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Red Five

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  1. Sam Pittman and his big tits are available, right now.
  2. Combine what the OL sucks at (everything), what Arch sucks at (quick reads, throwing the ball under pressure), and here we are. How on earth we don't have more "Take the snap, get the ball out" stuff is beyond me, considering that's kind of all we did 2023-2024.
  3. I was talking the other day about him, Vance, Trump, etc. always speaking in these vague generalities. Never any specifics. Who are these people, Stephen? What left wing groups? What terrorist groups/networks? What the fuck are you even talking about?
  4. Behind Kyle Flood?
  5. Well I don't think that will be a problem going forward. I said during the Ohio State game on August 30th that I just don't understand what it is we're trying to do on offense. I still don't know. Our OL can barely block at all, and 75% of our play calls take fucking forever to develop. And our starting running back had eight carries for 11 yards today. The contrast between Wisner and what Florida was putting out there was night and day, although I'm not sure Ricky Williams would have a ton of success with this OL. This is all dire, dire shit.
  6. Yeah but they’re not great either. Were we better at every position on offense Sark’s first season than we are now? I was thinking maybe TE but we are currently starting Spencer Shannon.
  7. He’s a true freshman playing out of position.
  8. Your mom sucked my embarrassment?
  9. Their skill guys… um…. appear stronger than ours.
  10. I haven’t seen him on the field yet today.
  11. Yeah, there is a weird thing going on where the closer the receiver is to him, the worse the throw is.
  12. Florida’s five star freshman is amazing. We have three of those and they don’t play, because apparently this offense is too hard for learn.
  13. I don’t think I have heard a DT’s name called yet.
  14. How many yards do our RBs have combined? I’m guessing it’s about seven.
  15. Nothing about this season seems real. Like a fucked up dream I would have in June about everything going wrong. “And, seriously, we were starting Connor Stroh and Spencer Shannon on offense. Yeah, I know it made no sense. And Arch forgot how to play football. Crazy shit man, these dreams.”
  16. You have the most punchable face in the history of faces, Looch.
  17. Yeah we don’t do that anymore. I guess we used them all up the last two years with Ewers.
  18. I am watching Nick Brooks and he looks like Justin Blalock compared to Stroh.
  19. Oh good, more Spencer Shannon.
  20. It is shocking how Manning just melts if there is a defender near him while he’s throwing the ball. Like three different times in the first half he had receivers wide ass open and couldn’t get the ball in their fucking zip code. He just has no feel for the game.
  21. Stroh back in while we run the ball which of course makes sense.
  22. Maybe we can try 3 TEs as our base offense. At this point don’t call anything that requires more than 1.5 seconds of development because we won’t block for it and Arch probably won’t get the ball near the receiver anyway.
  23. I’m starting to think Arch really, really needs a clean pocket. And I may owe Ewers some apologies.
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