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Red Five

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  1. That’s a special feeling, Lloyd.
  2. Mine only plays ads for penis enlargement procedures. Like every 30 seconds. Get your shit together OTF.
  3. I already know the people who will text me that saying "Is nothing sacred??".
  4. Why? He'll probably get the medal of freedom at some point.
  5. Just when you think you can't get any angrier. So DEI went back in time about 80 years and helped us win WW2? That's what DEI is now?
  6. "Damn, just nicked his ear!"
  7. Remember how Biden insisted on inviting Trump to the White House, being all cordial, offering to help where he could, saying "welcome home!" to Dotard at the WH, riding over to the inauguration with him, etc?
  8. I had dinner last weekend with a family member who voted for Dotard at least once. He fucking hates him now, and is ashamed that he ever supported him. So, it does happen.
  9. "You're not from China!" "Well you're not from Bethlehem."
  10. What are those dudes planning? Coon going to bed alone after all that was a bit surprising.
  11. A gif we will see after every Duke loss for the rest of our lives.
  12. I would like to personally ask every single non-white straight male who voted for this insanity what they think about that.
  13. What is the supposed justification for this? I mean, I of course know the real reason. What's the fake one? This has nothing to do with "DEI".
  14. My favorite part about that "we're close" thing is that Terry took over a top five caliber roster. Two years later and we're a bubble team. Close to what, winning 12 games next year? Because that's about the trajectory we're on under Terry.
  15. None of these teams feel like they belong. But if you’re looking at blind resumes, I think we should get in.
  16. "We're close, so lets rebuild the entire team, including the assistants. Everyone except the head coach."
  17. Yeah they'll probably extend him. Wtf. Is this a bit?
  18. I have never bought tupperware in my life. I have a pantry full of it. To the best of my knowledge I have never purchased a clothes hanger. I have probably 100 of them. Never bought an umbrella. I own probably five of them. Don't remember ever buying a clothespin. I have a drawer in my kitchen full of them. You get the point. Am I a secret klepto and just don't realize it? Where did all this shit come from?
  19. I had forgotten that we hilariously waited until aggy's season was over to fire our coach and hire theirs.
  20. What does the timeline look like if we miss the tourney? Does Terry get fired tomorrow? Assuming we decline an NIT invite.
  21. I cannot tell you how fast I would get away from someone who talks like that. "You have to be super violent to be peaceful. Also empathy is terrible."
  22. What a lesson to learn. Do enough awful shit in a day and there aren't enough hours/manpower to cover all of it.
  23. I can tell you that if Biden did the D version of that, it would be 1000000 times the story that this will be. It would have been the defining story of his presidency.
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