Everything posted by Red Five
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All things SNL
Jesus. I would imagine that my hell would be watching those two attempt comedy together.
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Texas O-line talk
The OL played well enough to allow our offense to score 16 points against a good defense. Which is basically about where we were the second half of last season. Which is... ok? It's a big improvement but we're not winning any championships of any kind like this. Brooks is already a monster upgrade over Stroh, which makes me wonder what our coaches were watching not only the entire first half of the season but also in practice every day going back to July. Now we need a similar upgrade over Hutson in order to go from "competent" to "good".
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All things SNL
I thought so too. Also, where did Poehler's tits come from? I don't think I looked at her face once during the monologue. She used to be flat as a board - Is that natural weight gain or purchased?
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2025 State Fair
I read virtually none of this thread so this will probably be an unoriginal thought: How many millions spent in renovations and no working water fountains (section 116), sinks not working in the men's restroom, and a river of piss/water in said restroom. If the water fountain thing is intentional in order to sell more waters, that's pretty fucking dangerous.
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Texas O-line talk
"Not being consistent" implies that Neto can play at a decent level at least some of the time, which bares out with what my eyes have seen. Being relegated to third-team after being the assumed starter the entire offseason makes no sense.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I noticed that not too long after the Ohio State game started, and it hasn't really improved through the next four games. Outside of getting over on those fucking sons of bitches from Sam Houston State, of course. Pretty fired up there.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Crazy to think that in a few days the season will be half over, and we could be 0-3 in our three P4 games. Of course that won't happen because we're gonna do inhumane things to those troglodytes in the Cotton Bowl. But still.
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Trump’s America
We're really screwed. Oh well, eggs were a little too expensive.
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Netflix Recommendations
I can only assume it was due to naughty filthy sexual shenanigans and if it wasn't don't tell me.
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Trump’s America
No one has because it's illegal. Or, used to be anyway. They would have been removed from office and prosecuted.
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Trump’s America
So what happens in a month or a year, when Trump is watching SNL and doesn't like a joke, and tells Pam Bondi to arrest Lorne Michaels? And then she does. "Inciting violence" or "treason" or whatever. It doesn't matter, just like the charges against Comey and James don't matter. They are fabrications. At some point, soon, that will be met with shrugs. And not just with the maga folks. "Well, the president wanted him arrested, so he was arrested. That's how it is in this country." How soon do we get to that point?
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Trump’s America
Then we need daily explanations why they aren't even attempting to impeach a president who is doing daily Watergates. And now that the SC has given Trump the ability to commit crimes, what else is there besides impeachment?
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Trump’s America
So the president sent a private message (so he thought) to his AG, directing her to prosecute his enemies. And basically said "I don't care if there isn't evidence, I want them in jail, for revenge!". And there is zero movement for impeachment, unless I have missed it. If you're not going to impeach for this, then everyone with a (D) next to their name needs to be explaining why not. Like, constantly. Because he's committing impeachable acts every day, and we're approaching a period, if we're not already there, where a large percentage of our population thinks it is normal for the president to do Watergate stuff every day. I don't know, maybe a coordinated message saying, if nothing else, "THIS ISN'T NORMAL. PLEASE DON'T FORGET THAT".
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Netflix Recommendations
Related to Peri?
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Trump’s America
So they decided Antifa is bad, which means anti-fascism is bad, which means fascism is now good? Do I have this about right?
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Trump’s America
Antifa is an ideology, Phil. This is no different than if an AG under a democratic president said “Yeah we’re gonna be killing conservatives.”
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Texas O-line talk
Per both OTF and IT, Nick Brooks is starting at LG. I’m really hoping whatever we were asking him to do last weekend is simplified down to “block the man in front of you”.
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Trump’s America
Just saying and doing things daily that would have ended any other presidency. Just today we get trying to stop peaceful protests and saying “we took away free speech”. And it’s not like he ran on “restoring free speech” or anything. This would be like a democrat president doing everything possible to take away everyone’s healthcare. And saying out loud “I’m trying to take away healthcare from as many people as possible”.
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Trump’s America
Obama just never showed the kind of grace we see from our current president.
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Donald Trump “has plenary authority”
It’s really weird how all these freaks won’t stop screaming about the powers of the president…. when a Republican is in office. They’re pretty fucking quiet about the whole thing when it’s a democrat. Pretty weird.
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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$9.95 worth every penny
Burton up a post today chastising the OTF board for fighting amongst each other. That’s the most polite Texas message board in existence. Way way too much so, for my tastes. Maybe he’s looking for the world’s first 100% peaceful sports message board.
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think we all understand where the buck stops. The context was diagnosing the issues within the offense.