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Red Five

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  1. (Username about to seriously check out) It also had Carrie Fisher running around in lingerie for a good while.
  2. We’re 18 days past the deadline and they have released about 1% of the documents.
  3. We had four starters on the bench and a walk-on in when it was about a 12 point game with four minutes left.
  4. It's disgusting that we haven't seen mass resignations yet. People like Rubio fucking know better.
  5. No no, this is a good idea. Leave both threads up, and have one for actual talk about the player and the other can get filled with the normal gifs and memes.
  6. In terms of expected PT, where does this rate from a scale of Gavin Holmes to Ryan Watts?
  7. I feel like I haven't understood one thing we've done on the OL in the last calendar year.
  8. Technically, Campbell, Hutson, Stroh, Neto, and Kibble all left. "Hey, come in and play basically every snap of the 2026 season at the guard spot of your choice."
  9. Maybe it will work out fine but Robertson and Baker at two of the three inside spots isn’t exactly what I had in mind for our restructured interior. And yeah yeah, my mom’s interior was restructured, I know.
  10. “Sabotage” I wonder how much of this was written by Stephen Miller.
  11. I said it in the Trump thread, but I think we've passed "Orwellian" language here.
  12. I put this in the J6 thread but wanted people to see it here too. What happens when the rhetoric surpasses 1984 levels? "Orwellian" doesn't really cut it anymore. The White HouseJanuary 6: A Date Which Will Live in InfamyDiscover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
  13. https://www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
  14. He really thinks the cognitive tests he’s been taking are like IQ tests. And that the former Vice President and the current Governor of Minnesota wouldn’t be able to correctly identify a cartoon horse, or draw a fucking clock. And in reality he could be failing the shit out of all of these tests and we would have no way of knowing.
  15. You should start off every portal season with a reminder to everyone that we will not, in fact, sign our #1 targets at literally every position. And yeah, Bobby openly talking about us getting both Baugh and Brown made me a little ragey because I knew that when it eventually wouldn't happen, barring a miracle, we'd get a bunch of "Whaaaaa? But I was told...."
  16. I need to put about two-thirds of this board on ignore.
  17. Don't do this man. Someone post some tits or something.
  18. Maybe don't get medical advice from the guy who says exercise is bad for you and basically lives off McDonalds. Jesus Christ this fucking timeline.
  19. No one ever wanted blocking out of a TE before him.
  20. Maybe they could start by not supporting the man who is what fraud would be if fraud came to life and took human form. Well, fraud and a ton of other terrible stuff. Like pedophilia. Maybe start by ditching that guy. Maybe stop making the child raping fraudulent convicted felon conman president.
  21. "The 6'4", 351-pound interior lineman has been overwhelming his competition in practice due to his superior size and strength. As mentioned earlier, the fact that he's a just 3-star recruit initially caused quite a few people to write him off heading into the week." Ah, critical thinking. No one who hasn't been awarded that precious fourth star has ever amounted to jack shit and should be written off while still in high school. Never mind that like half of every NFL draft is made up of guys ranked lower than Robertson. And yeah this guy is bad ass and I never understood the ranking.
  22. Cops too. Also, they support child rape.
  23. He is fraud in human form. If anyone actually cared about fraud then they wouldn’t support Mr. Human Fraud. But it’s all just an act.
  24. This “rules for one party and none for the other” shit has to stop.
  25. The current president was found guilty of fraud during the last election. Penalty was $250 million. I’m don’t even think there were any calls for him to drop out (obviously, that was just one of his many crimes for which he had been charged).
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