Everything posted by Red Five
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
We made this person president.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I don't know guys, I'm starting to think the guy who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years and went on the Howard Stern show and answered "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old" when asked how young he would go..... just might have been involved in some child rape. Maybe we shouldn't have made him president I guess. Oh well, hindsight's 20-20.
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2026 TE Charlie Jilek
Yeah after watching his tape I am perfectly fine with the offer.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Biggest Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume ever.
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Trump’s America
I guess the President, the Attorney General, and the FBI Director dragged Boobert into the Situation Room to discuss this hoax for hours. They're not even trying anymore. I half expect Mike Johnson and crew to just start saying "insert lie here". Might as well. The vast majority of the time they wouldn't even be questioned on it.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Why are you parsing the words of a girl who was a victim of child sex trafficking and is now dead?
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Trump’s America
I don't know if this is true, but I heard yesterday that of the recently released emails from Epstein's estate, Trump is mentioned by name over 1000 times. Hell they reportedly had a team of FBI agents combing through everything and flagging every mention of Trump. A team of agents, working around the clock, in shifts, etc. Democrat hoax!
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Trump’s America
One of the Pod Save America guys said last week something like "It's just really depressing to know that Trump could announce tomorrow that he is bombing US cities he doesn't like, and his approval ratings wouldn't drop below 35%."
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Betty White with some solid material.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I honestly don't really understand her point. Like if someone said "Losing 42-3 in football isn't really a blowout. 77-0 is a blowout." Well, they both are. I guess one is technically worse than the other, but aiming to pick up 13-15 year-olds as a strategy is most definitely pedophilia.
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McConaughey for Governor? Alright Alright Alright
Um, you promise? That would be a big step up.
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Favorite TV side character
The latter, I think. Henri from Cheers.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
30 Rock shut it down gif. Maybe the simulation would reset itself at that point. Like in that documentary that was one of the Matrix sequels.
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John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
MTG is the new Fetterman who was the new Manchin.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Whoever the show-runner is now will probably conclude the series that way in the big finale.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
He also said “Even if this were to somehow pass, the DOJ still might just not release anything damaging to Trump.” oh. Bucket of cold water, that dude.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
The promotional materials for this show are all just a picture of Seehorn screaming. We’ll probably see a lot of that.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Correspondent dude on MSNBC just now was like “Yeah this isn’t passing the senate and they won’t overturn Trump’s veto even if it did, so this is all over nothing.” oh.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
We're going to hear sometime soon, "What are children, if not young adults? If they can drive a car then why can't they have sex?". We're going to see some truly awful stuff I'm afraid.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
About six months ago I said something about how a decent percentage of maga would suddenly become very comfortable with child rape if the files were to ever be released. I got a bunch of “Dude. Not cool” replies. We all on the same page now?
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Fucking seriously? “Ok we finally got the 218 signatures! Now, all we need is for Donald Trump, JD Vance, Mike Johnson, and Pam Bondi to all sign off to release the files and we’re there!”
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Um yeah we sure about that? I mean, it would explain a lot.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I’m no expert, but I would think being really, really, super famously…. like more so than anyone ever… into “young teens” would qualify you for pedo status. But that’s just me.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Is his name Mike Johnson?