Everything posted by Red Five
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Trump’s America
Every now and then someone random is accepting an award or something, and they’ll say “I think we should aspire to be good people” or something. And they’ll get fucking hammered by the ghouls on the right. Like that priest who begged Trump to be merciful to the poor and weak. Yeah she got death threats. Imagine that being your “team”. The ones who pitch a fit at suggestions like “we should treat people well”. Seems like it should be a tipoff to a lot of people.
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
Before absorbing all that dark side energy.
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Election Day 2025
(the citizens of Gotham slowly realizing that putting The Joker in charge of everything probably wasn't the greatest idea. Turns out, he's not doing anything he promised and in fact is just stealing everyone's money. Who could have known.)
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Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
Well, we got the "she's gonna be big" part right.
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Trump’s America
"I don't want to hear about affordability." -Dotard, 10 months after inauguration, after running on precisely that. Back in the before times, that would have been something that we used to call "An enormous motherfucking gaffe" and a beautiful hand-wrapped gift to democrats.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
How on Earth did this not happen sometime around September of 2024?
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Trump’s America
We've all grown so accustomed to Trump lying every time he opens his mouth, that he can stand in front of cameras and say that his poll numbers are the best ever, and that he ended inflation and eight wars, and no one bats an eye. Like, a president being caught in a huge lie used to be a thing. I swear I remember it. But we just expect Trump to lie now, so he does it like that above, and everyone just goes "uh huh" and moves on. It would be fascinating if it weren't so horrific.
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Trump’s America
That’s his “someone is getting attention and it isn’t me” face.
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Trump’s America
Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really.
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Trump’s America
I like how RFK Jr. used his years of accumulated medical knowledge to nope the fuck out of that room ASAP.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
"Coach Sarkisian, we have an idea. Now, you're going to think this sounds insane, but you're just gonna have to trust us...."
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Trump’s America
"We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Berymon has "decommitted", officially I suppose.
- Texas vs Duke from Charlotte- 7:45pm on ESPN
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Trump’s America
I'm sure Christians wouldn't mind at all being painted with that broad of a brush. "Hey you're a Christian, just like Donald Trump claims to be. So I can only assume that you are also a lifelong conman and 34 time convicted felon and child rapist and regular rapist?"
- Texas vs Duke from Charlotte- 7:45pm on ESPN
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
Surly turning a Miss Piggy thread into a Holly Rowe thread within 10 posts is pretty funny.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
“You’d better do something or you will lose channels you are already paying for…. in fact, you will lose really the only channels you even use” really grinds my gears.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
OppenHAMer imo.
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Election Day 2025
I'm not busy tomorrow.
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Trump’s America
Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.” Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!” Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.” Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.
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Trump’s America
Living amongst people who 1) voted for this and 2) are genuinely happy with the results thus far have me questioning reality on a daily basis.
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Trump’s America
I guess I must have missed the "transgender for everybody!" part of the Democratic platform.