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  1. Red Five
    He might be concussed. We certainly didn’t watch the same game.
  2. Red Five
    "Look at all those paid actors umm I mean FBI agents ummm I mean Antifa ummm eh screw it, let's just say it was awesome. It's not like we'll lose any votes."
  3. Red Five
    Maybe one of the questions in the debate will be something like "You have spent the last four years lying about the 2020 election. You have offered zero proof of your outlandish claims, and have only destroyed millions of Americans' faith in our elections and institutions. Why?"
  4. Red Five
    Ah yes, I knew Wingo would be our leading rusher today.
  5. Red Five
    Bloody marys in the morning and ranch waters in the afternoon. Tomorrow is going to hurt.
  6. Red Five
    It was erotic, I won't lie.
  7. Red Five
    Sleep it off before the night games start.
  8. Red Five
    You somehow came up with a worse take.
  9. Red Five
    Sorry, this is a serious nitpick, at best. Manning would have just handed the ball off a few times anyway.
  10. Red Five
    I had an offseason dream a few months ago that we tore up Michigan. We were up 28-0 in the second quarter. Was basically a premonition, IMO.
  11. Red Five
    Arkansas, 1969.
  12. Red Five
    We're playing the defending national champions on the road. You should be.
  13. Red Five
    We'll get a good look in the fourth quarter when the game is out of hand.
  14. Red Five
    If Texas is a toss-up, a bunch of those other "toss-up" states aren't. Wait I just noticed that Virginia is also called a toss-up. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  15. Red Five
    Yeah my analogy ends mid-movie.
  16. Red Five
    Michigan is Batman at the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises. Defending champs, sure, but nowhere near the same. And Texas is Bane. We're going to kick the shit out of them and stuff them in a weird cave and make them watch tv of Gotham getting nuked. (or we'll beat them like 34-17)
  17. Red Five
    No now would be perfectly fine.
  18. Red Five
    Sort of related.... I can't recommend the Michael Keaton Smartless podcast episode enough. He does a pretty deep dive into the making of Beetlejuice, Mr. Mom, and Batman.
  19. Red Five
    POD guys talking about how the race is a toss-up, and referencing Nate Silver as supporting evidence. Um, am I the only one who thinks if the election were held tomorrow, Harris might win every swing state? Maybe these are things we just shouldn't say out loud.
  20. Red Five
    Ah, Penny Marshall.
  21. Red Five
    If we all get a bunch of money together, would you let us pay you to change this prediction?
  22. Red Five
    "want our voices silenced" If you're being paid by Russia to spit out propaganda and disinformation.... yeah maybe.
  23. Red Five
    Halftime is 20 minutes. How would you have time to do anything at all before getting back to your seat?
  24. Red Five
    Even when the Joe Biden of the last year or so misspoke, you knew what he was trying to say. Yeah he had trouble finishing sentences sometimes, but he still didn't spew nonsense like that. And the response to "We beat medicare" at the debate was "holy shit we have to get this guy off the ticket", not applause followed by silence.
  25. Red Five
    *Michael Caine

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