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Red Five

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  1. Wearing wet jeans might be the most uncomfortable thing in the world.
  2. Someone remind me why the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop was so god damn important again.
  3. Stopped briefly on MSNBC in my car, and a reporter was asking some (R) senator if it's ok that Trump accepts a $400 million dollar gift. He was totally cool with it, because "Why would Trump even need to take a bribe?" The follow-up question of "Would you have been ok with Joe Biden accepting a $400 million gift from a foreign country?" was answered with a no, followed by reasoning that I couldn't decipher. Something about because Biden was old. I almost had a wreck and changed the channel to music. Oh yeah, before that (R) senator, there was another one, maybe Tuberville, who said yeah it's totally fine, because we accepted the Statue of Liberty from France.
  4. Seattle is pretty small anyway.
  5. Has anyone done the My Two Dads mockup yet?
  6. Party of freedom strikes again.
  7. That was my thinking.
  8. Yeah I don’t feel the need to change facts so that they appear better for that shithead, who doesn’t go five seconds without making something up out of whole cloth.
  9. So what about all the supposed money that’s been pouring in due to the massive tariffs? According to Leader Dotard anyway. Why does he want to put a stop to that?
  10. Are we really about to have a debate on whether it’s ok for a US president to accept a $400 million dollar gift from a foreign country?
  11. The 2nd Amendment skit had promise, but then it went nowhere and ended abruptly.
  12. Doesn’t mean that Ewers will be the third, if they do.
  13. Thru about 10 minutes of this episode and holy fuck this show needs to pick up, soon. Another acoustic guitar song huh.
  14. I'm pretty sure Lorne is younger than Kenan.
  15. I'm listening to John Heilmann's podcast, and an interesting point from Michael Scherer of the Atlantic. He said interviewing Dotard, that he expressed concern about the lack of democratic opposition to him. "He spoke of it almost mournfully". It's why he keeps bringing up Biden all the time. He needs the bad guy, or the heel. Seriously democrats, you've got Dotard feeling sad that there is no opposition to him. Great, great work.
  16. I wonder if there is anything that Bondi would deem legally impermissible for Trump. Like, anything. "Hey Rachel Maddow really pissed me off with her show the other night. I was thinking about having her knocked off." "Of course! it would be reckless to not do it, Mr. President."
  17. You see, when there's no stuff on the shelves for you to buy, and you leave the store with nothing, you're really just saving money. Granted, those are things you need to live a normal functioning life, but hey, savin' money. Kind of like eliminating critical programs in our government to save money. Like me getting rid of my AC unit and my fridge and my carbon monoxide detector and fire extinguisher, to save money. It's just smart.
  18. Once again the host, and Rockwell, look more comfortable doing sketch comedy than Wickline does.
  19. I don't have an explanation for it, but watching him go from a gunslinger with the generational arm who can make all the throws (and we saw some of this when he first got here), to "Well, he's pretty great at throwing the ball parallel to the line of scrimmage. Really puts it in the guy's hands who is standing about eight feet from him" was something to behold.
  20. Standing in the parking lot and getting arrested, for some reason, is worse than 9/11.
  21. It will result in empty shelves, higher prices, and a shitload of lost jobs. And we have a president who calls that “a good thing”.
  22. This particular hypocrisy is too much to take. Like attempting to laugh at Biden for having too much bronzer on his face.
  23. Lulz, the only SEC team in the top six.
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