Everything posted by Red Five
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Hey I don’t shit all over your goals.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Well everything you have said recently is so measured and concise, it's hard to believe anyone could be confused.
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Trump’s America
"King Trump" on the plane.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
When you account for the opponent, it's our worst offensive performance since the 59 yards against Arkansas. Wait, were those two games back to back, separated by an offseason? Holy shit, Shawn Watson ladies and gentlemen.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
This is a good point. 16 offensive points in our last two games (some gifted from defense and special teams, one game including an overtime period, etc) and ZERO turnovers. That's really amazing.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Well, that's correct, but just not in the way they probably meant it.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It's a tad bit more complicated than that.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
The defense that carries an offense throughout the season eventually crumbles.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
That's weird. The leaders of the republican party assured us that these were Hate America rallies that would be nothing but riots and looting and burning cars and shit. So strange.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
We could do this all day. It's a horrific combo right now.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
And there is no game plan for an OL that can't pass or run block. When you combine them you get an offense that scores 14 PPG against real college football teams (13 if you remove the TD that was gifted from the Niblett return).
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It feels like the two seasons should be reversed. Like he's not only regressed, but it's like watching a first or second year QB vs an upperclassman.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route.
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Fire Kyle Flood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Drevno
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Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
Honest question: Are you sure you are watching Texas games?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It's funny that people were talking after the OU game how Arch had turned it around. Yeah he threw for 160 yards. He didn't play bad, but he was just a bus driver and didn't have many of those WTF misses. Which, is probably pretty similar to what we would get from Caldwell if we made the switch.
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The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
There have been 3-4 games where I've looked at the game clock and said some variation of "Jesus, there's still 12 more minutes of this?". The offense is really just hard to watch.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I remember bitching a few games ago how our entire offense was Arch trying to heave it deep. Pretty sure we haven't attempted a pass longer than about 20 yards since the Florida game. I don't think Sark has any idea what he wants this offense to be.
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The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
This defense is probably better. That offense was probably better.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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All things SNL
I haven’t watched, but they had a skit set in a restaurant? Huh, that’s weird.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
That would be pathetic enough, if you meant Niblett on offense. Our offense was punt returns.
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Hey man, our offense tonight was Niblett on returns and Shipley. This is not the time to bitch about special teams.
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Texas O-line talk
Robertson is not an upgrade over Hutson. It is unfathomable how we have this much dead weight on the OL.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN