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  1. Red Five
    A Trump loss will pay for this football season, and probably all of my Christmas shopping.
  2. Red Five
    His mom, apparently.
  3. Red Five
    Not sure what they're going for there, unless the joke is just that he looks, sounds, and acts nothing like him.
  4. Red Five
    It was in the 46 range for a long time, but it's up to 51 now. Harris next president? is 52-48. These do not seem to be in line with reality.
  5. Red Five
    You think Harris gets primaried?
  6. Red Five
    I bet they would learn their lesson if no one showed up.
  7. Red Five
    This was November 10th, 2020: “What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time? No one seriously thinks the results will change,” the official said. “He went golfing this weekend. It’s not like he’s plotting how to prevent Joe Biden from taking power on Jan. 20. He’s tweeting about filing some lawsuits, those lawsuits will fail, then he’ll tweet some more about how the election was stolen, and then he’ll leave.”
  8. Red Five
    Didn’t go so great for us last year. In this game I’d rather start on D.
  9. Red Five
    Without cheating, I’m guessing the last time we came into this game ranked #1 was 1984.
  10. Red Five
    Yeah, I think this is gonna look pretty comparable to the Michigan game.
  11. Red Five
    Look at where that starts to really take off…. Birth of the internet, Fox, and prime Rush Limbaugh.
  12. Red Five
    "Less focused" got me. "They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets. Biden took all of FEMAs money and gave it to illegal immigrants, who btw are all murderers."
  13. Red Five
    I've probably watched this 10 times. I love Quinn looking around the stadium like "holy fucking shit".
  14. Red Five
    "100% of the jobs created under this administration has gone to illegal immigrants."
  15. Red Five
    I think once your defense in court is "We're not really actually legit news" you shouldn't be allowed to call yourselves Fox News.
  16. Red Five
    You mean if we go undefeated? Yes.
  17. Red Five
    Well, whatever happens, I think we’re taking the #1 ranked team to Dallas.
  18. Red Five
    Upside down world.
  19. Red Five
    She looked a lot better just now than in those pics.
  20. Red Five
    Is Bama point shaving on D? This is embarrassing.
  21. Red Five
    Holy fuck
  22. Red Five
    Remember all our fans who lost their shit because we were only beating MSU 7-3 in the first quarter?
  23. Red Five
    Ryan Williams should probably win the Heisman.
  24. Red Five
    Let's give it to the guy who can't operate a charity in the state of New York because he and his family stole from their last one.
  25. Red Five
    Um, you kept falling asleep during your own trial Dotard.

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