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Red Five

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  1. If he releases a child predator because the child predator freed him of accusations of fucking children, he should 100% be impeached and removed from office ASAP. Granted there is a 0% chance of that happening, but we shouldn't stop saying it.
  2. Assuming both will still line up to vote for him in 2028.
  3. We used to actually worry about that sort of thing. But we also used to not elect lifelong conmen who are convicted felons and sex offenders.
  4. That's Marcos Jr. right?
  5. Chris Hayes had a funny sentence a few minutes ago. Something like "Pam Bondi promised to release the Epstein files, then she informed President Trump that he's in the files, then they decided to not release the files." Gosh, I just can't put this riddle together.
  6. It should have been explained to Santi in very clear terms that you do not change your caddy in the middle of a round just for the hell of it. You’re not six years old. Hang out with daddy later. But it would be a much different show if everyone treated that shithead as he should be treated.
  7. They needed a thousand FBI agents to get rid of errrrrrr I mean, to flag all of the mentions of Trump in the Epstein files. C’mon Dotardarians, I feel like some of you are getting close to putting 1 + 1 together here….
  8. “Ok Sark, here’s the plan: We’re going to fake a shooting so that Chase Calicut gets arrested. How’s that sound?”
  9. Colbert Report was just so much better than The Late Show. Too bad they couldn’t incorporate that character.
  10. Or 100% of attendees hanging on what happens on a meaningless 18th hole when Santi was down 8 shots. They all celebrated like he had just won The Masters.
  11. I saw James Comer rule out that very obvious possibility today. Something like “Yeah we’re not offering immunity to a child sex trafficker.” Well, yeah, you certainly wouldn’t think so. Would you.
  12. This is interesting to me. I didn’t think it felt like a Superman movie at all. To me it was more Guardians or Fantastic Four in tone. I mean Lois Lane found Superman in a “pocket universe” in like five minutes. And Lex Luthor had an army of monkeys.
  13. This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire. If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.
  14. It is truly a blessing that he doesn’t remember Hudson Hawk. The lord works in mysterious ways.
  15. It's just like walking in on a five year-old with cake in his hands and all over his face, and watching him go "The dog did it". Zero difference.
  16. Dotard today: "It was all Obama. It all came from him. It was all his idea. Also, he got it from Hillary." This is all just so fucking humiliating.
  17. Essentially, “this was too deranged to be ignored and required a response.”
  18. I don’t know, I’d say Friends is rated fairly accurately. It’s not like there’s a big Sopranos vs Breaking Bad vs Friends discussion happening anywhere right now. It was a pretty good show for the most part that fell off towards the end and limped to the conclusion.
  19. These people do not live in reality as we know it. It could very well be real.
  20. I don’t think he’s thinking that far ahead. He’s panicking, and hopefully it’s kept to just this stupid bullshit that makes no sense, rather than say starting a war or unloading some nukes.
  21. Seems kind of quaint now. “That’s it??”
  22. Yeah today Dotard was asked a question about Epstein, and like 10 seconds later he was accusing Obama of committing treason. Just for fun, imagine Biden being asked a question about Hunter or something and a short while later he’s talking about putting George W. Bush in jail. It would probably have largely been ignored as this has been.
  23. Some of his base would become pro-pedophile. Most of the rest would mumble mumble mumble and then go away. Six months from now his approval rating would still be about 42%.
  24. Well he did say last night that the gloves are off and told Trump to go fuck himself.
  25. "I try to follow scripture."
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