"Well the first thing the head coach needs to do is bring in someone to fix the offense, because it is completely broken. Oh, what's that you say? The head coach making $11 million a year is also the OC? Well, good luck with all that."
Even the smallest disagreement over something gets him to bring out the RINO thing. From the ultimate RINO, as someone with zero actual convictions, and who ran as an (R) because that's the only way he could have any success at all.
Y'all should offer helpful comments to your maga people like "Hey, do you know who was mentioned in Epstein's emails more than any other person on planet Earth? Donald Trump. I think they stopped counting somewhere around 2,000 times. Weird, huh."
Yeah I heard that all the democrats got together and were like "Ok, we need something to distract everyone from all of the winning. What about if we go back in time and make Trump best friends with the world's most famous child sex trafficker? With our time machine we could also make him say all sorts of shit like 'well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old', make him sexually assault other women, etc. It's a foolproof plan."
I gotta admit, it's one hell of a hoax they managed to pull off. Hell they even made Trump consider pardoning Epstein's accomplice, who is also a child sex trafficker and child rapist.
Nice alien RNA helper girl:
"Holy fucking shit dude! That's the sickest shit I've ever heard in my life. How would you even fit that in.....well, it doesn't matter I guess. We'll get right on that for you, perv."
"So, y'all just won't say no to any request, huh? To the extent that you would deliver a nuclear weapon to my house? Well, I've got some ideas..... (cracks knuckles)"