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Red Five

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  1. Someone around here thinks Fight Club is the worst movie ever made. That's always been one of my favorite all-time message board takes. Blues Brothers 2000 is always a solid answer. A terrible, unwatchable movie its own right that shits all over a classic, and Belushi.
  2. I can't believe Neto waited his turn for four years and got beat out by Connor Stroh.
  3. (Frakes had a bad back, which is why he sat down like that) I mean... football! beer.
  4. Remember that time Ryan Day became Captain of the Enterprise when Picard was captured by the Borg?
  5. We're fans. We can do whatever we want.
  6. The Pod Save America guys ran down the list this week of all the shit they've done in the last eight months to completely destroy public health. From the CDC, to the vaccine shit, to pulling all sorts of cancer funding, to gutting the agencies that attempt to prevent pandemics, to the ones that keep diseases like ebola away.... and there were more I'm blanking on. The only reasonable takeaway is that they are trying to kill as many people as possible.
  7. After a rewatch of last season I was less impressed than I was the first time around. The stuff he does well, we have other dudes who can also do that. The stuff he does poorly, is stuff we can't have RBs doing poorly and get PT. Maybe he's improved on all that, but if so we haven't heard anything on it.
  8. I got hammered by a few people when I suggested this would happen, about three months ago. "No no Red Five, that's a line that even the dotardarians won't cross!".
  9. The vast percentage of his idiot supporters don't seem to know it. Even though my dog can follow the logic train there. "Well yeah they were friends for about 15 years and they hung out all the time and yeah Trump was told he's in the files.... but why won't he release them?? Must be covering for Bill Clinton and Tom Hanks."
  10. Lowering prices was like half his fucking campaign. In fact he promised to do it on day one. In retrospect, he should have promised to end everything bad in the world on day one. Famine, diseases, all gone. He would have picked up more votes, and his voters don't hold it against him when it doesn't happen. Like when he didn't release the Epstein files because he didn't want to be outed as a child rapist.
  11. Oh god, Vance's VP pick. I hadn't considered that. Don Jr.?
  12. “We just have to trust the most untrustworthy person in the history of planet Earth.”
  13. Nothing will change overnight but Trump dying is the first step.
  14. Thanks Pete. Didn't know we'd need a third receiver in this game.
  15. This post actually changed my mood. If you care at all about the Texas football team you will either edit this post or delete it.
  16. November 2025: "Trump's destruction of the Statue of Liberty, and his campaign of violence against children and puppies, combined with the leaked video of him saying he wants to destroy America while pissing on the Constitution, has caused his poll numbers with republicans to drop (83-10 approve/don't approve)."
  17. That was a pass from Manning too. You can tell because Wingo is downfield catching the ball and running after the catch.
  18. I blame autocorrect. On my desktop.
  19. If he's really dying, what we need is for someone to get in his ear and tell him that the only way into heaven is to do a sit-down televised interview where he confesses all of his sins. "And then, Jeffrey Epstein and I took the girls in the back, and...." "You know, when it was first proposed to me to fake an assassination attempt, I was skeptical, but then...." "Of course I lost the 2020 election. I lost it badly. You'd have to be a complete imbecile to think otherwise...."
  20. Well first of all, slower please, I'm almost there. But next, I kind of feel like if that info was out there we would have heard about whatever his condition is already. But with this crew who knows. That diagnosis may have come from JFK Jr.
  21. She's not exactly gorgeous but man that's still pretty mean.
  22. It's not hard to imagine a covid-like event happening sometime in the next 3.5 years and RFK Jr. being responsible for millions of deaths.
  23. Aren't we all?
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