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Red Five

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  1. Judging by what I have seen on the field, he has no fucking clue what to do right now.
  2. Sure will be fun when we’re 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in a calendar year. That’s quite the accomplishment.
  3. We’re 79th nationally in total offense. If I counted right, 9th in the state of Texas. 70 spots behind Texas State and also behind UTSA and North Texas.
  4. Sherman was smoke in that office sketch where Padilla was having orgasms, for some reason, after farting.
  5. I think I’ll join a gang. That seems like a real carefree, non-stressful life to live. Just makes you feel happy and good about the world, you know?
  6. Nick Townsend gets after it.
  7. C and LG have been absolutely killing us all season. The other three are alright, and we'd be decent overall with even mediocre play at those two spots. Oh well, shoot for the stars.
  8. It's almost like we're talking about the generally good people vs pieces of shit.
  9. President Trump posting a video of him in a King Trump airplane dropping shit over Americans just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how unprofessional Obama was that time he took off his suit jacket in the Oval Office.
  10. This is not really an original thought, but I've spent the last year plus trying to figure out how I keep relationships with the Dotardarians in my life. Recently, I have shifted to "how many of them can I remove from my life and how fast can I do it". It's just not feasible at this point to remain friendly with anyone who still supports this. In the same way I could never be friendly with an actual nazi or member of the KKK.
  11. So you're telling me that in addition to a restaurant skit, there was a skit where Marcello screams at the top of his lungs while making stupid faces? Huh.
  12. Needs to replace the Will Arnett "Hello darkness my old friend" gif.
  13. Hey I don’t shit all over your goals.
  14. Well everything you have said recently is so measured and concise, it's hard to believe anyone could be confused.
  15. "King Trump" on the plane.
  16. When you account for the opponent, it's our worst offensive performance since the 59 yards against Arkansas. Wait, were those two games back to back, separated by an offseason? Holy shit, Shawn Watson ladies and gentlemen.
  17. This is a good point. 16 offensive points in our last two games (some gifted from defense and special teams, one game including an overtime period, etc) and ZERO turnovers. That's really amazing.
  18. Well, that's correct, but just not in the way they probably meant it.
  19. It's a tad bit more complicated than that.
  20. The defense that carries an offense throughout the season eventually crumbles.
  21. That's weird. The leaders of the republican party assured us that these were Hate America rallies that would be nothing but riots and looting and burning cars and shit. So strange.
  22. We could do this all day. It's a horrific combo right now.
  23. And there is no game plan for an OL that can't pass or run block. When you combine them you get an offense that scores 14 PPG against real college football teams (13 if you remove the TD that was gifted from the Niblett return).
  24. It feels like the two seasons should be reversed. Like he's not only regressed, but it's like watching a first or second year QB vs an upperclassman.
  25. That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route.
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