Everything posted by Red Five
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Trump’s America
Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really.
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Trump’s America
I like how RFK Jr. used his years of accumulated medical knowledge to nope the fuck out of that room ASAP.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
"Coach Sarkisian, we have an idea. Now, you're going to think this sounds insane, but you're just gonna have to trust us...."
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Trump’s America
"We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Berymon has "decommitted", officially I suppose.
- Texas vs Duke from Charlotte- 7:45pm on ESPN
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Trump’s America
I'm sure Christians wouldn't mind at all being painted with that broad of a brush. "Hey you're a Christian, just like Donald Trump claims to be. So I can only assume that you are also a lifelong conman and 34 time convicted felon and child rapist and regular rapist?"
- Texas vs Duke from Charlotte- 7:45pm on ESPN
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
Surly turning a Miss Piggy thread into a Holly Rowe thread within 10 posts is pretty funny.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
“You’d better do something or you will lose channels you are already paying for…. in fact, you will lose really the only channels you even use” really grinds my gears.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
OppenHAMer imo.
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Election Day 2025
I'm not busy tomorrow.
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Trump’s America
Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.” Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!” Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.” Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.
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Trump’s America
Living amongst people who 1) voted for this and 2) are genuinely happy with the results thus far have me questioning reality on a daily basis.
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Trump’s America
I guess I must have missed the "transgender for everybody!" part of the Democratic platform.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney voted for Kamala Harris. At least he had the spine to speak out about it cough cough W.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
WR will be interesting. Of the guys currently playing, we may not lose any of them (would Moore get drafted?) I’m mentally prepared to lose two out of Lockett, Terry, and Ffrench.
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Trump’s America
I forgot a lot. Notably, the president is threatening to take away citizenship from people he doesn't like, is open trying to put his enemies in jail for only being his enemies, and also the president is talking openly about using US cities as training grounds for our military. And is seemingly trying to start a civil war. And that's the shit that just slipped my mind while writing that post. 10 months.
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Trump’s America
Well, we're about 10 months into the Trump presidency. The rule of law is on the brink, ICE agents are picking up brown people off the streets and deporting them to camps with a life sentence, the office of the presidency is officially open for bribes, people are about to be starving, the president ordered that he be given a gift of $250 million in taxpayer money, the president destroyed a large chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, we're randomly blowing up boats like we're playing video games, airline travel is FUBAR. And oh yeah, inflation is up and so are grocery prices. 10 months. You happy, 79 million of the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the earth?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Hard pass on counting on Simon and a true freshman like that. And this version of Baxter is giving us exactly nothing. Getting a starter level RB should be nonnegotiable.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Has he ever expressed that level of sympathy for the victims of all the child rape?
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Trump’s America
Mike Johnson’s superpower is being without shame. He will simply answer “I don’t know anything about that” until reporters stop asking him about it. When Trump demanded a quarter of a billion dollars of taxpayer money be given to him, same deal. Johnson just kept saying “I haven’t read up on that yet” until they stopped asking him.
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Ryan Wingo - An Explosion of Talent
Motto?