Everything posted by Red Five
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All things SNL
I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
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We're Going (Citrus) Bowling!!!
Why are some of those teams declining bowl bids?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Turntine and Robertson. Also, we got Wright to decommit, which isn't nothing.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states".
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Maybe I’m off base here but I think the virus transmission they gave us instructs us to not kill, not pluck apples, etc. Not that the aliens responsible (or who/whatever) can’t do those things. If that makes sense.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Carlton will have an Alfred Collins-like career. He’s already over 280 lbs. He’s a DT.
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All things SNL
I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We can fix him?
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Trump’s America
I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That's quite the understatement.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Games matter or they don't. This is all so fucking stupid.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Then I am fully on board with cancelling the 2026 Ohio State game at about 11:01 a.m. central tomorrow.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"Sorry Texas, shouldn't have lost three games. Don't lose three games and bitch. That's the magic number, three losses. Fuck off." "Bama has three losses." "Oh well that's different gif."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It would be nice if we were all on the same page as to which games matter and which don't. Heather DinWhatever just predicted that BYU stays ahead of Texas. Has anyone looked at BYU's schedule? They beat one ranked team, #22 Utah by a field goal. They played two other games against a ranked team and lost them by a combined 50 points.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Well, you see, getting the fuck kicked out of you one day before the decisions are made just looks a lot better than losing in AUGUST by one score at Ohio St. Because Texas gets in over Bama comparing them outside of those two games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm going to be a little confused when Bama makes it and we don't, because it means getting blown out by Georgia one day before the selections are made is worth more to the committee than us losing by a TD to Ohio St on the road in August.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Herbstreit asking if BYU should get punished for getting their doors blown off today. Why do we even play these games? Let's just do computer simulations, and then select the 12 teams with the best records based off those simulations.
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Trumps War on drugs, Venezuela and Colombia
I do like "It costs money to put people on trial so we should just kill them". It's really important to remember that we're just taking the administration's word for all this shit. The same administration that lies when the truth would serve them better. It's entirely possible that those two people we murdered were not drug smugglers.
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Trump’s America
I don't think I have any memories of believing Santa was real. I've always had a pretty amazing bullshit detector.
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Trumps War on drugs, Venezuela and Colombia
How much you wanna bet those three all consider themselves super duper Christians.