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  1. Bi-annual reminder to please not post spoilers in this thread.
  2. Wisner and Baxter together don’t have as many yards as either of them. And I think combined they’re at 3.9 ypc.
  3. More like CNN the way she's been acting recently.
  4. This is probably a good reminder that Trump has no principles. Act like you like him and it doesn't matter if you're Mamdani or Jesus or Hitler or whoever. He is literally only a republican because he had to be. He found an opening on the Obama birth certificate stuff and off we all went.
  5. "Character matters!"
  6. They weren't invited.
  7. Dotard just answered a question and did the groceries thing again. "Groceries. It's an old-timey word that I have started using." If I didn't know any better I would assume he is doing a bit.
  8. Is this because it might make a pardon from the dotard more difficult?
  9. Hello son. I am very proud of the man you have become. Also, I had sex with your mom.
  10. I keep feeling like we're in the prequel to Idiocracy.
  11. Golly, who could have guessed this would have turned out badly. And we're just getting started. Fuck you 79 million fucking mouthbreathing morons.
  12. Something new in upside down world. Being rude and calling people names for no reason like a five year-old = respectful. Not doing that = disrespectful.
  13. No one likes Ted Cruz. Newsom would absolutely crush him. And look at that face, and then imagine him standing on a debate stage next to Gavin Newsom. It would be hilarious. Like JFK/Nixon, but 1000% worse.
  14. The vast majority of people, when asked "What is the youngest you would have sex with?" would recoil from the question. "That's really gross", or something. Trump's answer? "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". That is disgusting enough, but knowing Trump like we all unfortunately do now, that translates to "I would have sex with a 12 year-old but I wouldn't want it known."
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