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Red Five

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  1. Did Watson even play today? Shaw? I know I didn’t hear their names called but I also don’t remember seeing either of them.
  2. I wonder how much of this is on Becton. We recruit large humans who stay large, but are not seemingly strong at all. At least not in the way that would make them functional OLs.
  3. Yeah I bailed after the sperm donor skit. Not one laugh. I guess this is The Marcelo Show now, which is unfortunate for me because I find him to be less funny than cancer. Although, I appreciated the thought being put in my head of Fineman and Sherman being lesbians.
  4. We are so, so much worse in the middle of the line than last year. And we lost Hayden Conner and Jake Majors. They were not exactly Studdard and Sendlein. How is it possible the players we are playing there are that much worse than those two?
  5. When we first saw Wisner here, every handoff he took he looked like he was shot from a cannon. That is completely gone now.
  6. Oh this game is a different animal, for sure. 10 years ago we lost to TCU 50-7 and beat OU the next week with Jerrod Heard at QB.
  7. I didn't see it, but per IT Sark had a quote in his PC that was something like "I thought we did well with penalties". I read it about five times to make sure I was reading it correctly.
  8. Playing a 1-3 team that lost at home to South Florida.
  9. Sam Pittman and his big tits are available, right now.
  10. Combine what the OL sucks at (everything), what Arch sucks at (quick reads, throwing the ball under pressure), and here we are. How on earth we don't have more "Take the snap, get the ball out" stuff is beyond me, considering that's kind of all we did 2023-2024.
  11. I was talking the other day about him, Vance, Trump, etc. always speaking in these vague generalities. Never any specifics. Who are these people, Stephen? What left wing groups? What terrorist groups/networks? What the fuck are you even talking about?
  12. Behind Kyle Flood?
  13. Well I don't think that will be a problem going forward. I said during the Ohio State game on August 30th that I just don't understand what it is we're trying to do on offense. I still don't know. Our OL can barely block at all, and 75% of our play calls take fucking forever to develop. And our starting running back had eight carries for 11 yards today. The contrast between Wisner and what Florida was putting out there was night and day, although I'm not sure Ricky Williams would have a ton of success with this OL. This is all dire, dire shit.
  14. Yeah but they’re not great either. Were we better at every position on offense Sark’s first season than we are now? I was thinking maybe TE but we are currently starting Spencer Shannon.
  15. He’s a true freshman playing out of position.
  16. Your mom sucked my embarrassment?
  17. Their skill guys… um…. appear stronger than ours.
  18. I haven’t seen him on the field yet today.
  19. Yeah, there is a weird thing going on where the closer the receiver is to him, the worse the throw is.
  20. Florida’s five star freshman is amazing. We have three of those and they don’t play, because apparently this offense is too hard for learn.
  21. I don’t think I have heard a DT’s name called yet.
  22. How many yards do our RBs have combined? I’m guessing it’s about seven.
  23. Nothing about this season seems real. Like a fucked up dream I would have in June about everything going wrong. “And, seriously, we were starting Connor Stroh and Spencer Shannon on offense. Yeah, I know it made no sense. And Arch forgot how to play football. Crazy shit man, these dreams.”
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