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Red Five

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  1. I don’t know what to tell you. Welcome to college football and the internet?
  2. I would probably get over that the second Sweeney’s helicopter landed on my new yacht.
  3. I know. Gerry Hamilton did a terrible job developing Ewers and Wingo. He should be ashamed of himself.
  4. “Be a better college football coach”
  5. I had forgotten about that. Was that Patel’s testimony? Something like “There is no Epstein list because he had no clients.” It would be nice if we had a press corps who didn’t act like a dog being fooled by pump fakes with a tennis ball.
  6. What the fuck are you talking about?
  7. America's Kids Got Singing
  8. You don't think 35-10 is a bad loss. After we lost to them twice last year.
  9. As they should. As we all should.
  10. Remember that time on The Office when Jim convinced Dwight on a Thursday that it was Friday?
  11. "Well the first thing the head coach needs to do is bring in someone to fix the offense, because it is completely broken. Oh, what's that you say? The head coach making $11 million a year is also the OC? Well, good luck with all that."
  12. Even the smallest disagreement over something gets him to bring out the RINO thing. From the ultimate RINO, as someone with zero actual convictions, and who ran as an (R) because that's the only way he could have any success at all.
  13. Just a reminder that Trump was elected president about a month AFTER that video came out. With 95% support or whatever from evangelicals.
  14. Not exactly what you want to hear after a game were we had negative 10 yards rushing once you remove the opening drive of the game.
  15. I am 100% certain that he tried to.
  16. Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?
  17. 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in one year. Didn't hit 20 points in any of those five losses.
  18. How many of those 10 are walk-ons who never play? Half?
  19. I count two starters, DeAndre Moore and Brandon Baker, from the west coast.
  20. It really is pretty much foolproof. Anytime Trump comes out and makes some weird allegation out of nowhere.... he's the one who is actually doing it.
  21. Y'all should offer helpful comments to your maga people like "Hey, do you know who was mentioned in Epstein's emails more than any other person on planet Earth? Donald Trump. I think they stopped counting somewhere around 2,000 times. Weird, huh."
  22. No shit. How about a "Oops, turns out I was supporting a raving lunatic this entire time".
  23. Yeah I heard that all the democrats got together and were like "Ok, we need something to distract everyone from all of the winning. What about if we go back in time and make Trump best friends with the world's most famous child sex trafficker? With our time machine we could also make him say all sorts of shit like 'well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old', make him sexually assault other women, etc. It's a foolproof plan." I gotta admit, it's one hell of a hoax they managed to pull off. Hell they even made Trump consider pardoning Epstein's accomplice, who is also a child sex trafficker and child rapist.
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