Everything posted by Red Five
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Texas O-line talk
C and LG have been absolutely killing us all season. The other three are alright, and we'd be decent overall with even mediocre play at those two spots. Oh well, shoot for the stars.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
It's almost like we're talking about the generally good people vs pieces of shit.
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Trump’s America
President Trump posting a video of him in a King Trump airplane dropping shit over Americans just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how unprofessional Obama was that time he took off his suit jacket in the Oval Office.
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Trump’s America
This is not really an original thought, but I've spent the last year plus trying to figure out how I keep relationships with the Dotardarians in my life. Recently, I have shifted to "how many of them can I remove from my life and how fast can I do it". It's just not feasible at this point to remain friendly with anyone who still supports this. In the same way I could never be friendly with an actual nazi or member of the KKK.
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All things SNL
So you're telling me that in addition to a restaurant skit, there was a skit where Marcello screams at the top of his lungs while making stupid faces? Huh.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Needs to replace the Will Arnett "Hello darkness my old friend" gif.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Hey I don’t shit all over your goals.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Well everything you have said recently is so measured and concise, it's hard to believe anyone could be confused.
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Trump’s America
"King Trump" on the plane.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
When you account for the opponent, it's our worst offensive performance since the 59 yards against Arkansas. Wait, were those two games back to back, separated by an offseason? Holy shit, Shawn Watson ladies and gentlemen.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
This is a good point. 16 offensive points in our last two games (some gifted from defense and special teams, one game including an overtime period, etc) and ZERO turnovers. That's really amazing.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
Well, that's correct, but just not in the way they probably meant it.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It's a tad bit more complicated than that.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
The defense that carries an offense throughout the season eventually crumbles.
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It’s Time for Organized Resistance
That's weird. The leaders of the republican party assured us that these were Hate America rallies that would be nothing but riots and looting and burning cars and shit. So strange.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
We could do this all day. It's a horrific combo right now.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
And there is no game plan for an OL that can't pass or run block. When you combine them you get an offense that scores 14 PPG against real college football teams (13 if you remove the TD that was gifted from the Niblett return).
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It feels like the two seasons should be reversed. Like he's not only regressed, but it's like watching a first or second year QB vs an upperclassman.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route.
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Fire Kyle Flood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Drevno
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Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
Honest question: Are you sure you are watching Texas games?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It's funny that people were talking after the OU game how Arch had turned it around. Yeah he threw for 160 yards. He didn't play bad, but he was just a bus driver and didn't have many of those WTF misses. Which, is probably pretty similar to what we would get from Caldwell if we made the switch.
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The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
There have been 3-4 games where I've looked at the game clock and said some variation of "Jesus, there's still 12 more minutes of this?". The offense is really just hard to watch.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I remember bitching a few games ago how our entire offense was Arch trying to heave it deep. Pretty sure we haven't attempted a pass longer than about 20 yards since the Florida game. I don't think Sark has any idea what he wants this offense to be.
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The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
This defense is probably better. That offense was probably better.