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  1. Red Five
    I know we're not supposed to be talking about Trump getting shot in the Trump thread, but did they ever release anything from the hospital? Meaning not from Ronnie Jackson.
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    Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????" 1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal.
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    Who said that?
  4. Red Five
    The republican nominee for Vice-President posted something because someone read something on facebook.
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    No thank you, and for reasons like that.
  6. Red Five
    You mean ask why we took the air out of the ball up 25 in the second half, on the road at Michigan? Does that really need an answer?
  7. Red Five
    ".... granted, they're a wounded mouse and we're a fucking grizzly bear, but still."
  8. Red Five
    Remember when Trump spent years blasting the shit out of Obama for golfing? And then he golfed more in four years than Obama did in eight? Good times. Great to see the media really hold him accountable for shit like that.
  9. Red Five
    247 has both Jackson and Orogbo listed as DL, not edges. Jackson I get, but why not list Orogbo as an edge.
  10. Red Five
    We were so bad for so long. I feel like Tom Hanks at the end of Castaway.
  11. Red Five
    There is about a 99% chance we go into the OU game undefeated. I did not realize that Georgia goes to Alabama in two weeks, so somewhat decent chance we're ranked #1 after that (although I would expect Georgia to win that game).
  12. Red Five
    Sounds like you had a good time.
  13. Red Five
    Lulz. Oh THAT person supports Dotard? No way.
  14. Red Five
    I don't bet, but man, I feel like we can fuck around for four quarters and still win by 40. We're going to be scoring even when we're just running clock in the second half.
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    I can't seem to figure this out. When actual celebrities support democrats, you get "Keep your politics to yourself! Just act/sing/dribble/etc". But when a country singer I've never heard of endorses Dotard, that's "huge!!". And then you have Fox putting fucking Scott Baio on the "news" to discuss politics. I don't know, it's almost like there's a weird double standard or something. Like they say one thing and do another.
  16. Red Five
    Well this is just objectively incorrect. Edit: Never mind. I read 2023 as 2003.
  17. Red Five
    That line will be going up. I guess I could see a deal where we’re up at halftime 28-7, and dick around in the second half and win 42-14 or something. But that almost feels like worst case scenario. 63-7 is more likely imo.
  18. Red Five
    The best part was when someone then chimed in with something like "Well fuck him then, let him transfer!". All just completely made up.
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    https://www.youtube.com/@TexasClips
  20. Red Five
    Exactly how I feel. Everyone spotting that dude and no one doing anything until he started firing, the SS' behavior, Trump's behavior during and after, the perfectly healed ear like five days later, the one group of people on this planet who would cash in on this incident, both politically and financially, but aren't for some reason....
  21. Red Five
    This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. 1, 2, 4, 3?
  22. Red Five
    *take over. Takeover is a noun.
  23. Red Five
    While we all certainly deserve a fun conspiracy theory.... How was this staged? People died. He was obviously bleeding from his ear. There's a lot of very weird stuff surrounding what happened, with the weirdest being Trump and team Trump not wanting to ever talk about it. But staged? No.
  24. Red Five
    If we’re being technical, if Texas St is 39 points better than UTSA, then we should be favored by, I don’t know, 60? Taking into account that the starters won’t play in the second half.
  25. Red Five
    I wonder how hard it is for Harris to not look into a camera and say something like "So this race is supposedly a tossup. What the fuck is wrong with you people?" I've used this analogy before but it would be like if the Texas job was open and we were trying to decide between Dan Lanning, and Bill Cosby. "I don't know, Cosby just got out of prison. Because he's a rapist. And I don't think he's ever coached football before." "Yeah but Lanning didn't win the national championship last year, so there are pros and cons on both sides...."

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