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Red Five

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  1. Taking a chainsaw to your brand like that never made any sense at all to me.
  2. Yeah they all got there different ways, but I just used them as examples of, like Ewers, adequate college players. We want our QBs to be either heroes or villains. Ewers is pretty unique though because he’s like an MC Escher painting. We spent three years thinking he was always improving, but then at the end you go back and look at his play when he first got here and go “Man what happened to that guy?”
  3. Anyone puts kryptonite on that dog and I’m walking out of the theater.
  4. I’m telling you, we don’t do mediocre well at QB. Take Jake Majors, or Jerrin Thompson, or Gbenda. Adequate college players. Drafted late or not at all. Could make an NFL roster, or maybe not. We don’t fight about them. But Ewers is a QB, and we put those into two categories: Legends, and absolute fucking garbage who we will piss on for eternity. The legends are easy (VY, Colt) as are the others (Gilbert, Swoopes). The ones in the middle are where the fights happen. Chris Simms, Sam Ehlinger, Quinn Ewers.
  5. I’m kind of curious what they intend to teach, considering that election is considered the most secure in our history. Guess they’ll just follow Dotard’s lead and just make shit up.
  6. They were pretty subtle.
  7. Imagine for a moment if a picture existed of Biden swimming in shit water in just his bluejeans.
  8. Wearing wet jeans might be the most uncomfortable thing in the world.
  9. Someone remind me why the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop was so god damn important again.
  10. Stopped briefly on MSNBC in my car, and a reporter was asking some (R) senator if it's ok that Trump accepts a $400 million dollar gift. He was totally cool with it, because "Why would Trump even need to take a bribe?" The follow-up question of "Would you have been ok with Joe Biden accepting a $400 million gift from a foreign country?" was answered with a no, followed by reasoning that I couldn't decipher. Something about because Biden was old. I almost had a wreck and changed the channel to music. Oh yeah, before that (R) senator, there was another one, maybe Tuberville, who said yeah it's totally fine, because we accepted the Statue of Liberty from France.
  11. Seattle is pretty small anyway.
  12. Has anyone done the My Two Dads mockup yet?
  13. Party of freedom strikes again.
  14. That was my thinking.
  15. Yeah I don’t feel the need to change facts so that they appear better for that shithead, who doesn’t go five seconds without making something up out of whole cloth.
  16. So what about all the supposed money that’s been pouring in due to the massive tariffs? According to Leader Dotard anyway. Why does he want to put a stop to that?
  17. Are we really about to have a debate on whether it’s ok for a US president to accept a $400 million dollar gift from a foreign country?
  18. The 2nd Amendment skit had promise, but then it went nowhere and ended abruptly.
  19. Doesn’t mean that Ewers will be the third, if they do.
  20. Thru about 10 minutes of this episode and holy fuck this show needs to pick up, soon. Another acoustic guitar song huh.
  21. I'm pretty sure Lorne is younger than Kenan.
  22. I'm listening to John Heilmann's podcast, and an interesting point from Michael Scherer of the Atlantic. He said interviewing Dotard, that he expressed concern about the lack of democratic opposition to him. "He spoke of it almost mournfully". It's why he keeps bringing up Biden all the time. He needs the bad guy, or the heel. Seriously democrats, you've got Dotard feeling sad that there is no opposition to him. Great, great work.
  23. I wonder if there is anything that Bondi would deem legally impermissible for Trump. Like, anything. "Hey Rachel Maddow really pissed me off with her show the other night. I was thinking about having her knocked off." "Of course! it would be reckless to not do it, Mr. President."
  24. You see, when there's no stuff on the shelves for you to buy, and you leave the store with nothing, you're really just saving money. Granted, those are things you need to live a normal functioning life, but hey, savin' money. Kind of like eliminating critical programs in our government to save money. Like me getting rid of my AC unit and my fridge and my carbon monoxide detector and fire extinguisher, to save money. It's just smart.
  25. Once again the host, and Rockwell, look more comfortable doing sketch comedy than Wickline does.
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