Everything posted by Red Five
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Texas O-line talk
He came in at RT against OU for a few plays when Goosby went out and they moved Baker over.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
All 11 starters on last year's team are either in the NFL now, or will be. Ewers was playing yesterday in Miami. Blue was playing for Dallas. Not to be too dramatic but I'm kind of thinking Sark is a straight up fraud. That 100% NFL offense was struggling to score points against mediocre defenses. Ewers looked unplayable for much of the year but he's getting NFL snaps as a rookie?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Judging by what I have seen on the field, he has no fucking clue what to do right now.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Sure will be fun when we’re 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in a calendar year. That’s quite the accomplishment.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We’re 79th nationally in total offense. If I counted right, 9th in the state of Texas. 70 spots behind Texas State and also behind UTSA and North Texas.
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All things SNL
Sherman was smoke in that office sketch where Padilla was having orgasms, for some reason, after farting.
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Task (HBO)
I think I’ll join a gang. That seems like a real carefree, non-stressful life to live. Just makes you feel happy and good about the world, you know?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Nick Townsend gets after it.
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Texas O-line talk
C and LG have been absolutely killing us all season. The other three are alright, and we'd be decent overall with even mediocre play at those two spots. Oh well, shoot for the stars.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
It's almost like we're talking about the generally good people vs pieces of shit.
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Trump’s America
President Trump posting a video of him in a King Trump airplane dropping shit over Americans just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how unprofessional Obama was that time he took off his suit jacket in the Oval Office.
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Trump’s America
This is not really an original thought, but I've spent the last year plus trying to figure out how I keep relationships with the Dotardarians in my life. Recently, I have shifted to "how many of them can I remove from my life and how fast can I do it". It's just not feasible at this point to remain friendly with anyone who still supports this. In the same way I could never be friendly with an actual nazi or member of the KKK.
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All things SNL
So you're telling me that in addition to a restaurant skit, there was a skit where Marcello screams at the top of his lungs while making stupid faces? Huh.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Needs to replace the Will Arnett "Hello darkness my old friend" gif.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Hey I don’t shit all over your goals.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Well everything you have said recently is so measured and concise, it's hard to believe anyone could be confused.
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Trump’s America
"King Trump" on the plane.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
When you account for the opponent, it's our worst offensive performance since the 59 yards against Arkansas. Wait, were those two games back to back, separated by an offseason? Holy shit, Shawn Watson ladies and gentlemen.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
This is a good point. 16 offensive points in our last two games (some gifted from defense and special teams, one game including an overtime period, etc) and ZERO turnovers. That's really amazing.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Well, that's correct, but just not in the way they probably meant it.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It's a tad bit more complicated than that.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
The defense that carries an offense throughout the season eventually crumbles.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
That's weird. The leaders of the republican party assured us that these were Hate America rallies that would be nothing but riots and looting and burning cars and shit. So strange.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
We could do this all day. It's a horrific combo right now.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
And there is no game plan for an OL that can't pass or run block. When you combine them you get an offense that scores 14 PPG against real college football teams (13 if you remove the TD that was gifted from the Niblett return).