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  1. Red Five
    I'm glad that will never make sense to me. "Your brother is dating the most popular woman in the world, who is gorgeous, and worth billions. Ha ha ha ha! That means he's gay."
  2. Red Five
    When you hear it said out loud it's actually funny. Like "I don't want Jared from Subway as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. Here's why. For starters, he said his goal is to go 0-12 every year. I don't think this would be a good thing. Also....."
  3. Red Five
    Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.
  4. Red Five
    All good points. I guess my only nitpick is that none of those things will happen.
  5. Red Five
    I'm not sure I ever really thought about the things he would have said over the years if left solely to his own devices. We probably would have gotten some racial slurs directed at Harris by now.
  6. Red Five
    Yeah but they aren't democrats.
  7. Red Five
    I watched a few minutes last night because it was the last show before the election. I changed the channel right after Maher said that Biden's garbage comment was 10 times worse than Hillary's deplorables remark. He then went on to ponder why the language in politics (from both sides!) is so divisive these days. Former republican Tim Miller looked at him a few times like WTF are you doing?
  8. Red Five
    Duke is an honorable man. I’m sure he swept his lady friend off her paws with his collection of bottom shelf booze and badass toy basket.
  9. Red Five
    I was thinking earlier that it might be a good idea to have my posting privileges suspended late Tuesday/early Wednesday. Because I guarantee you that Trump will declare victory, and will say something along the lines of "Wait until you see what happens on January 6th!". More importantly, AOC is looking shockingly rude on MSNBC right now.
  10. Red Five
    Good lord. By Monday night we'll be seeing "Trump accidentally reveals plan to give every American very advanced AIDS".
  11. Red Five
    It's possible he realizes he's popular with exactly no one, and thinks it could have the opposite effect.
  12. Red Five
    Here's the real nutty part:
  13. Red Five
    Don't forget Aubrey Plaza too.
  14. Red Five
    Yeah, dunno.
  15. Red Five
    Pissing off a ton of voting Puerto Ricans?
  16. Red Five
    It's been quite a couple of days.
  17. Red Five
    Michael Moore is very confident in a Harris win. "Well I suppose I should stick to the script and say that this is a toss-up, but yeah she's gonna win, maybe by a lot" (paraphrasing interview just now on Ari Melber)
  18. Red Five
    Peak every accusation is a confession. “She wouldn’t have the guts to fight.”
  19. Red Five
    Sexyy Red Five imo.
  20. Red Five
    It’s kinda like the whole “freedom” thing. It’s only for certain people.
  21. Red Five
    Dear lord please let Harris hit 270 before we wait on AZ and NV. How fucking miserable would that be.
  22. Red Five
    I get this kind of sentiment from my family Dotardarians from time to time. Drives me insane. “…. you know, because of how crazy politics are these days. Because of the crazy liberals.” Uh huh. That’s why.
  23. Red Five
    Did we just skip right over Trump saying Liz Cheney should be shot in the face?
  24. Red Five
    Seth Meyers last night played a clip of Dotard on Rogan. Dotard was bragging about all the proof he had of the 2020 election being stolen. He said something like "Sometime later I'll show you all of it". Rogan said, obviously, "Are you ever going to present all of this evidence?" Dotard looked like he'd been punched in the face. "Ummm.... well, you know, um....? But anyway...." Because, of course, anyone with actual proof of that MIGHT SHARE IT ON THE MOST POPULAR PODCAST IN THE WORLD, TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE ELECTION.
  25. Red Five
    Sometime around 4:00 I think. None of it was anything new. Just a greatest hits compilation.

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