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Red Five

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  1. Not enough crying.
  2. These fucking people. “Look at her scarf! She is obviously converting to Islam!” “Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein and is in the files 16 million times.” “Whatever, don’t be ridiculous.”
  3. There's a lot going on here. Everyone on Community should go screw themselves because Chevy is a hall of fame asshole who virtually everyone hated?
  4. Sorry, I got lost on the last page. Where did moving Baker to guard come from?
  5. Didn't he win his 45th club championship a few months ago? Pretty amazing feat, to yet again beat dozens and dozens of great golfers who are all in their 20s, 30s, and 40s, while he is almost 80 and can't shake hands without bruising his hand. I don't know how he does it.
  6. I use these once or twice a year and they seem to work.
  7. That would be like if I said "If it wasn't for all the fraud in Oklahoma, republicans would never win another election there again!". "But Red Five, how do you know that? Also, it's Oklahoma. They vote R there. A lot. What the fuck are you talking about?"
  8. I wish I could rep this more than once. That's amazing.
  9. What a massive fraud operation this must be! Every election, for decades. That must be hundreds of millions of votes the democrats are somehow changing from republican to democrat. I love it when someone just casually tosses out something as a fact, with zero supporting evidence, that would be literally impossible to accomplish. I'm sure if you pressed Phil for more details on how the democrats have pulled off the greatest conspiracy in the history of this country, you'd get a lot of "Oh you know" and "That's just what they do", etc.
  10. One of the all-time unapologetic assholes. Although in recent years he's adopted a kind of "What, people thought I was an asshole? Why, I've never" thing that I don't think I buy. Unless he has dementia, which I guess is a real possibility.
  11. And that's their goal. It works pretty well.
  12. In addition, the most maga people I know are also the ones who most easily fall for scams/hoaxes/absurd lies etc. It's a really bad combination. "Red Five, did you hear about them eating the dogs and the cats??"
  13. Aggies are the least self aware people on the planet. "Why would Coleman rather play for Arch than Reed? Just because Arch is the face of college football and his last name is Manning and he's going to be the preseason Heisman favorite and then probably the first pick in the draft... I just don't get it."
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