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Red Five

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  1. I hate to pick on the guy, but if we do nothing else we need to park Spencer Shannon on the bench. Through eight games I have no idea what he's supposed to be giving us. Blocking, I guess, in theory.
  2. I texted a friend towards the end of the 4th quarter, "Arch all the sudden looks a lot better when we're in hurry-up and he's getting the ball out quickly". Much less robotic and more just playing. I also don't remember any of those accuracy issues that keep popping up. Weird.
  3. Don't mind him. He's just the literal worst poster in the history of internet message boards.
  4. Running backs can do that sort of thing??
  5. Tossing the ball out to Wingo has been our entire offense. Everything else has been a miserable failure.
  6. It's happened a little earlier than I expected, but this is what always happens when a defense carries an offense all season.
  7. Stroh still coming in before Neto and Kibble. Just incredible.
  8. She meant Sark will no longer be employed here in 48 Hours.
  9. Not worthy of discussion here imo.
  10. "never". lulz. Yes, 40-50 years from now we will all be sitting here watching us go 2-10 yet again, cursing CDC for allowing this to happen way back in 2025 when we let Sark walk.
  11. Well, I think that... um... well what I'm trying to say is... um.... Hey man, who's your avatar?
  12. What if the leak came from the Texas side?
  13. Holy shit, the Texas football internet has absolutely exploded this morning. There's shit being posted in the OTF thread on this that I don't even want to post here.
  14. Does someone at Message Board Geniuses post here?
  15. We should probably rip Indiana's hearts out.
  16. This has been a really weird season.
  17. Every once in a while I think about how Al Franken’s career was ended over some bad jokes. Like that’s something I think about when Trump demands a quarter of a billion dollars of taxpayer money, because he wants it.
  18. You watch your mouth, mister. They are delicious.
  19. I don’t drink champagne but I’ve had the same bottle in my fridge for about five years now. Waiting. I don’t care if I read about it at 6:30 am while I’m getting ready for work, it’s getting opened in that moment.
  20. A House of Dynamite.
  21. On orders from a weekend Fox News host. Sometimes I wonder how we're all still here.
  22. I liked how Biden was president when that happened, and basically everyone immediately went straight to "Oh fuck, Trump!". Not one person actually worried that Biden would use that to his advantage. I don't think anyone even bothered pretending to.
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