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Red Five

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  1. Not exactly what you want to hear after a game were we had negative 10 yards rushing once you remove the opening drive of the game.
  2. I am 100% certain that he tried to.
  3. Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?
  4. 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in one year. Didn't hit 20 points in any of those five losses.
  5. How many of those 10 are walk-ons who never play? Half?
  6. I count two starters, DeAndre Moore and Brandon Baker, from the west coast.
  7. It really is pretty much foolproof. Anytime Trump comes out and makes some weird allegation out of nowhere.... he's the one who is actually doing it.
  8. Y'all should offer helpful comments to your maga people like "Hey, do you know who was mentioned in Epstein's emails more than any other person on planet Earth? Donald Trump. I think they stopped counting somewhere around 2,000 times. Weird, huh."
  9. No shit. How about a "Oops, turns out I was supporting a raving lunatic this entire time".
  10. Yeah I heard that all the democrats got together and were like "Ok, we need something to distract everyone from all of the winning. What about if we go back in time and make Trump best friends with the world's most famous child sex trafficker? With our time machine we could also make him say all sorts of shit like 'well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old', make him sexually assault other women, etc. It's a foolproof plan." I gotta admit, it's one hell of a hoax they managed to pull off. Hell they even made Trump consider pardoning Epstein's accomplice, who is also a child sex trafficker and child rapist.
  11. Nice alien RNA helper girl: "Holy fucking shit dude! That's the sickest shit I've ever heard in my life. How would you even fit that in.....well, it doesn't matter I guess. We'll get right on that for you, perv."
  12. That's a smooth 3 of 22 combined from Mark, Pope, and Weaver. Good thing we were playing the Kansas City Hoo Hahs or whatever they were.
  13. "So, y'all just won't say no to any request, huh? To the extent that you would deliver a nuclear weapon to my house? Well, I've got some ideas..... (cracks knuckles)"
  14. This is a pretty bizarre post, Bill.
  15. I had to google this but apparently Massie's first wife passed away in June of 2024. And sure Dotard has been married three times and has cheated on all of them, but sure go right ahead and talk shit. Piece of human garbage.
  16. Jesus Christ.
  17. As comical as this has all become, we really shouldn't lose sight of the fact that yet again the President just ordered the DOJ to investigate people and the DOJ said "Yes sir! We're on it!". The fact that it's over this and that's it's just another attempt to cover up child rape just makes it even worse.
  18. Still no Espns or ABC on my YTTV...
  19. I seriously can't believe how stupid this has become. The guy mentioned in Epstein's emails more than any other person on the planet is now the president, and is doing everything in his power to cover everything up. And today he publicly ordered his AG to "investigate" Epstein, like this is some new idea. While they continue to do everything possible to cover up the president's child raping activities. This is like a small child whose face is covered in chocolate and is holding an empty cake bowl going "um I think the dog did it", and tens of millions of people believing it.
  20. How weird.... of all the names in the world, his is the one mentioned most? Huh. So strange.
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