Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Red Five
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Trump’s America
The timing is curious, though. (I still want to believe. Just give me this one. Ok and Fake Melania.)
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Can you make this make sense for me please? He must be offering something my eyes just simply cannot detect.
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Trump’s America
I heard an FBI dude saying basically "They're trying to make this out like the 'Biden FBI' just shelved everything and gave up, and then the 'Trump FBI' showed up and cracked the case. The work never stopped on this case."
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
I would definitely fall a lot closer to the Mr. Diabetes way of handling things. I was on the fence, but the hot tub scene changed my mind.
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Trumps War on Everything
This is a pattern. "Why my goodness gracious, I can't believe you fell for that obvious fake news story. We would never in a million years do something so heinous." "There is video." "Um, you didn't let me finish.... Of course we did it and it's perfectly fine and moral and legal and fuck off if you don't like it."
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Trumps War on Everything
Tom Cotton yesterday made it sound like they were about to flip that blown-up boat over and resume their drug dealing activities while calling in for help (and for more drugs, to be given directly to various American elementary schools, probably). He could definitely tell all of that from the video, and that's why he is totally cool with murdering them.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
8 central.
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The Sopranos
Yeah I was about to say, who was the one in Vegas? Winner.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Trump’s America
This is quite the PC for the pipe-bomber arrest. Evidently, this FBI is the first one to ever solve a crime, all thanks to Trump. Huh.
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Trump’s America
The both sides talking head machine on MSNOW just asked one of the six congresspeople who put out the video, "Do you think what you said rises to the level of the Oathkeepers on January 6th who were convicted of sedition?" Her response was basically "Um what I said doesn't rise to ANY level.... I said we should all follow the law."
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Hegseth & the Boys
“I’ll stop drinking if you make me Secretary of Defense” is really something that actually happened.
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Texas Basketball 2025-26: It’s Miller Time
It’s probably time to readjust expectations. We looked like we didn’t belong on the same court as UVA.
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Trump’s America
Trump falling asleep in meetings all the time now, after yelling about "Sleepy Joe" for years, is a little on the nose for the simulation isn't it? I mean I guess it falls under every accusation is a confession.
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Star Trek Megathread
That's right. I said it. (although really that's kind of a coin flip for me)
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Star Trek Megathread
1. TNG 2. Voyager 3) DS9 4) Enterprise. IMO.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Sadie Sink has become very attractive.
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Trumps War on Everything
Do y’all like how they initially called this whole thing “fake news” and blamed the media? Thats strange, for something they claim is perfectly fine and legal.
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Trump’s America
Democrats really need to remember to tone down the rhetoric.
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The Democratic Party
I’m pretty sure at this point that Jeffries is a Republican plant. Or he’s been paid off.
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Lina Hidalgo
This is where I step in.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
I laughed when Ryder said that Will was 11 when this all started. That means he’s 15 now.
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Trumps War on Everything
This has become something they have all adapted. "Speaker Johnson, it has been six days since Trump nuked the city of Chicago. Care to comment?" "Um, yeah I've been a little busy recently and haven't really followed the news.... (walks off)" And sure, why not. It's not like he gets any push back from anyone for doing it.
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Hegseth & the Boys
Yeah, it's 3. Just 3.
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Trump’s America
They asked Dotard at the cabinet meeting about the Sept. 2 boat murders/war crimes and he of course did his "Oh I don't know anything about that..." Funny, how he's the foremost expert on literally everything... until he gets a question he doesn't like. Suddenly he doesn't know anything about that thing that happened three months ago and has been all over the news ever since.