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Red Five

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  1. That is what an Akina-coached zone has always looked like.
  2. I just watched the game and have read zero commentary other than the last few posts. It seemed obvious by the end of the game that the refs were crooked. That two point conversion attempt was just bizarre, as there was no replay that showed the ball reaching the goal line. In fact, the closest the ball got was short of the pylon.
  3. That is disgusting. (still wood)
  4. Celly? Jesus.
  5. I have Hulu, but not live tv. Just the $12.99 a month version. But for some reason I'm now watching the game on Hulu.
  6. I got Direct TV, and it is simply not working. Not on my tv or any devices. Tech support couldn't offer any suggestions. For all the "just watch streams on youtube" suggestions, they are all being taken down immediately.
  7. Well, I have some bad news for you.
  8. I'm not sure there are three women on the planet where if you had them stand next to each other, I would rank Sweeney wearing that dress #3.
  9. Best I can tell, Christians don't give one shit about the 10 Commandments, unless they want to put it up somewhere to rub in peoples' faces.
  10. I must learn more about this new ranking system you have devised.
  11. Well, some of them will stay together. Starting G-C-G could be all portal dudes next year.
  12. The 'ghosts' thread on either Shaggy or hornfans, not sure which, was awesome. One of you told a long story about a haunted dorm room that freaked the shit out of me (clearly, as I still remember it 10-15 years later). But no I have never seen a ghost myself.
  13. Reaction gif >>> post
  14. Hey that's great. People are about to starve, but hey, glad you got to upgrade the bathroom.
  15. Hakeem J answering that question. "Well, (yawning), first of all, I just want to say that I don't think the republicans are 100% in the right on this issue...."
  16. My groceries itch.
  17. Good question. That was a word I was not familiar with until November of 2024. It apparently refers to items that you would purchase at HEB. Like, say, apples or eggs or bread. I'm not sure what we used to call it before the stable genius introduced the word into the lexicon, but I've called it "groceries" ever since.
  18. I watch basically zero live TV other than sports. I haven't cancelled yet but I will if I don't have ESPN tomorrow on a November Saturday. Do the other hundreds of channels I never watch go through this shit? Like do people lose the Travel channel, or Lifetime or whatever all the time?
  19. With everything else going on in the world, sometimes I almost forget that the republican party is protecting child sex predators. Just out in the open. And apparently it just doesn't matter at all. If there was a Trump vs. Harris redo next week, Trump would probably win again.
  20. Is there a tv at the Surly tailgate?
  21. Huh. We make ours President. Twice.
  22. I know we could do “imagine if” all day every day, but imagine if someone discovered that Biden claimed to have won dozens of golf championships, when in reality he hadn’t won shit (and in some cases called in his winning score after learning the legit lowest score, and making his one stroke under that). But kept all the trophies, spent years bragging about it, etc. Hell he caught a huge amount of shit for fucking eating ice cream. Fox would make that the biggest presidential scandal of all time. Just that one thing. Forget everything else. Just golf.
  23. Now all we need is some civil unrest. Better get to making some up fellas!
  24. Also Trump orchestrating a fake civil war will really piss me off because it will only remind me of how divisive Obama was.
  25. I’m pretty sure at some point in the near future, Dotard will declare that we are in a Civil War. Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
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