Everything posted by Red Five
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I'm Chevy Chase, And You're Not (documentary)
(Username about to seriously check out) It also had Carrie Fisher running around in lingerie for a good while.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
We’re 18 days past the deadline and they have released about 1% of the documents.
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Texas vs Tennessee- 8pm, ESPN2
We had four starters on the bench and a walk-on in when it was about a 12 point game with four minutes left.
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January 6 revisited five years later
It's disgusting that we haven't seen mass resignations yet. People like Rubio fucking know better.
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Transfer CB Bo Mascoe
No no, this is a good idea. Leave both threads up, and have one for actual talk about the player and the other can get filled with the normal gifs and memes.
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Transfer CB Bo Mascoe
In terms of expected PT, where does this rate from a scale of Gavin Holmes to Ryan Watts?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I feel like I haven't understood one thing we've done on the OL in the last calendar year.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Technically, Campbell, Hutson, Stroh, Neto, and Kibble all left. "Hey, come in and play basically every snap of the 2026 season at the guard spot of your choice."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Maybe it will work out fine but Robertson and Baker at two of the three inside spots isn’t exactly what I had in mind for our restructured interior. And yeah yeah, my mom’s interior was restructured, I know.
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January 6 revisited five years later
“Sabotage” I wonder how much of this was written by Stephen Miller.
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January 6 revisited five years later
I said it in the Trump thread, but I think we've passed "Orwellian" language here.
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Trump’s America
I put this in the J6 thread but wanted people to see it here too. What happens when the rhetoric surpasses 1984 levels? "Orwellian" doesn't really cut it anymore. The White HouseJanuary 6: A Date Which Will Live in InfamyDiscover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
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January 6 revisited five years later
https://www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
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Trump’s America
He really thinks the cognitive tests he’s been taking are like IQ tests. And that the former Vice President and the current Governor of Minnesota wouldn’t be able to correctly identify a cartoon horse, or draw a fucking clock. And in reality he could be failing the shit out of all of these tests and we would have no way of knowing.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
You should start off every portal season with a reminder to everyone that we will not, in fact, sign our #1 targets at literally every position. And yeah, Bobby openly talking about us getting both Baugh and Brown made me a little ragey because I knew that when it eventually wouldn't happen, barring a miracle, we'd get a bunch of "Whaaaaa? But I was told...."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I need to put about two-thirds of this board on ignore.
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Transfer TE Michael Masunas
Don't do this man. Someone post some tits or something.
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Trump’s America
Maybe don't get medical advice from the guy who says exercise is bad for you and basically lives off McDonalds. Jesus Christ this fucking timeline.
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Transfer TE Michael Masunas
No one ever wanted blocking out of a TE before him.
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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
Maybe they could start by not supporting the man who is what fraud would be if fraud came to life and took human form. Well, fraud and a ton of other terrible stuff. Like pedophilia. Maybe start by ditching that guy. Maybe stop making the child raping fraudulent convicted felon conman president.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
"The 6'4", 351-pound interior lineman has been overwhelming his competition in practice due to his superior size and strength. As mentioned earlier, the fact that he's a just 3-star recruit initially caused quite a few people to write him off heading into the week." Ah, critical thinking. No one who hasn't been awarded that precious fourth star has ever amounted to jack shit and should be written off while still in high school. Never mind that like half of every NFL draft is made up of guys ranked lower than Robertson. And yeah this guy is bad ass and I never understood the ranking.
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Hegseth & the Boys
Cops too. Also, they support child rape.
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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
He is fraud in human form. If anyone actually cared about fraud then they wouldn’t support Mr. Human Fraud. But it’s all just an act.
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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
This “rules for one party and none for the other” shit has to stop.
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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
The current president was found guilty of fraud during the last election. Penalty was $250 million. I’m don’t even think there were any calls for him to drop out (obviously, that was just one of his many crimes for which he had been charged).