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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
- Trump’s America
Yeah but with something called "groceries", and who knows what the fuck that means.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm not going to quote you because of the large number of people who have you on ignore. But who is this JAG you're talking about? But, point being, you said our QB roster is "beyond dire". Next year is Arch Manning, KJ Lacey, and Dia Bell. So I don't really know what to tell you there. But, I can remember when we had an actual dire situation at QB, and our response was to bring in Kai Locksley.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Next year, two of our three QBs will have been the top QB in their class. And the other is KJ Lacey. I think we're doing ok there.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I still can't believe we were going after more edges, considering what that room looks like and that we already had landed Brad Spence. But OL? Nah, good there. "We're clearly in an outstanding position with Hutson and Neto, but god forbid something happen to one of them, not to worry, as we have Connor Stroh waiting in the wings. An embarrassment of riches, to be sure."- ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
whoops- Another second amendment patriot successfully defends himself from....a brown person who knocked on the wrong door
I dunno. Sort of seems more like straight up murder to me.- Trump’s America
At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started.- Trump’s America
Every now and then someone random is accepting an award or something, and they’ll say “I think we should aspire to be good people” or something. And they’ll get fucking hammered by the ghouls on the right. Like that priest who begged Trump to be merciful to the poor and weak. Yeah she got death threats. Imagine that being your “team”. The ones who pitch a fit at suggestions like “we should treat people well”. Seems like it should be a tipoff to a lot of people.- Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
Before absorbing all that dark side energy.- Election Day 2025
(the citizens of Gotham slowly realizing that putting The Joker in charge of everything probably wasn't the greatest idea. Turns out, he's not doing anything he promised and in fact is just stealing everyone's money. Who could have known.)- Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.
Well, we got the "she's gonna be big" part right.- Trump’s America
"I don't want to hear about affordability." -Dotard, 10 months after inauguration, after running on precisely that. Back in the before times, that would have been something that we used to call "An enormous motherfucking gaffe" and a beautiful hand-wrapped gift to democrats.- Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
How on Earth did this not happen sometime around September of 2024?- Trump’s America
We've all grown so accustomed to Trump lying every time he opens his mouth, that he can stand in front of cameras and say that his poll numbers are the best ever, and that he ended inflation and eight wars, and no one bats an eye. Like, a president being caught in a huge lie used to be a thing. I swear I remember it. But we just expect Trump to lie now, so he does it like that above, and everyone just goes "uh huh" and moves on. It would be fascinating if it weren't so horrific.- Trump’s America
That’s his “someone is getting attention and it isn’t me” face.- Trump’s America
Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really.- Trump’s America
I like how RFK Jr. used his years of accumulated medical knowledge to nope the fuck out of that room ASAP.- Miss Piggy getting her own flick
Ah yes. This is embarrassing. Christ, they went to England, not New York.- Miss Piggy getting her own flick
It is, right? Even as a kid I was like "Damn this is actually really fucking good. Charles Grodin is amazing."- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
"Coach Sarkisian, we have an idea. Now, you're going to think this sounds insane, but you're just gonna have to trust us...."- Trump’s America
"We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Berymon has "decommitted", officially I suppose.- Texas vs Duke from Charlotte- 7:45pm on ESPN
- Trump’s America
I'm sure Christians wouldn't mind at all being painted with that broad of a brush. "Hey you're a Christian, just like Donald Trump claims to be. So I can only assume that you are also a lifelong conman and 34 time convicted felon and child rapist and regular rapist?" - Trump’s America
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