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  1. Red Five
    "Alright, time to get pumped up for 12 hours of college football!!" "... and here are 29 pictures of little Bobby in the hospital, as he was dying from AIDS cancer...." "Woo hoo! Let's go baby!"
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    I guess there are no flex scheduling options, but to not have #1 Texas with a Manning making his first start on actual tv is just amazing.
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    This feels like a challenge to see how long Cheryl Hines will stick around. It's been getting increasingly ridiculous for awhile now. The next one will be that he actually had sex with the bear.
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    More: "We don't get that on our tv, but we can probably find it on the iPad."
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    Oh good, who's dying/sick this week? I'm sure they wouldn't do it if it didn't get eyeballs, but this is typically where I switch over to Fox.
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    We need a separate thread for conversations with parents about how to watch this game. "It's on the espn app." "I don't have that. Do I need to subscribe to it?"
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    I watched about five minutes of this last night. Stephens think democrats shouldn't talk about Trump in terms like "danger to democracy" or "wannabe autocrat" because it will upset Dotardarians.
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    Can't believe we got a Chance Mock reference on Gameday in 2024.
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    YOU WILL NO LONGER BE THINKING ABOUT ABORTION
  11. Red Five
    Thanks man. Owe you one.
  12. Red Five
    Yes. I believe they added to Biden's total.
  13. Red Five
    Man, wait until they hear what Trump did. They’re gonna be so pissed!
  14. Red Five
    Robinson using the Eddie Murphy “wasn’t me” defense is hilarious. “But that’s the same username you used elsewhere, and your email was attached to it, and the language was identical to your Facebook posts, and…..” “Wasn’t me.”
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    He’s either 1) Lying through his teeth, which of course he is, or 2) Shockingly uninformed with no business being on air talking about politics. Which is it, morons? (not y’all)
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    Jesse Watters said yesterday on air that he has never heard of Mark Robinson. Tens of millions of Americans take this horseshit as gospel.
  17. Red Five
    A reporter asked that lovely crew a question about Trump they didn't like, I think. It was right after Johnson became Speaker.
  18. Red Five
    I actually know what you mean. I've been under the impression this entire time that Trump is a man, and we just now learn that he's also white. WTF? How can that be?
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    holy fuck
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    I've been saying this entire time that he's running a perfect campaign.
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    Imagine Harris talking about some crazy white dude running for governor somewhere. And she, seriously, says "I think he's better than George Washington".
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    "I think you're better than Martin Luther King Jr." Such a Dotard way to say something nice about someone. Well he's black, so I'll just say that he's "better" than MLK.
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    OMG. Every accusation is a confession. I'm being completely serious.
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    Is it too late for them to get Mack Brown's name on the ballot?
  25. Red Five
    You see, the left is SO EVIL, that it doesn't matter how evil team (R) is. That's the fun part. There could be verified video of Trump and Vance murdering children and laughing while they do it, and the vast majority of their supporters would say "Still better than voting for a democrat!".

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