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Red Five

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  1. Not shitting you, I had one of them tell me that they had to stop doing that because gas prices dropped.
  2. The Miss Terry thing is so weird.
  3. Not bad for a guy drafted in the 5th round and currently drawing an NFL paycheck.
  4. Praying hard for a quick recovery for a true soldier Jesus, what does a Robinson campaign event look like at this point? Just blind Dave Chapelles everywhere?
  5. Looked to me like a TD. Reversing the call on the field is Texas OSU whatever year that was fuckery.
  6. Same. Half our team was hungover. It’s a miracle it was only 46-3.
  7. hurr durr Harris doesn't give policy specifics. Ever notice how the crowds at these things never look at each other like "WTF did he just say?". Just nod and clap along, no matter what gibberish comes out.
  8. I think the issue is semantics over what "healthy" means. I would imagine the vast majority of college football players regularly play under 100%. So yeah, play him if he's 95%, don't if he's 80%. He's probably somewhere in between which is why this isn't cut and dry.
  9. You take that back. That stupid hack doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Forte.
  10. Fucker is 0 for 2 in getting more votes than his opponent and he talks like it’s impossible for him to be beaten.
  11. Holy fucking shit. It sounds so stupid to even type, but it sounds like he’s saying Zelensky came to his defense and stopped the impeachment. If you knew nothing about what happened, that’s how you would interpret that.
  12. Demonizing entire groups of people just to help himself. Reminds me of what he did to those poll workers in Georgia. Completely ruined their lives. Just pure evil. Wait until the evangelicals find out.
  13. Think it was on one of the PODcasts, where someone said that Vance is so in his own echo chamber, that he had no idea the things he's saying and has been saying would come off as "weird" to most of the country.
  14. It’s really amazing how he just can’t help himself. We’re actually pretty lucky though I think, because with a few minor adjustments to his personality he might already be our dictator.
  15. I wonder if Roseanne has people in her life who will look after her. Because she is clearly unwell. I mean, they all are, but she’s really not ok. Also fuck Tucker Carlson for doing this.
  16. “I have a good relationship with the guy who invaded your country and is killing your people.”
  17. "Knocking the rust off", two weeks before OU, shouldn't be a consideration at all.
  18. Yeah I know, right Coach Tuberville? She's not even talking about Hannibal Lector or windmill cancer. How can we expect her to be president?
  19. We'll definitely have the bodies. If there is a Keilan Robinson clone out there available, they might be interested in something like that.
  20. “Sounds like you’re pro Russia. Is Comrade Harris supposed to be a compliment?”
  21. I think Gaffigan is the best idea I’ve heard for Walz. Vance will probably be Mikey Day or some such.
  22. Tucker is a journalist, so I'm sure he asked her to explain just exactly she meant by that shocking allegation.
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