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  1. Red Five
    "Child care is child care." (wild applause)
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    Trivia: Chevy memorized the lyrics to the song on the cab ride over, and did this in one take.
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    Subtext being, obviously, "Well it's destroyed, so might as well just give it all to Russia now!".
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    Trump said today that Ukraine is completely destroyed, and that it will take centuries to rebuild it. Also, every nation on Earth could pool their money together, and it wouldn't be enough to rebuild Ukraine.
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    The least self-aware people on the planet. How many Fox interviews has Dotard done since the summer of 2015?
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    Ok first of all, Trump and Vance are not our "President and VP"....
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    I'm sure a lot of illegal aliens are reading/answering Dotard emails.
  8. Red Five
    Lobster would be great. Thanks.
  9. Red Five
    Great! I'm sure everyone is excited at how Biden/Harris turned around the absolute dumpster fire left from the Trump administration. Oh what's that....?
  10. Red Five
    "Are you extremely motivated?" "Hell yes I am!" "Are you extremely/very motivated?" "Nah not really."
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    Millions of people have listened to Rush/watched Fox for decades now, and their brains have been turned upside down. If Jesus Christ returned to Earth and was the democratic nominee, and Satan rose from hell and was the republican nominee, tens of millions of "Christians" would say "Well I'm no fan of the dark lord, that's for sure, but I'm not voting for a democrat, even if it is Jesus. I guess I'll just hold my nose and vote for Satan. I'm voting for the policies, not the person, after all." "But Satan is promising to end every life on Earth, in very painful ways." "Still better than a democrat."
  12. Red Five
    What now?
  13. Red Five
    I hope those gentlemen were able to find low carb/keto options for their meals.
  14. Red Five
    Pretty much what I did.
  15. Red Five
    Almost a ripoff of Tony Soprano.
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    It was a minor story for a few minutes yesterday. Already forgotten (would be the biggest gaffe by a democratic presidential candidate since the time Howard Dean made a funny noise and dropped out in disgrace).
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    I know it’s played to death, but imagine for a moment what would happen if Harris stood in front of a microphone and said that people who criticize Biden or her or whoever, that those people should be put in jail. I mean seriously think about what the result of that would be. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that she might be replaced on the ticket. It would be, at the least, the biggest story of the campaign until November. Just another crazy thing Trump says, though. Move right along until the next one. It’s probably already forgotten.
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    “Do you commit to not killing your wife?” “Of course, if she doesn’t do something that means she has it coming, yes of course I commit to not killing her.”
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    He is now consistently giving answers to questions that he wasn't asked. "Hey, economists think your stupid tariffs plan is nuts and will sink our economy." "Why yes, I have slimmed down some. 5-10 lbs. Great question and thanks for noticing."
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    I don't think any VP pick ever has had that kind of impact.
  21. Red Five
    Might be round 1, pick 1.
  22. Red Five
    About Schmidt was a really good movie.
  23. Red Five
    That is incredibly depressing.
  24. Red Five
    Texas 49 MSU 13 501 total yards
  25. Red Five
    Like a football game where points don't matter. Only the number of field goals or something. ULM 1, Texas 0. Better luck next time Texas.

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