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Red Five

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  1. Colbert was onto this shit with “truthiness” even before Trump came along. “Alternative facts” - Kellyanne Conway
  2. What’s staggering to me is the people who are surprised. People who legit think Donald Fucking Trump actually wants to do good for the world, and to help people. This flies in the face of everything we’ve seen from him the last half century. Like, it’s right there. He does what is good for him. Full stop. If it’s good for him but kills half the country, he’d do it if he thought he could get away with it.
  3. Gibson right now is a net negative on the field. If Baxter is really looking at midseason then 100% need a portal RB.
  4. Early 90s. When addiction and date rape were funny.
  5. I don't know how many remember this now, but in the build-up to the 2012 election, Rush Limbaugh made a lot of people believe that if Obama was reelected, he'd never leave office. He'd make himself a dictator. And people believed it, based on absolutely nothing. Now, we have this. So, once again, it was all just projection. It's what they would do.
  6. Let me guess. Russia gets to decide how much of Ukraine they get to keep.
  7. Yikes. Relapse Guy is a tough watch (but the hospital scene is still funny).
  8. My favorite Farley sketch was one I don't think I've seen since it aired in 1993. It was called Relapse Guy, and Lorne made sure all traces of it were erased from existence. Farley kept relapsing, causing increasingly terrible damage to himself and others. Now that I type it out, it probably hasn't aged well at all. Another one like that, and maybe from the same episode, was a game show called Date Rape, where contestants had to judge whether date rape had happened or not. It was a different time.
  9. The way this show introduces characters is so well done, going back to the first season. There have been a lot of shows with large ensemble casts, where you're in episode four going "Wait, now is he the brother? I thought the other guy was the brother.... Is she his mom...?" But with White Lotus, halfway through the first episode you know exactly who everyone is and what their relationships are with each other. Part of that I'm sure is the structure of the show allows it to work better, but it's still well done.
  10. 2/20/25 -Republicans confirm a maga troll who was paid by Russia to trash the FBI.... to run the FBI.
  11. We have a lot of second and third team dudes who could start for a ton of other teams. Probably don't want to be showcasing them to the nation the way we did Arch and Owens last year.
  12. Patel was paid by Russia to trash the FBI in a propaganda film. Now he's the FBI director.
  13. Even if you find yourself agreeing with his agenda 100%, the result of that should be seriously questioning your belief structure. Not voting for and supporting evil that wants to dismantle America.
  14. I'm almost two seasons into Banshee. I have thoughts. 1) The amount of scorching hot ass in this is incredible. I can't even begin to imagine the joy Homelander felt reading the scripts. 2) Most of the main characters get into gun fights every day. Homelander gets into life or death fights probably three times an episode. Who in the world would live in this town. 3) I feel like there is a serious problem with the premise of this show. When the original Hood disappeared, wouldn't more people have shown up in Banshee looking for him? Friends that just never heard from him ever again? 4) This show is stupid and trashy but I really like it.
  15. Hey Nikki. Everything we're doing is what Russia wants. Fucking everything. I don't know, seems problematic.
  16. So we find ourselves in a situation where the President has an army of morons who will do whatever he says. Then after they do whatever, he just pardons them. And he himself is now free to commit crimes, thanks to the Supreme Court. And he can't be impeached, because those who vote for impeachment will have the mob sicked on them, and rinse and repeat. This is great.
  17. Because talking about stupid shit that doesn't matter is how we got 80 million fucking idiots to vote for a convicted felon and sex offender who is trying to destroy the rule of law and democracy in this country. Like pestering someone with terminal cancer, "Why aren't you more concerned with that little hangnail you've got there??".
  18. The reasoning is that they are trying to destroy as much of our government as they can, so they can say "See?? Government sucks. Only way to fix all this shit now is with a dictator."
  19. Did we get a "But Biden!" the day after Trump sided with Putin again, called Zelenskyy a dictator, and called himself a king?
  20. How would he know what Osborne thinks of Chad Scott? Did he previously poll him on all potential RB coaches? Maybe he’s the president of the Chad Scott fan club for all we know.
  21. I saw an interview with Jeffries a few days ago. He had the temperament of someone who was slightly annoyed by all this. It was borderline offensive. We are screwed.
  22. I think those would probably be my top three. I mean if we're ranking them like we rank pro athletes. Norm will always be my personal favorite.
  23. Was that Scared Straight skit the first with both Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell? I could make a good case they are 1 and 2 all time.
  24. That just broke the "Imagine if Obama..." thing forever.
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