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Red Five

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  1. I liked the movie, but I don’t think that someone not finding Happy Gilmore 2 to be funny means that they need to learn how to laugh, to loosen up, etc. Maybe they just don’t like it.
  2. That means someone shot a 68. That's his thing... he finds the low score and then makes his lower.
  3. Thank Christ. That is how anyone with a microphone and a camera on them should respond. Every time. Probably should have started 10 years ago.
  4. Obama even said while still president that they didn't alter votes. They are accusing him of committing treason for attempting to protect our elections. While the current guy in charge tried to destroy them back in 2020. Peak upside down world.
  5. Best I can tell, Obama is at fault for not putting the breaks on the investigation into whether Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Even though they did 100% objectively interfere in the election and various Russians have said out loud that they did, because they wanted Trump to win. You know, treason. Punishable by death. Normal stuff.
  6. Committing in the summer, you say? Well to that I say.... I Heard a Rumor that he might.
  7. IT: 2026 tight end Keawe Browne has officially re-opened his recruitment, moving on from a silent commitment to Texas. Sources told Inside Texas that Browne had a great official visit earlier this summer and was trending toward a possible commitment. Predictions were in place for Texas, but Browne never went public with his decision. The Longhorns asked him to postpone an announcement while they sorted out roster numbers for the 2026 class and navigated NIL structures.
  8. I liked the subtle mea culpa at the end. Next time just skip to that part and not argue something ridiculous.
  9. You pick the weirdest shit. Last year we weren't favored to win the NC. Last year we weren't favored to win the SEC. Last year we didn't have the face of college football at QB. The hype definitely feels on a different level.
  10. And scored correctly. On a tough course he may not break 100.
  11. Feels like a different level. Which makes sense because we may start #1, with the Heisman favorite.
  12. As Bobby Burton pointed out his morning, Matthew Golden still had to beat out Johntay Cook in August 2024, as hilarious as that reads now.
  13. Man, that's scary. I truly hope that he's ok and lives a long happy life. (appropriately sized pause) So, who do we want?
  14. Is there anything more to this bizarre windmill infatuation than Dotard just finding them ugly?
  15. I'm actually pretty shocked they didn't just do this first. Release the parts that have nothing to do with Dotard.
  16. Cruel Summer is the best Bananarama song and #2 isn’t particularly close.
  17. I too was confused why he didn't go into more detail on the Mosley vs. McCutcheon battle that will take place to determine the fourth WR, after the very obvious top three.
  18. I don't think Kyle is going to win that race. Which will mean he'll be unemployed himself.
  19. This is how this always happens. By next week the polling will be 40/60 on whether a child sex trafficker should be set free. Then he'll do it, and by the next week everyone will have forgotten about it and we'll be on to the next horrific thing. "Mike Johnson, do you think Trump should make the US military use the Statue of Liberty as target practice, as he has proposed....?"
  20. You will definitely be in the minority here. The first half was amazing. The second half was meh.
  21. "probably illegally"
  22. I feel like you're making my point for me. They were friends for years. Everyone knows this and no one disputes it. Well I guess Trump might, but who knows what he's saying or disputing on any given day. And yeah, we already know exactly what is in the letter and the drawing.
  23. If it's for "See! They were friends. Look how creepy this looks" purposes I'm going to lose my mind.
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