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Red Five

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  1. Which part? There were three pieces of information there.
  2. Is Mosley gonna be a super-sub kind of guy who can play all WR positions? Or is he outside only and competing with Jaggerson.
  3. So would Bondi, Patel, etc. Who all went from bloodthirsty to release the files to "SHUT UP SHUT UP WE'RE NOT RELEASING SHIT SHUT UP SHUT UP" on a dime.
  4. No kidding. I watched an SNL Weekend Update from about a decade ago awhile back, and there were ZERO political jokes. Zero. Imagine that happening now. And growing up in the Carter/Reagan/Bush years, you would go days at a time without hearing the president's name mentioned at all. Then when you did it was like "the president signed a bill or something today. Tomorrow he goes on vacation somewhere. Anyway, let's shift to sports, where....". I would give just about anything to go back to that.
  5. Vance was talking the other day about how funny Marco Rubio is. I guess selling your soul to the devil comes at a cost. Humor, amongst other things.
  6. I was thinking last night, "I'm not sure if either Jude Law or Jason Bateman has made a smart decision yet through about 2.5 hours. How on Earth have they managed to live this long."
  7. He only single-handedly got Trump elected president.
  8. The right is getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous.
  9. How much fucking money does Kevin Hart need?
  10. I KNOW MORE ABOUT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ALL THE DOCTORS. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT PREGNANT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ME. DJT
  11. Well, which is it, young feller?
  12. Donald Trump, of all people, screaming medical advice in all caps to pregnant women.
  13. Thru three eps of Black Rabbit. This show should be called "Jude Law beats Jason Bateman to death with a tire iron and solves the vast majority of his problems."
  14. I just saw this. If the recovery time is a month, minimum, then how is there not risk in playing him before it's healed? Hell, get him out there at practice now and shoot him up with painkillers if that's the case.
  15. "Man, where is everyone.....?"
  16. This is also assuming zero practice time heading into Texas/OU, even if they tried to play him. It's absurd.
  17. Good thing no one in Trump's cabinet lied during their confirmation hearings. Just straight truth-tellers, that bunch. I'm thinking Bondi and Patel acting all exasperated when asked about going after Trump's enemies. Flash forward to now and it's "We're going after Trump's enemies! See, he just told us to do and I'm doing it!".
  18. Is this a deal where if you manage to watch the entire thing you win a million dollars or something?
  19. We should probably still ban soccer in this country just to be safe.
  20. Pam Bondi put out a statement that was basically "This administration will not stand for people in power misleading the American people!". Yes, everywhere I go, everyone is still upset about that one statement James Comey made five years ago that may or may not have been 100% accurate. Meanwhile, nothing but straight truth from this administration.
  21. That day has probably already come. And his great-grandchildren. Also, he's probably dead.
  22. Man, I can't believe Jasmine Crockett would be so randomly terrible and hateful. Edit: Oops, turns out that was Loomer again. Huh.
  23. Maybe I lost the thread, but are we still talking about Loomer? She was elected? And Crockett’s name shouldn’t be uttered anywhere near Loomer’s, who is legit one of the worst, most dangerous people in this country.
  24. I mean.... how many times has "every accusation is a confession" failed? Not many. And a lot of the time it's of the "What? What the hell kind of accusation is that? Why in the world would anyone..... oh I see, they're the ones doing it" variety. So, maybe?
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