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Red Five

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  1. "never". lulz. Yes, 40-50 years from now we will all be sitting here watching us go 2-10 yet again, cursing CDC for allowing this to happen way back in 2025 when we let Sark walk.
  2. Well, I think that... um... well what I'm trying to say is... um.... Hey man, who's your avatar?
  3. What if the leak came from the Texas side?
  4. Holy shit, the Texas football internet has absolutely exploded this morning. There's shit being posted in the OTF thread on this that I don't even want to post here.
  5. Does someone at Message Board Geniuses post here?
  6. We should probably rip Indiana's hearts out.
  7. This has been a really weird season.
  8. Every once in a while I think about how Al Franken’s career was ended over some bad jokes. Like that’s something I think about when Trump demands a quarter of a billion dollars of taxpayer money, because he wants it.
  9. You watch your mouth, mister. They are delicious.
  10. I don’t drink champagne but I’ve had the same bottle in my fridge for about five years now. Waiting. I don’t care if I read about it at 6:30 am while I’m getting ready for work, it’s getting opened in that moment.
  11. A House of Dynamite.
  12. On orders from a weekend Fox News host. Sometimes I wonder how we're all still here.
  13. I liked how Biden was president when that happened, and basically everyone immediately went straight to "Oh fuck, Trump!". Not one person actually worried that Biden would use that to his advantage. I don't think anyone even bothered pretending to.
  14. So who's gonna be the word police who denaturalize those who complain about America, Nalin? Wait his name is Nalin Haley? I guess his dad named him. Like, during.
  15. This will require exactly zero changes to my normal schedule.
  16. I did enjoy when a reporter attempted to ask him about his previous promises to not damage the building, and he pretty much said "Hey fuck you. You're an idiot and I can do whatever I want." (everyone nods along and moves onto a different subject)
  17. If Trump announced this afternoon that they would be making some additions to the Lincoln Memorial, but hey don't worry, we're not going to touch the existing structure.... and then a week later the bulldozers were out and destroying it.... would everyone just shrug like what is going to happen here?
  18. I was reminded yesterday of when Obama converted White House tennis courts to basketball courts and republicans lost their fucking minds.
  19. So, everyone excited about the game tomorrow?
  20. He's also really good at taking other peoples' money.
  21. All time tearjerker moment at the end when those parachutes open, no matter how many times I watch it.
  22. And he went on today about how actually the East Wing sucked and everyone hated it.
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