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Red Five

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  1. "The Gulf of Steve Martin" Did Eddie yell motherfucker into the camera during the Scared Straight skit?
  2. Of all people to miss, Dana Carvey?
  3. Not everything is for everyone. I bailed on Game of Thrones and Slow Horses after a few episodes of each, due to tremendous boredom. But this is a really good show.
  4. I like softball.
  5. Chyron: "Trump admin trying to unfire nuclear safety workers". This is what passes for good news these days.
  6. I would assume Joseph would coach safeties.
  7. I'd rather bet on this game than be shot in the head, personally.
  8. You know, Mark was right. The funeral was dumb. Irving isn't dead any more than someone at your work on indefinite leave is dead. From their perspective, will they ever see him again? Maybe, maybe not. That doesn't tend to happen with dead people.
  9. If Biden had stayed in, Trump would have won every state he won against Harris, plus add maybe a couple like New Jersey and Minnesota.
  10. Turns out it's easier to coach someone else's final four caliber team they assembled than to do it yourself.
  11. I used to have this stupid bit I would do, that was like "This just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of the time Obama did ______". I don't find it particularly funny anymore. Buuuuut.... just think. The same people who are totally cool with this above, and everything else, are the same people who were enraged that Obama walked off Air Force One holding a cup of coffee. And that he took a selfie in the Oval Office. I mean obviously they were totally full of shit and didn't really care, but it's still amazing.
  12. Well that sounds like best case scenario right there. Sign me up.
  13. "Let me check Surly this morning. See what's going on in the world." (reads this) If we survive as a country it will be an absolute miracle. And I don't mean in four years. I mean like by June.
  14. Kristen Wiig is aging very well.
  15. Yeah I think we split those six and finish 7-11.
  16. Maher's one on one guest tonight: Kid Rock. I stopped watching awhile back, but I might be tempted to tune in to that, just to witness the absurdity. With everything happening, that's who he's booking. Kid Rock.
  17. Hopefully he doesn’t blow it up like the American Nazis did in Man in the High Castle. Great show but I could not watch that now. We’re too close to it.
  18. It would be hanging over the program for an entire year. Everyone would know he’s a lame duck and we just kept him another year because reasons. I just can’t see CDC letting that happen.
  19. For whatever it’s worth, Nahlin said this morning that he thinks Terry gets another year if we make the tourney. At least in part because CDC isn’t crazy about the potential replacement options.
  20. “Titan Jumping”. Better even than Boobie Feaster.
  21. Enjoy Irving’s fruit head.
  22. Through episode one, and high school kids learning karate is still the single most important thing in the history of the world.
  23. When I was twelve, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida. Well, this thing could park a couple hundred warheads off Washington and New York and no one would know anything about it till it was all over.
  24. Give the dude a break. He's probably really hungover.
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