Everything posted by Red Five
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
It doesn't sound like we need to worry about Goosby leaving.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
You think that entire room comes back? I'd be perfectly fine with just Wisner and Simon. It's crazy that Baxter played in 10 games this year and I can't recall one meaningful play. I'm not sure he ran for a first down the entire year, or had a run longer than six yards. Or broke a tackle.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
How many RBs from the current room do we expect back? Wisner, and.....
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
A Christmas Story sucks.
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Trumps War on Everything
Have we heard anything about that since Dotard's tweet a day ago? Anyone on the Sunday shows answer any questions about us supposedly shutting down another country's airspace? Seems kind of important.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That’s not the reason we won’t make it. In fact, it’s being used as a data point in our favor. We’re not going to make it in because we looked like dogshit half the season and lost three games. One to a shit team and one by 25 points.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yeah I get it. Let's make the argument though without basically saying "Once you toss out the Ohio St game...."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I know I'm in the minority here, but I just really don't like this argument that the Ohio St game was basically an exhibition that shouldn't count. Unless we win, of course. Then it counts bigger than shit (see Alabama 2023). We scheduled it, we played it, and it's a loss on our schedule.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If Bama loses, we can pass them, Michigan, Vandy, and BYU. That's pretty much the path now right?
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Trumps War on Everything
I don't think it's very realistic for him to keep it a secret from his own administration, the pentagon, etc.
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Jamarion Carlton 2026 DL
Next year? That would be Lance Jackson.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Haha, you thought Michael Terry was playing defensive tackle last night?
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Trumps War on Everything
We were also absolutely 100% not at war with Venezuela when Hegseth ordered the murder of two survivors hanging off the side of the destroyed ship. Whoever they were.
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Trumps War on Everything
No shit. Does "surrounding" mean Columbia and/or Brazil? All of South America?
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Trump’s America
"Trust us, these are really bad guys we're murdering. All of them. 100%, really bad guys who need to die." "Care to share your evidence of this?" "Hey fuck you asshole, we're not sharing shit." Kinda seems to me like at this point Hegseth should probably be arrested.
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Trump’s America
Those boats have captains, right? Are they chartered? What if one of those two survivors in the water was just a dude who owned a boat and had no clue who was on board?
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Trumps War on Everything
We closed Venezuela's airspace, entirely? Do they know that?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Wouldn’t we rather take the 50/50 chance over the 100% chance?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I’m a couple different types of fucked up right now, but why would we not root for Auburn to beat Bama?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Lee was not actually here tonight, btw.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Guys, we made the playoff two years ago because we scheduled Alabama. Without that game we don’t make it in. I don’t think those games should be freebies where if you win it’s a tremendous advantage and if you lose it’s just an exhibition game and the result doesn’t matter. Just playing devils advocate.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
These fucking vitamin ads where they play syrupy music over shots of family members looking into each others eyes lovingly as they.... take fucking vitamins. I'm really not sure what they're going for here. It's just creepy.
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Netflix Recommendations
I made it about 15 minutes through the first episode and realized it wasn't anything I wanted to invest time in.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
I keep being reminded of that Seehorn interview quote where she said "Whatever you think the story is about, it's not that." I'm fully prepared for this to not even be aliens. But yeah, I'd guess now that the white powder is probably a combination of a bunch of different things, including dead humans.