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Red Five

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  1. I blame autocorrect. On my desktop.
  2. If he's really dying, what we need is for someone to get in his ear and tell him that the only way into heaven is to do a sit-down televised interview where he confesses all of his sins. "And then, Jeffrey Epstein and I took the girls in the back, and...." "You know, when it was first proposed to me to fake an assassination attempt, I was skeptical, but then...." "Of course I lost the 2020 election. I lost it badly. You'd have to be a complete imbecile to think otherwise...."
  3. Well first of all, slower please, I'm almost there. But next, I kind of feel like if that info was out there we would have heard about whatever his condition is already. But with this crew who knows. That diagnosis may have come from JFK Jr.
  4. She's not exactly gorgeous but man that's still pretty mean.
  5. It's not hard to imagine a covid-like event happening sometime in the next 3.5 years and RFK Jr. being responsible for millions of deaths.
  6. Aren't we all?
  7. Chris Hayes tonight: "Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Stephen Miller are going to burn this country to the ground so that they can rule over the ashes."
  8. She is as uncomfortable doing sketch comedy in front of a live audience as any guest host I've ever seen. Like, people who have never done anything like that before. Steve Forbes. Joe Montana. That sort of thing.
  9. Even with the partnership with Surly?
  10. Ok yeah not Heidi and her tits. That's a loss.
  11. IT has some team notes today. Nothing groundbreaking, but they did say that Cole Brevard has recently been elevated to first team at DT. I suppose with the either January or Watson.
  12. I am not a normal human when it comes to this stuff. Those words could never leave my mouth. Or my phone.
  13. 1) Fuck you. Please don’t. 2) Why? If atm or OU were playing Ohio State, we would all be pulling for Ohio State. Because bad things happening to those two programs is what we want to happen all of the time.
  14. Shouldn't a lifelong conservative hate Dotard more than anyone? I mean, unless you just stand for nothing and always have.
  15. I am perfectly ok with all of these departures. They need an almost entirely clean start, outside of about four cast members.
  16. What about just waiting around for Trump to show up in robes and a cloak and declare himself our supreme ruler, Palpatine style? Is that a thing? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting from the vast majority of elected democrats. That and “Please don’t put me in a camp.”
  17. If they bring back Wickline then I think we’re all a part of some social experiment.
  18. This absolute fucking lunatic was senate confirmed. Trump should be impeached for just nominating him. We are just so fucking cooked.
  19. That wasn’t a terrible movie. The Travis Walton alien abduction one?
  20. I was just thinking how crazy it is that I grew up thinking Richard Nixon was as bad as it could get. Where would Watergate rank in the list of shit Trump has done? If that happened today, it would blow over/get covered up pretty much immediately and that would be the end of it.
  21. Yeah, if it's not Littleton, there would have to be an undisclosed injury we don't know about, like DeAndre Moore or Jags. Off the top of my head I can't think of anyone else in the two-deep. Maybe Brooks but who the hell knows what's happening there.
  22. Clergy dude speaking now. Shockingly, prayer is the way to go here. Prayer, prayer, thoughts, prayer, and more prayer. We just didn't pray enough. Oh well, problem solved going forward.
  23. Bobby stuff. Holy shit on Stroh. And Littleton has to be the true freshman mentioned. Hearing more and more about offensive lineman Connor Stroh having a very strong fall camp. Stroh has started running some with the 1s on a regular basis, even when Neto Umeozulu is not pushed out to tackle. Stroh’s size and ability to move some of the bigger Texas DLs has caught the eyes of coaches. Umeozulu has been very physical in camp. But Stroh’s size is just hard to overcome, especially as Texas looks to deploy a somewhat different run scheme this season. We don’t know what the exact rotation will be - whether Stroh has outright won the job or if he will spell Umeozulu - but suffice to say Stroh is expected to see action on Saturday barring something unforeseen. ** Defensive tackle Travis Shaw has shown glimpses of extreme talent in fall camp. But he’s also apparently been inconsistent at times. Texas needs 20-30 consistent snaps from Shaw this season. ** While I don’t want to say who, I believe there will be a true freshman in the starting lineup Saturday. ** Quarterback Matthew Caldwell continues to run with the 2s this week.
  24. I got put in time out by Katy on Hornfans circa 2003-ish because I said Les would make a good addition to our staff. She said I had earned my suspension because we didn't have any open positions, and it would require someone being fired. And wishing for someone to be fired was against the site rules. I really can't believe any of us happily hung out there for as long as we did.
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