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Red Five

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  1. My favorite part about that "we're close" thing is that Terry took over a top five caliber roster. Two years later and we're a bubble team. Close to what, winning 12 games next year? Because that's about the trajectory we're on under Terry.
  2. None of these teams feel like they belong. But if you’re looking at blind resumes, I think we should get in.
  3. "We're close, so lets rebuild the entire team, including the assistants. Everyone except the head coach."
  4. Yeah they'll probably extend him. Wtf. Is this a bit?
  5. I have never bought tupperware in my life. I have a pantry full of it. To the best of my knowledge I have never purchased a clothes hanger. I have probably 100 of them. Never bought an umbrella. I own probably five of them. Don't remember ever buying a clothespin. I have a drawer in my kitchen full of them. You get the point. Am I a secret klepto and just don't realize it? Where did all this shit come from?
  6. I had forgotten that we hilariously waited until aggy's season was over to fire our coach and hire theirs.
  7. What does the timeline look like if we miss the tourney? Does Terry get fired tomorrow? Assuming we decline an NIT invite.
  8. I cannot tell you how fast I would get away from someone who talks like that. "You have to be super violent to be peaceful. Also empathy is terrible."
  9. What a lesson to learn. Do enough awful shit in a day and there aren't enough hours/manpower to cover all of it.
  10. I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency.
  11. Wtf? Your 7 is 1 all the way.
  12. I've stopped watching trailers completely due to that.
  13. I watched Josh Shapiro on Bill Maher's show last night (and stopped there. Just wanted to see what Shapiro had to say). I could not have been less impressed. Lots of "Well gee Bill, I'm not really into national politics. I'm worried about the issues that concern the average Pennsylvania families...." Ok thanks generic politician from any era. I get you want to run in 2028, but maybe we should make sure we have an intact country in which for you to run. Also, he did the thing that really enrages me. We've seen a lot of this recently. "Look, I'm just going to say it. And I'm not afraid to say it: I am not 100% on board with all of Donald Trump's policies, and I think there is a possibility that one day down the road, they could perhaps be somewhat damaging." Fuck you. Chuck Schumer is going harder than that. Oh and hey, Gavin Newsom had Steve Bannon on his podcast this week. This feels like a war that is 100% lost.
  14. His next guess was Steve Bannon. I'm not kidding.
  15. Furthermore, we’re not sure how much Susanna Hoffs even knows about soccer….
  16. Like everything else since January 20th, "Ok sure that sounds positively horrific, but on the plus side.... wait what's the plus side again?".
  17. I had to google it. It's called The Electric State, and it apparently cost $300 million to make. 15% on RT. Is MBB hot in it though?
  18. Mr. "We can't have weaponization of the justice department!" today went to the justice department and talked all about how he is going to have them prosecute people he doesn't like.
  19. This assumes we still exist in our current form in four years. That seems doubtful.
  20. And here I was thinking the world's richest man was just hanging out, destroying our government, for the pure hell of it.
  21. I feel like Iverson. Canada. Man, we talkin' bout Canada. Invading CANADA. Canada, man.
  22. I’m no optometrist, per se, but I would imagine being able to see clearly would help with catching a football. That will be $9.95 please.
  23. That reads like Dotardese and not something Rubio wrote.
  24. I had not considered this. Very plausible.
  25. It’s their new thing. “Don’t be shitty to us just because of our political beliefs. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to burning this country to the ground for Russia.”
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