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Red Five

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  1. Huh. We make ours President. Twice.
  2. I know we could do “imagine if” all day every day, but imagine if someone discovered that Biden claimed to have won dozens of golf championships, when in reality he hadn’t won shit (and in some cases called in his winning score after learning the legit lowest score, and making his one stroke under that). But kept all the trophies, spent years bragging about it, etc. Hell he caught a huge amount of shit for fucking eating ice cream. Fox would make that the biggest presidential scandal of all time. Just that one thing. Forget everything else. Just golf.
  3. Now all we need is some civil unrest. Better get to making some up fellas!
  4. Also Trump orchestrating a fake civil war will really piss me off because it will only remind me of how divisive Obama was.
  5. I’m pretty sure at some point in the near future, Dotard will declare that we are in a Civil War. Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
  6. Oh yeah, that too.
  7. I’m not sure that the guy who went to a billion consecutive games would appreciate an empty seat in his honor, but it’s a nice idea.
  8. The mere thought of this possibly happening used to fuel a certain segment of our population to act like unhinged psychos. I wonder where they all went. Somewhere without access to the internet or a tv I guess. Really strange.
  9. Girlfriend, imo. “What a beautiful woman, whoa!” -Musburger.
  10. Susan Collins has to be doing a bit. The "concerned" thing has been a thing for about a decade now.
  11. Do y’all remember Team R all collectively frothing at the mouth circa 2014 or so, because they had somehow convinced themselves that Obama would try to run for a third term? Based on, of course, absolutely nothing? I member. But now…. oh that was different gif.
  12. Riker and Troi were both dirty whores. “Semi-attractive female visiting the ship? Sigh, Riker’s quarters are down the hall on the left.” Hell Riker didn’t even mind the genderless alien. “Sure, why not.”
  13. I didn’t think a lesson would have been necessary. Pet Sounds is one of the best albums of all time.
  14. Holy fuck I am not watching this show.
  15. It’s been five years and he is still bragging about being made to take a cognitive test where he had to correctly identify pictures of animals.
  16. He has our longest run of the year.
  17. The Beach Boys playing LCL after the game.
  18. Watched this last night and thought it was incredible.
  19. McCutcheon had been playing fairly regularly, but I'm not sure he's seen the field in the last month either. Sure the offense has sucked, but at least it's extremely complex and apparently impossible for freshmen to learn (unless you're X Worthy and you have a ahem a private tutor, I guess).
  20. I hate to pick on the guy, but if we do nothing else we need to park Spencer Shannon on the bench. Through eight games I have no idea what he's supposed to be giving us. Blocking, I guess, in theory.
  21. I texted a friend towards the end of the 4th quarter, "Arch all the sudden looks a lot better when we're in hurry-up and he's getting the ball out quickly". Much less robotic and more just playing. I also don't remember any of those accuracy issues that keep popping up. Weird.
  22. Don't mind him. He's just the literal worst poster in the history of internet message boards.
  23. Running backs can do that sort of thing??
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