Everything posted by Red Five
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The Chair Company on HBO
WTF did I watch last night. Good lord this show is weird.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
It's like she had AI do that and told it to mention God as many times as possible.
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2027 WR Easton Royal
He told IT earlier tonight this isn't true. Sorry.
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Trumps War on Everything
Ah, adults back in charge.
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Election Day 2025
What the fuck does Dotard know about Christianity or country music?
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2027 WR Easton Royal
Rumor is, he is trying to reclassify into the '26 class. I support this decision, if true.
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Don't worry, I don't.
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Stephen Miller is outed as a White Nationalist (shocking, isn't it?)
Good encapsulation. "I'm going to defeat the left". Not "I'm going to help people" or fix something or do good in the world or feed the hungry etc. It's a party of greed and hate.
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
It's not funny. It's not entertaining. Annoying is the perfect word for it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
He started every game this year.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
I read this twice and I have no idea what you’re saying or who you’re talking about.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
It doesn't sound like we need to worry about Goosby leaving.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
You think that entire room comes back? I'd be perfectly fine with just Wisner and Simon. It's crazy that Baxter played in 10 games this year and I can't recall one meaningful play. I'm not sure he ran for a first down the entire year, or had a run longer than six yards. Or broke a tackle.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
How many RBs from the current room do we expect back? Wisner, and.....
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
A Christmas Story sucks.
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Trumps War on Everything
Have we heard anything about that since Dotard's tweet a day ago? Anyone on the Sunday shows answer any questions about us supposedly shutting down another country's airspace? Seems kind of important.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That’s not the reason we won’t make it. In fact, it’s being used as a data point in our favor. We’re not going to make it in because we looked like dogshit half the season and lost three games. One to a shit team and one by 25 points.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yeah I get it. Let's make the argument though without basically saying "Once you toss out the Ohio St game...."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I know I'm in the minority here, but I just really don't like this argument that the Ohio St game was basically an exhibition that shouldn't count. Unless we win, of course. Then it counts bigger than shit (see Alabama 2023). We scheduled it, we played it, and it's a loss on our schedule.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If Bama loses, we can pass them, Michigan, Vandy, and BYU. That's pretty much the path now right?
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Trumps War on Everything
I don't think it's very realistic for him to keep it a secret from his own administration, the pentagon, etc.
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Jamarion Carlton 2026 DL
Next year? That would be Lance Jackson.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Haha, you thought Michael Terry was playing defensive tackle last night?
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Trumps War on Everything
We were also absolutely 100% not at war with Venezuela when Hegseth ordered the murder of two survivors hanging off the side of the destroyed ship. Whoever they were.
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Trumps War on Everything
No shit. Does "surrounding" mean Columbia and/or Brazil? All of South America?