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  1. Red Five
    Predictit odds are beginning to even out.
  2. Red Five
    Interesting. In my head it was much closer than this.
  3. Red Five
    At this point I feel like Jim Carey in the last few minutes of The Truman Show.
  4. Red Five
    Look, we need to focus. And we can't do that with all these pics and gifs of Plaza. So only like 200 more and then we'll get serious.
  5. Red Five
    Dawww look at that little guy. He likes his booze.
  6. Red Five
    I hope his admitting to a “secret plan” to win the election is one day used in court against him. If they ever return to actually holding trials for all of his crimes.
  7. Red Five
    There’s that blonde too.
  8. Red Five
    "Allred wants all the infants in our military to have gender reassignment surgery without their parents' permission." (I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message)
  9. Red Five
    Unless it was like “Might want to get the ball rolling on that secret plan of yours with Mike Johnson….”
  10. Red Five
    Jigsaw! She was so three weeks ago. Man those people will put up with anything but she got the boot after about two days.
  11. Red Five
    But he has that metal endoskelton so he's probably more like 67.
  12. Red Five
    "How this is bad for Harris."
  13. Red Five
    That's a good point. Trump said during the debate that we would be hearing the details of his healthcare plan "very soon". Well the election is in six days. He'd better hurry up, or the media will castrate him for that.
  14. Red Five
    But JD Vance told me that Trump saved Obamacare. Weird.
  15. Red Five
    new motto
  16. Red Five
    I don't know what this means. The people who have spent the last decade telling us it doesn't matter what their candidate does or says need to stop clutching their pearls over this and shut the fuck up.
  17. Red Five
    I mean, fuck, for 10 years we've been told that it doesn't matter what Trump does and it doesn't matter what he says. To the point that now people say they aren't voting for him when they cast their ballot for Trump, they're voting for "his policies". Whatever the fuck those are. Literally nothing he says or does matters to these people. He could promise to nuke a different US city every day and you'd get "Oh you can't listen to what he says...." But Biden has a slip of the tongue and they all start yelling like it's the end of the world. Shut the fuck up.
  18. Red Five
    I would have thought that Trump supporters, like a decade ago, lost all rights to any kind of "Can you believe what he said??" outrage. I thought words and actions didn't matter anymore.
  19. Red Five
    Yeah, the entire premise of the show to this point makes no sense. I'm curious how they're going to resolve this. Did Catherine confess everything at some point?
  20. Red Five
    Same. No way I was going to set an alarm Wednesday morning.
  21. Red Five
    He even prefaced it with "Maybe it was a racist joke".
  22. Red Five
    womp womp
  23. Red Five
    If she's within 5 in Kansas then she might win Iowa.
  24. Red Five
    For a long time now we've had one side saying "We're the underdog" while the other side is saying "We're gonna win in a landslide". Add in the fucked up polling and betting markets and voila.
  25. Red Five
    Michelle Obama launched Dotard into the sun the other day. "I hope you’ll forgive me if I’m a little frustrated that some of us are choosing to ignore Donald Trump’s gross incompetence while asking Kamala to dazzle us at every turn," Obama said. "We expect her to be intelligent and articulate, to have a clear set of policies, to never show too much anger, to prove time and a time again that she belongs. But for Trump, we expect nothing at all, no understanding of policy, no ability to put together a coherent argument, no honesty, no decency, no morals."

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