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  1. Red Five
    The behind the scenes version of Biden sounds awesome.
  2. Red Five
    She gets votes. Like, from real people. Knowingly. People who want her to represent them.
  3. Red Five
    If she had been a black male, how far into that video before she's shot, with a gun? 20 seconds?
  4. Red Five
    I assume they like money, so waiting until 10 would be strange. Sounds like that's not the case though.
  5. Red Five
    Is that accurate? Seems crazy they would wait until 10 to open up the fair.
  6. Red Five
    If Casey Thompson were to come in and lead them to victory in the Cotton Bowl, I'd probably never watch football ever again.
  7. Red Five
    I don't recognize that.
  8. Red Five
    Am I the only one who doesn't give one shit whether it's called Showdown, Shootout, Rivalry? Everyone I've ever known calls it the Texas/OU game.
  9. Red Five
    Good one. I know he started the 1998 season as the backup, but not sure if he ever got into a game here. Did he ever actually play against us at Baylor? If so I've blocked that out.
  10. Red Five
    They are all in cahoots with the murderous illegal immigrants who took all of FEMA's money, obviously.
  11. Red Five
    Yeah I just meant in terms of his performance. It's mesmerizing, and I'm unhappy when he's not on screen.
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  13. Red Five
    Yeah it was Brew.
  14. Red Five
    As he gets more desperate, he may take that final step and just say "We need to get the brown people out".
  15. Red Five
    Yeah that's the closest I could get. He never played here though.
  16. Red Five
    Trivia! Casey Thompson plays for OU. Has a former starting Texas QB ever later played against us? Or even just been on the sidelines?
  17. Red Five
    How crazy is it that the last time Donald freaking Trump wasn't the republican nominee for president, was 2012. Mack Brown was still coaching here, FFS. For two more seasons. That's how long they've hitched their wagon to this insane evil conman.
  18. Red Five
    Sorry, but it's much more likely that we are now capable of creating and controlling fucking hurricanes.
  19. Red Five
    I just saw a weather forecast with a high of 96 in Dallas on Saturday. In that stadium around 4:00, it's going to feel like 126.
  20. Red Five
    Texas 38 OU 17 Texas 147 yards OU 111 yards
  21. Red Five
    I wonder if there will be other nominees for the Best Actor Emmy, or if they will just dispense with that and only give it to Farrell.
  22. Red Five
    A Trump loss will pay for this football season, and probably all of my Christmas shopping.
  23. Red Five
    His mom, apparently.
  24. Red Five
    Not sure what they're going for there, unless the joke is just that he looks, sounds, and acts nothing like him.
  25. Red Five
    It was in the 46 range for a long time, but it's up to 51 now. Harris next president? is 52-48. These do not seem to be in line with reality.

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