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Red Five

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  1. Should be tonight at 8.
  2. Your leader is a convicted felon and child rapist.
  3. We seriously don't have an explanation yet for DoorDashGate?
  4. I hope we learn what he offered those few to take their names off the petition. Or what he threatened them with.
  5. What is the official White House response to “Um, why are you desperately trying to cover this up?”. Or has the question even been asked. Like I said above I know the FBI response has been “We’ve done all we can do”. This is a little different.
  6. Ah yes, back when the party was united in their desire to see everything released and the guilty punished. It’s almost like something happened that caused a 180 degree course correction. I just can’t for the life of me figure out what that was.
  7. Didn’t Patel testify recently that they already released everything there was to release?
  8. This is comical now. How on earth have the Dems not absolutely ruined him over this already (yes I know how). “Trump threatens to rape more children if Epstein files are released…..”
  9. A person with an IQ above around 70 might wonder why he’s calling it the “Epstein hoax” when we all know with 100% certainty that it is not a hoax.
  10. “I asked my friends running the child sex trafficking operation to stop”.
  11. I opened this thread to type out something similar. My initial reaction to the headline of "Trump knew about the girls" or whatever was to laugh and go You think?? But then I remembered those 79 million "special" people. Jesus, Karoline Levitt just said "The only thing these emails prove is that Trump did nothing wrong".
  12. He also said the President is dead. I guess he/she could have fallen during the transition process like Karen (?), but there's probably more to it than that.
  13. I would get over all of that pretty fucking fast. "I swear to you, I will fight all of you until my last dying breath." "We've got Sydney Sweeney on the next flight to Austin, Red Five. She is very eager to please you." "Perhaps I was too harsh...."
  14. Red Five replied to Grandioso's topic in Movies and TV
    Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
  15. Red Five replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    Hustlin' around Atlanta in their alligator shoes.
  16. Jesus Christ is this real.
  17. Red Five replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    That is typically just a figure of speech, but in this case I would actually do it. Provided, of course, that the left nut removal was done surgically by actual doctors with anesthesia, etc. of course.
  18. Red Five replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    A bunch of Trump voters knocking Obama because there were cameras present. These people just live in a different universe.
  19. Well I still have no ABC or ESPN in my house, so I may attend just for that reason alone. Coming from SW Austin so I'd probably be interested in that ride share from Oak Hill.
  20. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    That's hilarious. "We are confident we are standing in broad daylight right now." "Even though it's 2 a.m. and we're staring up at a black sky?" "Well sure sometimes it's night time as well.... comes and goes, you know."
  21. Red Five replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    I think we all were a little concerned about what was about to come out of that dude's mouth.
  22. Every time Dotard opens his mouth I feel like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. And like him, everyone around just going "Yeah man, that's just how he is. Anyway...." I mean my god, imagine Biden rambling about magnets and how no one knows how they work. You would have had half the democratic party calling on him to get 25th'd.
  23. Huh. That's weird.
  24. Red Five replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room
    .... somebody's planning on running again!
  25. Maybe "the con job" was telling Americans that he would have their prices lowered on day one. Amongst all the other shit he said he'd do on day one that never happened.
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