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Red Five

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  1. I’m just going to assume we’re gonna do our 10-17 points on offense thing. Which means if the defense plays a B level game and we have a blocked punt or something go against us, then yes we lose. Paul also had the depressing quote of the year: “If we can improve to below average on offense, we can win eight games.”
  2. Again, if impeachment is off the table for his daily Watergates, maybe dem “leadership” should explain why. Considering that is our only legitimate recourse outside of just waiting for him to keel over.
  3. To quote Clark Griswald, “Worse? How could it get any worse?” I find it completely implausible that Stroh straight up beat out Neto in fall practice.
  4. Please stop spamming various threads with random shit.
  5. He and Neto both are apparently not as good as what we're putting on the field.
  6. Chris Hayes said earlier that the White House hasn't been damaged like this since the War of 1812. Remember when Dotard promised that the construction of his Emperor's throne room wouldn't damage the White House?
  7. There was some game in 2010 where we were down like 7-3 at the end of the second quarter. The guys behind me had been screaming at the D and Muschamp all game up to that point. The D gave up a four yard rush or something and one guy yelled out "Get your head out of your ass Muschamp!", and I turned around and said "It's almost halftime and we've given up 60 yards of offense" (or whatever it was). His reply was "Yeah but we're losing". I think these people are just morons.
  8. This has always been a thing with certain portions of our fan base. When a badass defense is carrying a horrible offense, they immediately jump to shit all over the defense. Even in games where we were only competitive because of the defense (and Niblett, in this case). It's a brain chemistry thing for some people I guess that I will never understand.
  9. Taxpayer money.
  10. Uh huh. Because that’s the issue.
  11. To state the obvious, Trump does not own that property. What was needed in order to get this approved?
  12. I think my biggest sports pet peeve is when a really shitty offense continually puts a great defense in terrible positions. Like over the course of a season. And when the defense plays an A- game and the offense plays an F game, you have people wanting to bitch about the defense. Ultimately, btw, the defense will eventually break. Then things get really fun.
  13. We have one of the best defenses in the country, and they are keeping us from being a 4-8 type team.
  14. Oh Clinton had far closer ties huh. Did Epstein say there were best best best best friends? For 50 years?
  15. Oh. Well, good thing we were unsuccessful in killing him then I guess.
  16. I might rather Jaggerson replace Wingo at this point. Not that it would really matter.
  17. A healthy Mosley ate into McJags’ PT more than I would have thought.
  18. There was such closure with the main characters, they would have to go the True Detective route and start over. "Oh no, Tom is drinking again and he's struggling with his son and sad about his dead wife again!" wouldn't really work.
  19. He came in at RT against OU for a few plays when Goosby went out and they moved Baker over.
  20. All 11 starters on last year's team are either in the NFL now, or will be. Ewers was playing yesterday in Miami. Blue was playing for Dallas. Not to be too dramatic but I'm kind of thinking Sark is a straight up fraud. That 100% NFL offense was struggling to score points against mediocre defenses. Ewers looked unplayable for much of the year but he's getting NFL snaps as a rookie?
  21. Judging by what I have seen on the field, he has no fucking clue what to do right now.
  22. Sure will be fun when we’re 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in a calendar year. That’s quite the accomplishment.
  23. We’re 79th nationally in total offense. If I counted right, 9th in the state of Texas. 70 spots behind Texas State and also behind UTSA and North Texas.
  24. Sherman was smoke in that office sketch where Padilla was having orgasms, for some reason, after farting.
  25. I think I’ll join a gang. That seems like a real carefree, non-stressful life to live. Just makes you feel happy and good about the world, you know?
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