liable for sexual assault launching an illegal war in the Middle East in order to distract from allegations of child rape.... would make a terrible movie. No one would believe that such an individual could be elected President of the United States.
  8. It was only yesterday that Stephen Miller said we're going to war with Mexico.
  9. I wonder how that worked. "You're going to get paid to do nothing but keep your eyes closed and your mouth shut. And if you ever talk, you're dead."
  10. I'm not sure we heard a word about Stroh until sometime around August 29th. The week of the Ohio St. game. And it was like "Um, believe it or not, Stroh is actually pushing Neto...." As far as "most talented roster under Sark", we'll see, but this is a really stacked roster with no real holes anywhere (assuming Seymore gets in). We upgraded the skill positions in a big way. Defense will be at a minimum comparable to what we're used to. Arch will probably win the Heisman. It's a pretty great roster on paper.
  11. Also, "I could say the same about (insert democratic politician here). All politicians are crooks and liars! That's why I've voted straight republican on every ballot literally my entire life." I did the thing with someone awhile back where I said "So you support the conman/convicted felon/insurrectionist/rapist huh" and he said "I could say the same about Biden!". "Um, no you couldn't."
  12. If you're the parent of one of those dead bodies, how close do you think you could get to Trump? And what would you be charged with after you spit in his face?
  13. Reminds me of "We need to stop testing for covid because all of these positive tests make me look bad." Yeah, we re-elected the guy who said that.
  14. So we're already at "Bush knew 9/11 was coming and did nothing", huh. This feels like it should be a pretty fucking big story.
  15. "Who left the fridge open."
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