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Red Five

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  1. I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to him by his real name. I wonder if like his wife and kids call him Uncle Rico. "Nope, that is who you are now. Forever."
  2. He blames January 6th on Nancy Pelosi, and says that she should go to jail for it. In the same breath when he says it was a beautiful day and nothing bad happened. And his cult followers believe him. I don't have much faith that a significant portion will suddenly realize they've been conned this entire time.
  3. I think Dotard will blame it on anyone and everyone except him. And the vast majority of his supporters will believe him. "Yep, that damned Biden did this."
  4. James Carville is out there saying the best thing for dems is just to sit back and watch it happen. Like, shit will get so bad so soon, that the fever will break for a bunch of the Dotardarians. I don't think I agree with that.
  5. In the next press briefing someone should probably ask if we're now allies with Russia, in the war where they invaded a democratic country and (former) ally. Seems like maybe an important foreign policy change.
  6. So what's coming out of the White House, is that Zelenskyy is a dictator who started a war with Russia? Sounds about right. Upside down world.
  7. The girl with the teeth seems the least likely, so knowing this show I'll go with her.
  8. That's all really insane, but why is he putting his name in all caps and in quotation marks? "RED FIVE" wants to know.
  9. Pretty much describes Trump too. He is a collection of all the traits you don't want in a leader, but that's probably the worst one for POTUS.
  10. He strikes me as the sort of guy where if he were to press the wrong button and kill 100 million people, his response would be to shrug and move on to the next thing to destroy.
  11. So the brother wants to fuck the sister, and the other brother wants to fuck the brother? Well, ok HBO.
  12. Enjoyed the ending. Also, Miguel looks 30 now.
  13. "Dear Leader Dotard, I love everything you're doing! Fuck all these people! However, apparently a small part of this impacts me so if you could not do that part, that would be great. Thanks!" The complete lack of self-awareness from these people is remarkable. Well, I mean it should be I guess.
  14. "fake republicans". Is that all of them?
  15. Musk owns property here but he doesn't "live" here right?
  16. The IRS only audits incoming cabinet picks for the opposing party. That is the only explanation.
  17. "He was recruited to play at Oklahoma State where he played from 1984–1987 and was part of three bowl teams (playing behind future Hall-of-Fame running backs Thurman Thomas and Barry Sanders). Luper left school to serve as an air traffic controller for the United States Army, before completing his playing eligibility at Stephen F. Austin State University where he led the Lumberjacks in rushing and scoring as a second-team All-Southland Conference running back in 1993." Like Scott Bakula in Necessary Roughness.
  18. "Sure he's a terrible person proposing terrible things, but he's also a liar, a thief, a rapist, and can be made to do literally anything as long as you give him a moment of flattery. He's got my vote."
  19. All the qualities you look for in a President.
  20. The people who voted for him while saying "Oh he won't do those terrible things he's promising to do" are now surprised that the person we knew to be terrible is indeed doing the terrible things he promised.
  21. I'm a little worried about Tom Hanks. He looks like he drank from the wrong grail about a year or so ago. He's only 68.
  22. I thought Bill Murray's top 10 list was one of the highlights, and was also pretty accurate.
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