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Red Five

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  1. There were a lot of unanswered questions. For instance, what type of vibrator did pirate lady rub up on Carol? What brand? What model? Seeing this would have really helped advance the story.
  2. Oh god they're going to float this next aren't they.
  3. There were some holy shit moments for me, like watching him do the Three Amigos salute, and saying "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night". He also recited the "hallelujah, holy shit. Where's the Tylenol" rant. It was fun watching Christmas Vacation in front of a large audience like that. There were, I think, three big applause moments. 1) When Cousin Eddie first shows up, 2) That rant, and 3) Chevy's "I did it' at the end. Really cool.
  4. I had not considered this angle. Shit, that part is going to suck. Again. (opposing offense scores a fourth quarter TD to cut the Texas lead to 45-7) "Fuck you Muschamp!!! What are we paying him for??"
  5. He has the makings of a varsity athlete.
  6. "Some people are saying that some of the things he said may have caused some people to question whether some of the things he said were actually indeed 100% factual...." Drives me fucking crazy.
  7. If not him then Lacy. Or someone else. Wisner coming back prevents the need for 2, imo.
  8. We should see if Michigan will agree to just do a “skills challenge and autograph session”. This doesn’t even feel like a real game anymore.
  9. It was a special game, which I think is why she had her tits out.
  10. You find a spot no questions asked for a guy named Hollywood Smothers.
  11. Every now and then I’m reminded of the poll that showed a majority of republicans think Trump is more religious than Joe Biden. The lifelong catholic who basically lives in the church. These fucking people, I swear.
  12. Nice player for what he is, but I can’t imagine he had any better offers than splitting carries here. Unless he wanted to try the UDFA thing.
  13. "Trump is just trying to expose the pedophile ring!" -tens of millions of the stupidest fucking people to ever live.
  14. So the President went on live tv from the White House last night, in a nationally televised address to the nation, broadcast on every network….. and said prescription drug prices are down 600%. And it’s not like he read the teleprompter wrong like Ron Burgandy and added an extra zero. Nope, he meant to say that. That really happened.
  15. He’s not exactly threading the needle. “The economy is A+++++ and it’s terrible because of Biden!” Like literally sometimes in the same sentence.
  16. Do we expect Jordan Washington back? I sort of forgot he existed the last month or so of the season.
  17. I really wish I wasn’t attracted to Leavitt and her RATs.
  18. Still sticking with the “Obama was so divisive” thing huh. Just amazing. Less than zero awareness or shame. Cartoon bad guys.
  19. Me too. He’s had some health issues recently and is lucky to still be alive. Still pretty funny, though.
  20. We’ve got a 9.95-off on Endries. IT thinks he’s likely staying.
  21. Remember back in 2016 when the talking point was “Trump can’t be bribed”? Now it’s just SOP and no one gives a shit.
  22. I predict Paraguay guy walks in on some pirate lady scissoring. A pirate ride, if you will.
  23. To be fair, I think she spends all of her free time eating.
  24. For real, he probably thinks all the Americas should belong to the US. And considers it ‘stollen’.
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